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friendofgunnar
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posted July 28, 2006 01:45 AM |
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Consis Consis Consis
This thread is for collecting evidence (from Consis's posts in HC) that he is in fact a polygamist. I have four.
1. Here is an interesting post from Bragging Rights
Consis:
"I am a stay at home father who babysits other children as well. I have three of my own and I care for three others with another child on the way from a mother who recently gave birth to a beautiful baby girl."
2. My unanswered post in the very same thread.
"Was I the only one that saw this post as hinting at a plural marriage?
Say Consis, you aren't Mormon are you?"
3. Consis in the thread il keep yu my dirty little secret
"My sexuality is based on the woman I'm with. I adapt to their particulars however . . . *cough* . . . unorthodox they might be."
4. Consis in the thread Infidelity
"Excluding any religious beliefs . . . marriages and relationships start with both clear and implied rules. Becoming a mate to someone might usually start the relationship off with a rule or set of rules that define clear relationship parameters. If a person shows signs or otherwise indicates an opposition to one of your relationship parameters then this would be an indicator to not have an intimate relationship with him/her. 'Deal-breakers' are important things to learn before committing to a relationship. Once the relationship begins, your partner has every right to hold you personally responsible for every rule that you both agreed to before committing to each other."
notice that he uses the phrase: "start the relationship off with a rule or set of rules that define clear relationship parameters". What's interesting here is what's not here. There's no mention of "one man one woman" whatsoever, or for that matter there's not anything here having to do with having sex with someone besides your spouse. There's only talk of a "marital agreement".
Allright guys, get your mouses active and go out there and get that info we need. Good luck and happy hunting.
Wouldn't that be funny if we were all sitting around bragging about how manly we were and Consis is sitting at home with two wives.
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 28, 2006 06:09 AM |
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Okay I just found another one
Consis in the “I was in love with Iris’s avatar” thread (bold font is my own):
"Aerie, the aloof half-elf. (try saying that 5 times fast) Aerie indeed; empty clouds for a mind! I avoided her whenever I could. She epitomizes everything both I and my wife despise in women who afford men their simplistic and ignorant view of the female role in society."
I think I’m starting to form a picture here.
Fog’s theory number 1: Consis has acquired himself a warrior princess who likes a bit of girlcandy girl power on the side. In a traditional polygamous set up it’s a guy and two girls. Perhaps in this particular case it’s a girl and another girl and a guy (Consis).
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Consis
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posted July 28, 2006 03:10 PM |
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Oh Dear . . .
My good man FriendofGunnar,
You seem to despondently be clinging to a myth or fantasy about the truth regarding my particular taste in women. In the process of doing so, I've noticed you've conveniently left out the material in my posts regarding Women, Peacemaker, and homosexuals. I suggest you try a bit more research. I have posted thousands of posts and a handful of dainty threads here at Heroes Community. Not that anyone would actually be interested in doing this but . . . if a person were so inclined to learn my particualr taste in women . . . they would need to read ALL of my entries. Good luck and Godspeed!
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 28, 2006 09:07 PM |
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You know, Consis, you could save us all a great deal of time and just tell us about your sexcapades.
just a thought..
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friendofgunnar
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posted August 04, 2006 11:12 AM |
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Okay after poking around on the internet and finding some of Consis's posts on other forums, I believe my first theory is dead.
So here goes my second theory. I'll explain it in the form of a re-enactment.
Consis is tied up in bed. Clanking can be heard from outside the window. The top of a ladder can be seen leaning up against the window. More clanking. Clank Clank. Finally a figure stumbles into the room through a window. It is Consis's wife, and she is dressed in a full suit of armor.
Consis Oh my, who are you?
Wife: I am Lady Genevieve, and I have fought evil ogres, ravenous dragons, and mad mages to come and rescue you Sir Consis.
Consis My knight in shining armor. You must be hot and sweaty after all your exertions.
Wife: I am hot and sweaty, Sir Consis.
Consis How hot and sweaty?
Wife: Very hot, very sweaty, Sir Consis.
*Consis smiles*
*suddenly Wife turns her head.*
Wife: What is that?
Consis It is evil Princess Veronica, the one who abducted me!
Wife: She shall pay for her actions!
*Consis's wife goes into other room, banging can be heard. Shouting too.*
Wife: *from other room* You're evil ends here...Today!
*comes back into room*
Consis Is it...is it over?
Wife: It is over.
Consis Oh Lady Genevieve, why don't untie me and allow me refresh your hot sweaty body?
Wife: Indeed Sir Consis, I shall untie you and allow you to refresh my hot...sweaty....body.
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Consis
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posted August 04, 2006 03:04 PM |
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*ahem*
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refresh my hot...sweaty....body
Never fear! With the Norwegian hand creme I've heard so much about, I shall enlist the help of numerous butterscotch gnomes and fish sauce pixies to do the job in a combined polyamorous effort of epic proportions! Viva la greased pig chasing!
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posted August 04, 2006 06:20 PM |
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dammn you F.o.G thats my fentazy!
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pandora
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posted August 04, 2006 06:23 PM |
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Quote:
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refresh my hot...sweaty....body
Never fear! With the Norwegian hand creme I've heard so much about, I shall enlist the help of numerous butterscotch gnomes and fish sauce pixies to do the job in a combined polyamorous effort of epic proportions! Viva la greased pig chasing!
Make sure that you have fully charged batteries in the camcorder first! *pops some popcorn*
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friendofgunnar
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posted August 04, 2006 08:26 PM |
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Quote:
polyamorous
We finally arrive at the truth.
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posted December 05, 2006 01:11 AM |
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lmao, I think F.O.G. has it right on the money.
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Consis
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posted December 05, 2006 02:52 AM |
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Ah Dingo!
Good to see you've returned, and with no small amount of doobies protruding from your blue jeans back pocket. Have a reefa for freefa on meeya my brotha! Nok Tsu Cow!
5,000 G
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william
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posted December 05, 2006 02:56 AM |
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Quote:
Good to see you've returned, and with no small amount of doobies protruding from your blue jeans back pocket. Have a reefa for freefa on meeya my brotha! Nok Tsu Cow!
5,000 G
Are you ok Consis? 
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
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pandora
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posted January 12, 2008 05:55 PM |
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I think we should go out and collect more evidence 
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Aculias
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posted January 12, 2008 06:04 PM |
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Why would we want to collect threads that only talks about presidents & his no way or the highway point of views?
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posted January 12, 2008 06:10 PM |
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antipaladin
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posted January 12, 2008 10:09 PM |
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Quote:
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polyamorous
We finally arrive at the truth.
im polyamorous too,there is nothing to be ashamed off.
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