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gnomes2169
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posted February 02, 2011 05:36 PM |
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Thank- Thank you so much Bak... I'm so happy.
Hm... Wonder how fast I can get this penut to fly through the air... Lethal speed, maybe?
Watch out BB, the coup is coming.
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bLiZzArdbOY
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posted February 11, 2011 03:51 PM |
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Since I know Bak secretly yearns for the days where he didn't run this thread and instead received formal recognition in the form of pixilated peanuts, I'm going to post this here just so he knows he's still funny even though he doesn't get peanuts anymore:
From Dagoth:
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Troy is somewhat my thing due to the aftermath being tangentially related to something I have a keen interest in.
Baklava:
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Raping and pillaging?
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=31122&pagenumber=3
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Kipshasz
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posted February 22, 2011 04:48 PM |
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I nominate Ohforf for this post:
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Great. I shall travel to France. There, at the city of Bordeaux, through years of seduction exercize and fitness work out 4 times a week, I shall seduce a little dwarf man. He will then bring me the best wine of the century, which I shall take to the black markets of Krim in Slovenia. There after many years of pest and baby rapings, I shall travel to Soviet Russia and ask for directions. After many years of asking for direction I shall in lithuania then, beside learning the true meaning of basket ball, find a handsome young man, who I shall give a bottle of the finest Vodka. Only then, shall my hair be blond and my feet be longer than my...
Please! For the love of... don't read this!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 22, 2011 07:56 PM |
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bLiZzArdbOY
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posted February 22, 2011 07:59 PM |
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And Berlin is 20 minutes south of where I live.
Except, of course, there's more than one town called Berlin in the world. 
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 22, 2011 08:04 PM |
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Hey, I checked Wiki before I posted and it didn't mention any other cities, so it must be true!
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baklava
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posted February 22, 2011 09:59 PM |
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That's probably cause Krim's a mountain in Slovenia.
So, uhm, what was the... uh... context in which OhForF said that? That's all I need to know before handing out a peanut. He got me at the dwarf man.
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posted February 22, 2011 11:00 PM |
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Kip asked him to get vodka so he would be forgiven from Kip's berserking.
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Adrius
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posted February 22, 2011 11:03 PM |
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He got me at learning the true meaning of basketball 
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baklava
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posted March 01, 2011 03:13 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 15:13, 01 Mar 2011.
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Alright, a peanut goes to Ohforf for the creepy dwarf post, and another one to Joonas, as a means of comfort for not getting any attention by the hot HC chicks in this thread. If a guy put me in a Heroes faction it would've been a matter of minutes before I had sex with him*.
This is, believe it or not, Joon's first peanut, though I'm seriously tempted to hand him one every time he uses the words "Finland" and "military" in the same sentence. 
*Not really. No matter how tempting the idea of a faction consisting of seven different levels of me actually is.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 01, 2011 03:18 PM |
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Just goes to prove that HC just does not get my sense of humour.
I didn't even get an SRT when I made a post just for that. Well I did but they took it away. 
Finland, army, strange thought ain't it?
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baklava
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posted March 02, 2011 05:57 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 17:58, 02 Mar 2011.
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Quote:
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It seems I am always on the defensive, and it gets old. It comes across that no matter what I do, I will be in the wrong.
Well, you are a man now...
What can I say.
Lacking authority to hand out Nobel prizes, I can only give you a mere peanut for this, OD. Well done.
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ohforfsake
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posted March 02, 2011 09:29 PM |
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Thank you for the peanut.
Though, to be honest. I wouldn't mind a lock of your hair as well.
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Elvin
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posted March 07, 2011 10:40 PM |
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ohforfsake
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posted March 07, 2011 10:49 PM |
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Thanks!
The best part is the link!
It is so funny. Veco should be getting at least 19 qp's, peanuts and whatever you can throw in its face, for it. Getting turned into a guy in the process. If she just wasn't so much against the idea.
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baklava
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posted April 08, 2011 04:26 AM |
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Finally something worthy of some lulz.
Anyone who scoffs at toilet humour has obviously never seen a scientist doing it.
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money,
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The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted April 08, 2011 05:50 AM |
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baklava
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posted May 01, 2011 01:45 PM |
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Edited by baklava at 13:45, 01 May 2011.
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The freshest peanut goes to, without a doubt, currently the funniest man on HC, and the first one to make me laugh out loud in a long while,
President Barack Obama and his speech at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
If he did more of stand-up comedy and less of supporting international bombings, and if I was an American, I know who'd get my vote.
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted May 01, 2011 02:14 PM |
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This picture has never looked better than now.
Just... wow. +9001 respect points to Obama for that one haahahaa
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Elvin
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posted May 01, 2011 04:57 PM |
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So much win.
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