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Shae_Trielle
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posted October 31, 2001 03:14 AM |
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I don't like pushovers, yet neither do I like uninformed and unintelligible and uneducated nitwits who like to jibe me into frowning....
And I said nothing about being attracted to gorillas either....
Come to think of it Oldtimer, what the hell are you talking about in that last post?
*smile*
PS: I don't expect you to answer that question because you're too busy picking fleas off the back of your mum's neck whilst eyeing that banana on the table in your kitchen.
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Oldtimer
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posted October 31, 2001 03:23 AM |
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Darlin, I didn't make you frown now did I?
It seems that you want it both ways,(or do you want it both ways?)
You cheer on when I chastise the boys for being pathetic emasculated whimps. You complain that I over generalize and you are actually not attracted to masculine chest thumpers. Without knowing you personally all we can do is talk generally, And generally speaking girls will choose the A-Hole over the nice guy 9 times out of 10 and you have probably done so yourself. (Does not apply to very homely chicks who will do anything that pays attention to them.)
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Mikai
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posted October 31, 2001 04:01 AM |
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To Shae...
...thank you for the good words! And yes, you are right this was suppose to be a funny place...maybe we all got to serious about this.
I think it would be interesting (and this I really want to see) if every guy in here will describe the woman of his dreams and if the girls will do the same...I think that will clear it up for every one...So guys and girls what do expect from the other side?;p
Thanks again, Shae !
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RMS
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posted October 31, 2001 04:23 AM |
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...well I'm not totally sure how this got that way, espeically how it got to be that all men want is sex...
...anyway, I wouldn't necessarily except anyone to to anything, but themselves, and be true to themselves, and everyone else.
...you sure wouldn't want to hear about my "ideal" lady...I don't think such a person exists...then again, nothing ideal ever exists...
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rogue
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posted October 31, 2001 04:57 AM |
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I'm glad everybody ignored what I actually typed and just makes assumptions about what I'm trying to say.
I could try explaining what I meant one more time, but it would just be misinterpreted and picked on again, so instead of wasting my time with that...
Shae, your mouth is open and your clothes are on. Remedy this situation immediately.
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Oldtimer
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posted October 31, 2001 05:19 AM |
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Rogue, once again your words are as clear as mud.
I reread your post and it looks like you are taking a shot.
(not that the shot is unwarranted, it just seemed out of place)
Now if the girls would start their interesting dance moves again, we can move this conversation back into the gutter, where it belongs.
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Sha_Men
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posted October 31, 2001 07:14 AM |
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I think...
Oldtimer is nailing the target quite nicely.
My I offer my lowly opinion...
Some women have said that I'm nice guy...They have seen me as friend and nothing else. Goto look those "excuses" for female heroes from RMS and you understand...
I haven't cared them anyway so why I would be worried?
If my only dream in life is to every freaking female to go the place where almost everybody has been why I would be here posting, even in friday and saturday nights?
I would be there in town checking chicks and waiting to meet someone who I might pick up.
But no...I haven't done that for long time.
Some women have said that I'm wise guy...
Too wise to date even if someone has thought I'm goodlooking and have even some manners. I have said to be cold, selfish, hardbrainer.
Problem is that girls are reading those freaking "Cosmopolitan" when boys are reading "Playboy". How these two worlds can ever meet unless it's deep discussion as when being drunk about some dance move?
My problem is that I don't know how to have fun. I don't dance neither do I can neither do I care. and this dancing also "refers" to the actual "dating game" that people play.
I'm sick of tired to that one.
Best relationship is without boundaries and without FU rules.
When two people can talk the talk and walk the walk TOGETHER.
Don't know about others but that way I'm going to live life. If I don't ever meet girl that I care for and vice versa...tough deal...but I can handle it. At least I don't act to be something else that I'm not.
Could you be yourself if you would lose your chances to opposite sex or would you fake yourself being?
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Gimmickless
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posted October 31, 2001 09:05 AM |
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I'm actually naked as I'm typing this.
Is it possible that this thread got tired? Is it actually possible that most people here don't want to get drunk/naked/freaky and dance about like gorillas in either vertical or horizontal positions? Perish the thought that most of us gamers mostly don't act on our carnal desires except when we're truly safe (i.e. alone with a VCR).
The fact that I had to go through nearly a full page before reading a post from a self-desribed female certainly does not mean well for anybody here, especially when people are turning introspective about their own love lives, as large or nonexistant as they may be. Note to you playing Solitare and not fixing it: keep to IMs, e-mails, other threads, JUST NOT HERE. The few of us who can be lecherous need a place to play and none of us can without a wet blanket of "I know why I don't I have a gf."
I swear if someone else doesn't get naked soon, I'm going to declare this thread officially dead.
(NOTE: Yeah, my position has altered slightly. So sue me. I like looking at young, nubile females, especially when I don't pay them afterwards.  )
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Sha_Men
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posted October 31, 2001 09:18 AM |
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Read the first message of mine in this thread...
There aren't going to be any "naked girls" in this thread.
You said yourself Gimmickless that you don't get really turned on in some internet message board.
I have seen more than handful (yes more that handful) of girls during my life naked and I know how girls look naked (I have fairly good imagination when it comes to that).
Of course visual looks turn men on. That is fact.
Thing is that "the real action" doesn't happen in this thread but in real world.
Take grip and go meet the girls there if you want. That's the best place not certainly HC.
This thread was dead before it even started. If you don't get the joke read "rant of degeration" thread and Oldtimers message there. He explain what this thread was for in the first place.
Now I goto some more "important" issues. One interesting girl has just emailed me...and she doesn't live in another country...
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Milena
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posted October 31, 2001 09:19 AM |
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Boys and girls
get yourselves together and measure your words.
Now, for the first time I heard good girls choose the A-holes 9 times out of 10. Also for the first time I heard Shae had leather bikini and a whip. I will alctually need this whip for the wild animals (wanting sex) turn into lamb when faced with the possibility of becoming dinner!
Do you want, my dear friends, to know what a girl needs? The answer is only one word: ATTENTION! Not a gorrila, not a smart ass who has no guts to ask the girl for her phone number. What do women want? Attention and sex. WHat do men want? Sex and attention. Of course, you just have to pick up the right order of these 2 lily words.
I myself can't stand both the "gorillas" OT said Shae supposedly liked and the "meekiey cheekie freakie" oldie buddies. Why? Do you see me having much of both of the 2 things a person needs? Noooo.... people are ready to receive but rarely give. What a surprise.
And don't tell me who's an A-hole and why. Thank you, I've had enough of examples. The frog turning into a prince is a FAIRY tale, my friends! I can't appreciate men who don't have the guts to look me in my eyes and say what they want! Not that I don't know already. I can qualify these as asses. Put them other names if you think they suit them but guess, you can be far away from the truth. You all foget one thing. WHAT? The fifth rule of the wizard: "Mind what people do and not what they say, for deeds will betray a lie". Interesting, boys and girls. I can very easily say I'm a superbabe and sex goddess in bed and behave like this but have you see me in action? Cool, I can say the same about all of you guys. It's very easy to come down and pretend (successfully) to be cerebral but does this make you such?
So, as long as we dont know what we are but really try and try to be the extra super hyper brains and bodies, we have to think if anyone believes us. I'm a doubter and I look at the late discussion both worried and laughing. I think some of us need help. And before raising your arms at me, think if you don't belong to this very pile of goods.
*shrugs*
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rogue
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posted October 31, 2001 04:08 PM |
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Milena, you're talking and wearing clothes. Please remedy this situation.
(just trying to get back on topic)
I agree with something Sha said, but I forgot what that was now. *laughs*
Oldtimer...
I wasn't taking a shot at anybody. *shrug*
Oh, my, am I tired. I'm leaving for a concert in a bit, so I should print off the map instead of yapping about silly things like girls.
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Milena
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posted November 01, 2001 01:29 AM |
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Milena, you're talking and wearing clothes. Please remedy this situation.
MY FRIEND. *clears throat* Right now the only thing I am wearing is the blanket and new red hair on my body. You're the one with things perking out of the right place. Please, get control over some sticking part of yours... namely your tongue. Mine is very well hidding behind the teeth. *GRINS*
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RMS
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posted November 01, 2001 02:03 AM |
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...I just wish that you'de make up your minds of what you want to do on this thread...and stop falsely accusing everyone else of something that is not necessarily true...
I mean come on! Nobody is exactly like another, and there is no way to clearly define certain sects or factions...the only way to truthfully say anything like that, is refer to an individual, and vase your conclusions on the person, and that person alone. I cannot say for certain that everyone does, but I am fairly certain that nearly everyone craves attention, to some degree, of some kind, by someone. Also, regardless of popular opinion, the basis of a relationship does not revolve around sex. That is not everyone's primary goal in life. Some people may even go so far to say that they are not interested in it at all, or to a very low degree. Whether you believe it or not, I amongst that population, and I am certain others are too.
All I say, is that if anyone ever happens to find someone and they get along together, extremely well under most circumstances, relatively speaking, then it would be foolish to ever let them go. Do not get too attached to someone else, if you are not planning to sport a long term relationship of any sort with them. It may not work out, but the only result will be broken hearts, filled with rage and fury, feeling contempt for everyone and everything in this world. Do not let petty grievances, nor paltry differences get int he way of true happinness and friendship. I say, seek out someone on your own level, and get comfortable with that fact. Once you deem yourself worth to move on, and are prepared to do so, ready to accept that you may be rebuked, and shoved back a few steps, or even tumble down the entire flight of steps, that is when you seek a higher level of joy and happinness. Do not come to rash conclusions about anyone, judge them in any way or form, whether good or ill, until you come to truly understand them, and know them. Nobody can rightfully tell something about another, on judgement from previous experiences, until they make that new relationship, and meeting a part of their knowledge; the next step in experience and faith in oneself, and friends...
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Milena
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posted November 01, 2001 02:07 AM |
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Also, regardless of popular opinion, the basis of a relationship does not revolve around sex. That is not everyone's primary goal in life.
Tell me, RMS, are you a virgin?
When you lose your chastity, you suddenly change your mind. Trust me. You're only 15. You're not supposed to think in another way.
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RMS
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posted November 01, 2001 02:28 AM |
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The way I usually talk, would you except me to be anything else? Unlike some of my contemporaries, yes I am. I am not involved in the now stereotypical teenage dating (fantasies), however popular it truly is.
Just because I do number many in age, does not mean I know nothing (although it comes close). I mean, even most of my friends are all older than...at least those in school. I will not brag about having more friends than everyone else, because I know that I do not, but I do know people much older than I. I know for a fact, that it is not on everyone's mind. If you want to go to the extreme, even the average, true Christian believers will agree with me on this. If one has no wish for it, then no temptation can ever convince one to give in, as there is nothing to give in to. I do not believe it is fair to say that all men must abide by the set law, that they have to have sex on their mind 24/7. I am not trying to sound arrogant, but at least the majority of us, whom are a bit more blessed in the realms of intelligence, really do not have the time for it. We have higher priorities set for life. Most of us get less than 6 or 7 hours of sleep every night, some even on the weekends. Perhaps those who do not wish to achieve in life, or seek some simpler source of survival in the real world, such as relying on "luck", do not need to worry about their grades. Perhaps they do not have any outside activities that they engage in, and do not have any clear plans or goal for their future. Some of us do, and until we get those out of our way, we will not secure our positions in life. If we succumb to the generally society, and sometimes the pressure of the peer society, then we are failures. We can struggle to force our way out, but is there any need to harm oneself in such an unneccessary manner?
...at the very least, I shall tell you this. I am one of the "freaks/geeks" that abides, and shall continue to abide by the standard set by ourselves, through outside infuence, that we shall remain pure and untouched until after marriage. So what if some of us even go so far as setting it to no kissing, except for social occassions?
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Lith-Maethor
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posted November 01, 2001 07:12 AM |
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Also, regardless of popular opinion, the basis of a relationship does not revolve around sex. That is not everyone's primary goal in life.
Tell me, RMS, are you a virgin?
When you lose your chastity, you suddenly change your mind. Trust me. You're only 15. You're not supposed to think in another way.
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malkia
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posted November 01, 2001 08:49 AM |
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ALL YOUR NAKED PICTURES ARE BELONG TO US!
Zig!
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Milena
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posted November 01, 2001 09:50 AM |
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My dear friend RMS.
Once again I will remind you of one very significant thing. If YOU think like this and you actually BELIEVE this, it doesn't mean it applies to everyone else. Yeah, there MIGHT be exceptions to the rule and I think you are one of them but, my dear, most people even several years old have one-one thought on their minds. It's not because they are stupid or anything. But being extra hyper supe smart doesn't mean you can't have your hormons driving you crazy. You will be surprised how many people over here are DROOLING but they just don't want to admit it, right, Sha? ;-))
Trust me, once you lose your viginity, you start understanding the way the world turns. Ask anyone who gave gone thru this. (No, no, Lith, Shae, don't give me THAT look.)Once you gone thru this, expecially if you ae a girl, you start getting people's ways. All of a sudden you change and you get to the shocking conclusion that everything is SO simple that you can only laugh at yourself and think how could you be so stupid. RMS, just wait until you lose your chastity. And we will talk again. OK? The rest of you, who are not virgins, can say here if I'm right or wrong. :-)
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Sha_Men
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posted November 01, 2001 11:02 AM |
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Got news for you buddy, RMS...
[quotethe basis of a relationship does not revolve around sex.
Sorry to say this but more than often it does. I mean between man and woman.
There is always some kind of "magnetism" between man and woman even if they are "just" friends.
And truly someone said it right. We cannot stop our crazy hormones. However we can think our actions before hand but in the end we don't know did the actions we did, happen because we wanted/thought so or did we just do them and didn't have controll over them.
I'm not very sexually enthuastic but even I have to admit lust is sometimes almost overwhelming. Maybe I'm just pervert in cheap clean gentlemans dress.
Same goes to all those "nice girls" in the real world (and in the forum). Do you think they are never naughty? WRONG. Yes, they are. Even when they play to be not.
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Milena
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posted November 01, 2001 12:20 PM |
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And truly someone said it right. We cannot stop our crazy hormones.
Yes, Sha, you agreed!! *kisses him*
Where was I meant to kiss you. Sorry, Sha. *looks at his cheek* j/k
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Same goes to all those "nice girls" in the real world (and in the forum). Do you think they are never naughty? WRONG. Yes, they are. Even when they play to be not.
Sha, you will be stunned if you hear some details of my private RL... I bet you will go back to my post, read them again and won't believe me *whipsers sth in Sha's ear and his face turn from blue to white and his jaw drops*
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