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Thread: Peanut Planters HQ (Masterpost on page 31 now) This thread is 35 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 ... 31 32 33 34 35 · «PREV / NEXT»
Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 17, 2007 05:58 PM

Quote:
IM IN UR HQ, STELLIN UR PEANUTZ


I see you've changed your posting style, a year ago you would have added this:

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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 17, 2007 06:20 PM
Edited by Geny at 22:03, 06 Nov 2007.

And he's back. Baklava receives a tasty new peanut for inventing the great baklavsky system.

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You may be enjoying all of these small things in life, but they all fade away with time....only sadness remains with you untill the day you die!

CAUTION!
Emo threat detected!

Updating Baklavsky anti-emo database...

It is actually the other way around. Sadness and memories of bad stuff fade with time, while memories of the best times of your life stay with you until death (or the Alzheimer disease... :\) Scientists even proved that a few years ago.

Emo threat succesfully neutralized.
Thank you for using our Baklavsky anti-emo system. We know you have a choice (well not really but never mind) and we are glad that you have chosen the insane one. You may now continue with your lives as usual.

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baklava
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posted October 17, 2007 06:32 PM

About time...
*crunch*
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Elvin
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posted October 17, 2007 06:33 PM

A practical one
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posted October 17, 2007 06:56 PM

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As for the chocolate part I have not even tried that - sounds strange.


It tastes good in fact. Try M. Classic chocolate covered peanuts
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 17, 2007 09:43 PM
Edited by Geny at 22:04, 06 Nov 2007.

When he's back, he's back! It's been just a little over 3 hours since his last peanut and he already gets a second one! So, give it up to MC baklava!

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MC Baklava feat. 50 peanuts
Witch Lich Rap

Uhuh
Yea
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
Mhm
Yea...

It's a dark an' chillin' night
And you're all in fo' a fright
So y'all come an' see the fight
Cause ya know that might makes right

Foo'...

Ridin' from the dark
It's the Witch King of Nazgul
Not a dog's allowed to bark
Cause the Witch King is so cool

But from Warcraft universe
Comes another spooky thing
From afar to here traversed
The powerful Lich King

That's right

Then the Witch King dismounts
And turns to look the lich
"Come and meet your fate
You son of a b**** "

The Lich King arises
From his icy stool
"You ain't nothin' fo' me
Gonna pop you, fool"

The hood gathers 'round
Both orcs an' the undead
"Time to kick your a$$"
The Witch King then said.

Waving high his sword,
His fellbeast flies high
But the Lich King simply
Lets out a bored sigh

With his bony hand
He lets out ice bolts
As well as a lightning
Of two thousand volts

The fellbeast falls down
To the dusty ground
Dying on the floor
Lets out a vile sound

Witch King rises, angry
Now he's pissed as ever
But he is a Ringwraith
And he's very clever

He raises his flail
And tosses it away
To the mighty Lich
(Eminem is gay)

As the Lich King blocks that
Witch King charges fast
His mighty flaming blade
Readied for the blast

Lich King didn't have time
To raise a shield of frost
And that came with such a
Horrifying cost

Witch King stabbed him with his
Sword with flames and fury
And the Lich King's sight now
Becomes pale and blurry

With his final breath he
Throws an icy shard
Before he completely
Finally falls apart

But that shard was not
An ordinary one
Who knows what the Lich King
With that shard has done

Imbued with the last breath
Of the dead Lich King
It cuts through the armor
And kills the Witch King.


So there you go. It's an equal position. Wee.

EDIT
And yes, werewolves are undead, at least in most mythologies. They are the restless spirits of dead men, similar to vampires, which arise from the grave, take the wolf form (willingly or as a curse by a powerful wizard and similar) and harass the population.

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baklava
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posted October 17, 2007 10:26 PM

Woohoo!

I'm saving this one for...
...
NOW! *munch*

It's good to be God xD
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skullman
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posted October 17, 2007 10:50 PM

why don't you find a chocolate planter. nuts and chocolate is a good mix

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posted October 18, 2007 01:23 AM

Alc would never agree. Baklava, you've got it!
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posted October 20, 2007 02:28 PM

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why don't you find a chocolate planter. nuts and chocolate is a good mix


I think you mean a cocoa planter.

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posted October 21, 2007 10:54 AM

This thread makes no sense.
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posted October 21, 2007 12:39 PM

Then you are ok RedSoxFan3.  If and when this thread does make sense, seek profession help immediate.  Even if it only makes a little sense.  Once you have found professional help, go to the nearest padded wall and hit your head against it.  When this thread stops making sense, then you can stop, and you will be all better.  Afterwards go get a jar of peanuts.  Take two, and call somebody in the morning.
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Elvin
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posted October 21, 2007 06:00 PM

Ohkaay!
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posted October 21, 2007 06:09 PM

Quote:
This thread makes no sense.
You know what makes no sense? YOU make no sense!


Ha!
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posted October 21, 2007 06:13 PM

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why don't you find a chocolate planter. nuts and chocolate is a good mix


I think you mean a cocoa planter.


No

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posted October 21, 2007 07:28 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
why don't you find a chocolate planter. nuts and chocolate is a good mix


I think you mean a cocoa planter.


No

Yes

Dun Dun

Taaaaiinnted loooove

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What if Elvin was female?
posted October 30, 2007 08:05 PM
Edited by Geny at 22:08, 06 Nov 2007.

Time for a little revival. For his anti-virus knoweldge I am proud to present the next peanut to wog_edn!

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The picture tells it all:



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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 03, 2007 06:08 PM

And finally, after he stole our peanuts himself, Lord_Woock is officially granted a peanut for his re-opening of the cat-house.
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posted November 03, 2007 08:20 PM

TNT_ADDICT just try's too hard
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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 04, 2007 01:36 PM
Edited by Geny at 22:10, 06 Nov 2007.

And the peanut fever continues!
The new peanut holder is dimis with his exercise tips.

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