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emilsn
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posted May 10, 2009 11:50 AM |
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well- How do condoms work out for you guys?
I am not sure if they are the problem but I get nothing out of sex.. You know, you always hear about people who go: OMG it was just a rush and I was going crazy afterwards. - I get like, okay , that was it .. 10min and I am ready again...
Could it be the condoms who numb my penis to death giving me nothing to work with.. I kinda hate them actully. They are such a huge turn off.. I am always so close to loosing my erection when I am putting them on.. I hate them..
So either you tell me that I don't get a rush because we aren't pro at it yet or you tell me it is the condoms. Or a third reason 
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Darkshadow
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posted May 10, 2009 11:56 AM |
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So either you tell me that I don't get a rush because we aren't pro at it yet or you tell me it is the condoms.
Could be both.
TBH it depends on the person.
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DagothGares
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posted May 10, 2009 11:58 AM |
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Well, I'm not very experienced with it, but you could ask your girl to 'help' you putting it on...
Bah, it's but a suggestion
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emilsn
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posted May 10, 2009 12:35 PM |
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One of my friends told me that too (dagoth)
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DagothGares
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posted May 10, 2009 12:51 PM |
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All you have to do is man up and ask her!
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Doomforge
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posted May 10, 2009 03:44 PM |
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Just ask her to get pills. Condoms suck balls.
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emilsn
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posted May 10, 2009 04:48 PM |
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High five! Doomy
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Doomforge
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posted May 10, 2009 05:10 PM |
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You're welcome. ^_^
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DagothGares
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posted May 17, 2009 11:58 PM |
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Hey, all, it's been a while since I last reported, except for the occasional... Meltdown...
So brace yourselves this will be my last personal experience I'll post here for some time, because I believe a lot of stuff is truly getting behind me, now (a man can dream, can he?). Anyway, today is the day I broke up with Bonnie. Both me and Bonnie are partially responsible off course and we ralised today that our relationship is not functional anymore, so rather than falling to things this song is based on, we decided it's best to break and remain friends.
We both cried for a while, if you want to go into detail. While I was saddened that I was a bit more alone in the world and that I wouldn't get to kiss this sweet girl again, I was also partially relieved. there was no ill will whatsoever and I wouldn't have to worry about trust or anything. In fact, I could treat her now as I do with my other friends: With little respect and cynicism.
I also met Dve ,yesterday, I just want to add this to what just happened, so you guys can see the horrible irony in everything.
Anyway, I swear to God, right now, I hope things will work out as pleasant and normal as possble!
No one respond to this, lest you jinx it!
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Arcax
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posted May 18, 2009 12:38 AM |
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Just ask her to get pills. Condoms suck balls.
And pills ravages womans hormonal system 
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mvassilev
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posted May 18, 2009 07:06 AM |
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Mytical
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posted May 18, 2009 07:32 AM |
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Just ask her to get pills. Condoms suck.
And the pills do not prevent the spread of STD's either...
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Doomforge
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posted May 18, 2009 01:29 PM |
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And pills ravages womans hormonal system
Depends on the doctor, a good doctor will prescribe a accurate type of pills that won't do much damage, or any at all. A bad one will just give the same kind of pills to everyone, and they should be obviously adjusted to every individual.
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And the pills do not prevent the spread of STD's either...
STD in a stable relationship? 
There is no alternative to pills imho. All other methods suck major balls.
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Arcax
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posted May 18, 2009 02:47 PM |
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Nah the best method is... "TAKE IT AWAY BEFORE IT'LL... Oh God... Too late" It granted me a subdepression state few weeks ago. I was going insane waiting for any informations about her period. Very childish behaviour.
But the fuss around getting pills in Poland is discouraging for me. All those visits, cash issue blah blah. Condoms are cheap and, when used properly, safe. Too bad that they reduce the pleasure amount but you cant eat cookie and have cookie...
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emilsn
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posted May 18, 2009 04:16 PM |
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I still believe in the true cookie monster!
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Doomforge
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posted May 18, 2009 04:40 PM |
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Hey, you're not the one to go on those visits And condoms, cheap? uhh. I wouldn't say so. They are dreadfully expensive, in fact.1,5 euro for three cheapest durex condoms? Lol. When you earn 200 euro per month, it's a lot. It really is 
Condoms totally kill the feeling. -___-
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Keksimaton
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posted May 18, 2009 06:26 PM |
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Having fun destroying all that those safe sex advocants have been building for all these years? Hm? Having fun being their polar opposite and advocating unsafe sex by using methods that appeal much, much better to the young, irresponsible and easily impressionable tiny little minds that the youth are.
Instead of using embarrasing catchphrases, horrid mascots twenty years behind their time that are attempting to look cool, hip, radical and all that, you just appeal to the semi-hedonistic, selfish and irresponsible nature of youth by just saying:
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Condoms totally kill the feeling. -___-
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There is no alternative to pills imho. All other methods suck major balls.
And the most selfish and insensitive of things:
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STD in a stable relationship?
(People with STDs have feelings too you know! You really should watch Captain Planet.)
And when that is betted against all of those safe sex advocating campaigns and tours that really just make you want to facepalm there is just no competition! Of course they would rather listen to the guy from the street. The guy from the street has credibility on his experiences in life and the thing that he is telling is alot more pleasant. Of course the youth doesn't want to take responsibility for their actions, they just want to enjoy things.
In that battle, the lame mascot telling the kids to take responsibility and protect themselves and their partners from dangerous diseases doesn't stand a chance. It is so much easier just to listen to the street guy.
The methods that those safe sex advocants are using might be very silly and embarrasing, but they are in it for a good cause and they are working hard.
My point right now is that if someone reads what you are saying and because of it starts to experiment with unprotected sex and then causes harm either to himself/herself or his/her partner, you have just caused a great deal of harm to someone.
Go ahead and voice your opinion if you wish to. You have the right, but keep in mind the possible consequences of your actions and be responsible.
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DagothGares
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posted May 18, 2009 06:30 PM |
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Condom is the only way to be 100% safe, anyway.
And captain planet is so embarassing...
by the way, you can get AIDS twice, so, yes, even when you have it already, it can get worse!
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Doomforge
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posted May 18, 2009 06:47 PM |
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Keksimaton: I facepalmed reading your post.
Please answer those questions:
1. Where did I say safe sex is worthless?
2. Does your epithet "selfish" or whatever change the fact that condoms DO castrate feelings? What's wrong with stating the obvious?
3. What feelings are you talking about? I assumed two people in a stable relationship. What STD can be there, assuming they were healthy when they began the relationship (I myself WOULD demand an aids-check from any girl that already had sex - if she gets offended, good riddance!) If they don't cheat, where the heck can they get any STD? It's enough not to screw like an animal, with everyone in sight, I think. And just to be faithful @_@ Or are you paranoid, expecting STD everywhere, even in stable non-cheating relationships?
4. If anything is hippie, it's the "safe sex" propaganda, in other words "use a condom, screw everyone you see" approach - utterly animalistic anyway - don't you think?
5. Not using condoms and asking the girl (IN STABLE RELATIONSHIP) to take pills is selfish? Do you think trying to have sex, getting FLACCID because of lack of sensation and humiliating yourself/not pleasing the other person is actually better? 11
I see you have not understood at all what I wanted to say.
My point is: in a RELATIONSHIP, condoms are a waste of time. And no, I don't think contraception is a waste of time, if that's what you suggested. Pills are simply better, for many reasons.
Dagoth: condoms don't have high "success rate". They are good for teens that want to have casual sex on parties or so (and in such places, I recommend a condom - people that have lots of random sex are obviously very possible to threat us with some STDs.) However, I still think the best way would be to avoid such people and random sex altogether.
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TheDeath
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posted May 18, 2009 06:54 PM |
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Supplement to my previous story:
Is TVtropes serving an actual purpose? At least they can help explain the people involved.
A - Deadpan Snarker, The Only Sane Man (besides me), One Head Taller, The Smart Guy.
B - Shorter Means Smarter, One of the Boys
C - Proud Warrior Race Guy, male Yandere, Wangst machine.
D - (Formerly) More Than Mind Control, Yamato Nadeshiko, Heroic Bystander.
I realise that this will only be useful for TheDeath. The rest of you will merely call me a nerd.
Nice. At least you provide something interesting. I didn't know D was like that, from your previous description, didn't leave that impression to me.
By the way, you should add Love Makes You Evil to C
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Condom is the only way to be 100% safe, anyway.
Nope. The only way truly 100%, and not just a buzz-word 100%, is to not have sex. AIDS solved. World problem solved.
Wait, even when presented with solution humans still don't want. How about this: stop complaining.
Btw, what do condoms, or pills, have to do with emotions, or more precisely, love?
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