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Heroes Community > Age of Heroes Coliseum > Thread: Does anyone want to play in 2008
Thread: Does anyone want to play in 2008 This thread is 11 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 · «PREV / NEXT»
william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 19, 2008 08:47 AM

I thought the game meant that for the players, you can be a bastard and not let a person move back a space, closer to winning, or you can be nice and give them the thumbs up.

but meh
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted January 19, 2008 11:06 AM

Oh man a mission to pick up a girl while being a cheesy bastard, heck that had my name all over it, nice choice in your pick there Azriel
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Smooth Snake
posted January 20, 2008 08:45 AM

Since the it wasn't state that one had to be a cheesy bastard I thougth of our shy william but if I would have been told to pick a cheesy bastard my choice would of course have gone to you.
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Beautiful Liar
posted January 20, 2008 09:01 AM

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Since the it wasn't state that one had to be a cheesy bastard I thougth of our shy william but if I would have been told to pick a cheesy bastard my choice would of course have gone to you.



Yep I guess Kooka should have made it more obvious
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kookastar
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posted January 23, 2008 06:48 AM
Edited by kookastar at 06:49, 23 Jan 2008.

OK we are still waiting on Pecu to answer his Q

TnT looks like not everyone things you're a bastard huh!  Maybe you can prove otherwise before this game is through.

I must appologise once again for my slackness here... man RL is full on huh

anywayyyyyyy

the new page
player list
- GenieLord
- Antipaladin
- Mytical
- Geny
- TNT_Addict
- Dragon_Slayer
- Mamgaeater
- Pandora
- Azagal
- Aculias
- binibik
- william

That means the next question is for:
Binibik:
You are just about to marry the woman of your dreams.  She's organising the wedding, but you are left to plan the honeymoon.  You could spend a ton of money on it and go to the bahamas, but that would be too nice.  In 150 words or more, describe the honeymoon you plan that will give your new bride a true taste of what she's in for.  If mytical and pandora think it's bastard enough, you move back one space.

and

William:
The opponent of your choice has to find/make a photo of an animal and describe how it is like their least favourite politician/teacher.
If they fail they move forward 1 space.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted January 23, 2008 06:58 AM

Oh shoot I forgot!
I'll get it before I go to sleep tonight
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LummoxLewis
posted January 23, 2008 07:01 AM

I choose Pandora for my next Question
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posted January 24, 2008 05:40 AM
Edited by Binabik at 05:44, 24 Jan 2008.

After the big wedding the newlywed couple are finally on their way...

Wife: I can't wait to get to the Bahamas, I've been sooooo looking forward to this.

Me: Um, Honey, about the Bahamas. You see I found this really good deal on a new 40 inch plasma TV with a 500 watt surround sound system with ten speakers. So I had to cancel the Bahamas trip to pay for it, but don't.....

Wife: You WHAT? Tell me you're joking. We are going to the Bahamas, right? RIGHT?

Me: If you would just let me finish instead of interrupting all the time. I was going to say don't worry because I have something else planned. We're going camping at Lake Whatchacallit. They have great fishing there.

Wife: You know I hate camping! And all you'll do is fish all day. Honey, this is our Honeymoon, what were you thinking? We've been talking about the Bahamas for over a year.

Me: Wait, there's more. I invited Larry and his wife. His wife can keep you company while Larry and I are out fishing.

Wife: You WHAT? You invited Larry to our honeymoon? I can't believe this!

Me: I was only thinking of you. I knew you'd want company while I was fishing.

Me: Honey? Honey? Why are you crying?

Wife: ---


About that time the new couple is pulling into the campground at Lake Whatchacallit. Bini starts a campfire and hands his Wife a skillet and can of baked beans to cook while he sets up the tent.

After dinner, Bini picks up his still crying wife and carries her across the threshold tent stakes and manages to get them both inside the tent.


A short time later...

Me: Honey, you're going to have to learn to blow better than that.

Wife: I'm trying, but every time I come up for a breath of air it begins to wilt.

Me: Well, it's up to you, but if you don't want sticks and rocks poking you in the backside all night, you'd better blow up that air mattress....

Wife: (mutters under her breath) And it never even occurred to you to help me, did it?

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kookastar
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posted January 25, 2008 11:52 PM

LOL @ the airmatress bini

hehee great response, we've still got Pandora and Pecu to answer their questions...
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LummoxLewis
posted January 26, 2008 02:02 AM

Kooka you still didn't respond to the thing I had to do for you, did you?
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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted January 26, 2008 08:30 AM

A little nice perhaps, but I'll give it a .  Hmm dang, why do I have such a hard time with this game?  The object is to make people move forward...*shrugs*.
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Binabik
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posted January 26, 2008 09:01 AM

Too nice? I didn't want to be TOO much of a bastard, that would be too easy.

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posted January 26, 2008 09:06 AM
Edited by Aculias at 09:17, 26 Jan 2008.

Hello mam.
I have here a nice corvette.
Dont let this Lemon color fool you.
The car runs really great.
See the paint Job?
I painted it myself.
Look at that stereo?
I put it in myself & it plays all of the FM & AM radio stations.

Test out that break pedal?
Smooth huh, yea this car is just perfect for you.
Go ahead mam, sit down & feel the nice COUGHFAKECOUGHGUCHICOUGHLEATHER Seats.
Dont worry i will get your keys when I recieve payment.
Look at the engine now.
See how spotless it looks?
Not even a smudge of oil.
Usually you want to keep the car clean so you want to wipe up any smears or oil.

Now if you just write me either a check,M/O,Wired account or just give me cash for $550.001, I will get you the registration under your name.

"I dont know? That is a little much?

Sorry I can not go lower then this mam.
This car is customed made & I added many new parts just for you.
Take it or leave it mam.

"I might have to think about it young man"

This car is perfect for you but I have a few other gentlemen wanting to pay over 600K for this nice Ju I mean car.

"Ok young man I will take the money out of my bank.I dont have much but I just got enough for it"

Ah thank you kindly, I'll be expectingit shortly & you get your keys!

"I hope the car is as good as you say it is"

Dont worry mam, you will defantely go to many local places with this car.


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Binabik
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posted January 26, 2008 10:09 AM

Psssst, Acu, I have a car to sell you.

"I've only had it for a couple of weeks. I bought it for my wife (or daughter) to go to work (or college), but she didn't like it. So now I have to sell it."

You won't hear this line at a car lot, but this is the most common story there is from people wheeling and dealing from their home. They don't want you to know they are dealing, so they make up a story why they only owned the car for a couple weeks. The implication is that if they bought the car for their wife/daughter, then they checked it out themselves and they believe it is a good car. They wouldn't want their wife/daughter to break down somewhere would they? So they would have picked out a good car for them, right?

If you are ever buying a used car and you hear this story, then run away as fast as you can.

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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted January 27, 2008 04:56 AM

I am too nice to come up with that one
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kookastar
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posted January 28, 2008 05:59 AM

OK

I am actually going to get 2 of the cards from the actual game and post them without even looking..... :nervous:  so appologies in advance to:

GenieLord
The opponent of your choice must coat their hair in butter or margerine or move forward 2 places {photographic evidence required}

Antipaladin
The opponent of your choice must seduce your chair.  If the chair doesn't enjoy it, they must move forward 3 spaces



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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 28, 2008 06:49 AM

I loved the one Kooka had going in the tavern last time around so I'd like to join in on this one.  I'm a little late but I don't enter the Coliseum all that often.  The ICTC scares me.

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Binabik
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posted January 28, 2008 07:02 AM

I can't wait to see Anti seduce a chair.

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Chaos seeking Harmony
posted January 28, 2008 07:53 AM

Lol no Bini, the person Anti chooses has to seduce the chair.
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Binabik
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posted January 28, 2008 08:01 AM

Whoops. Maybe I should read the instructions. Well, I want to see SOMEONE seduce a chair. I'm really curious what turns a chair on.

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