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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted April 07, 2002 07:10 PM

Do you sell clothing? I'd like a tie for Norbert. People look at him like he was a (censored) when we go to a theatre or something... Prolly because he always went naked. So what about that tie?
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Conn
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posted April 07, 2002 08:44 PM

Wookie, for you i have anything. Here, this is a bow tie i had kept for me, but i'll give it to Norbert here. I'm sure it will make him look good. And you can find food for him in the back room of my shop. There are a few sacks over there, just take as much as you want...
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MightyMage
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posted April 09, 2002 01:50 AM

I'd like to see Norbert in his new tie.
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SirDunco
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posted April 09, 2002 03:12 AM

Questions.

Conn or(and) Cat please answer these.

1. When wand where is the Wedding?

2. Who's the Best Man?

3. Is there a bachelor party?

4. What food will u have?

So those are the more important questions. Please answer.
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 09, 2002 07:11 PM

Quote:
Conn or(and) Cat please answer these.

1. When wand where is the Wedding?

2. Who's the Best Man?

3. Is there a bachelor party?

4. What food will u have?

So those are the more important questions. Please answer.


Another important question:
Can I be the child's godfather?
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Cat
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posted April 09, 2002 09:51 PM

NO CHILDREN!! at least not yet... what is this obsession with kids?  
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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 09, 2002 10:48 PM

so, what u prefer most? a guy or a girl?
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MightyMage
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posted April 09, 2002 11:12 PM

What's wrong with children Cat?  Why I predict you will have 8 (or more) kids in your lifetime.  And all within the first two years of your marrige.  Arn't you excited?  Well anyway best wishes and maybe I outta get you some more birth controll pills.  

Lord Woock, Are you bringing Norbert to Cat and Conn's wedding?  Maybe he will be the best chicken (or dinner).
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posted April 09, 2002 11:17 PM

Nothing's wrong with them...

But, as my husband to be has put it

Quote:
i don't think i'm ready for some crying machine stuck on "extremely loud"


Not within the early moments of marriage, anyway...
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MightyMage
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posted April 09, 2002 11:21 PM

I see.
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Conn
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posted April 09, 2002 11:26 PM

Quote:
Why I predict you will have 8 (or more) kids in your lifetime.


8?!?! i think that's a bit too much...What did i ever do to you to deserve such a curse??
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MightyMage
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posted April 10, 2002 12:10 AM

Not a curse, a prediction.

Hmmm...wait a sec, that wasn't yours.  
Oh wow, maybe I should just keep this to myself.
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 10, 2002 11:35 AM

Quote:
Maybe he will be the best chicken (or dinner).
Dinner?!?! How dare you!!!!!

::throws his axe and chops Mighty Mage's right hand off::

He'll be eating dinner, not be eaten! And if he would, you wouldn't be able to eat him anyway!
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Aculias
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posted April 10, 2002 11:43 AM

I would grab that chicken & skin it alive cook whatever meat is on it & throw the rest in the pet bowl
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Cat
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posted April 10, 2002 11:46 AM

Well....

Since my significant other is not present, I doubt he'd mind if I show you the new 'Tie's for your chicken' merchendise he just got in... there's over 3,000 ties there.. so take your time.. Conn's sleeping... I think he's a little exhausted..
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 10, 2002 11:48 AM

:unches Aculias's teeth out(yep, all 3 heads)::

Can't you see the pet would get the most of him? And you wouldn't be able to eat him too.

Warning to all members of HC: If you will threaten to eat him, I'll eat YOU.
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Aculias
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posted April 10, 2002 11:51 AM

Be careful Mr.Lord Woock You just may be waking up to a pleasant smell.
HMMM chicken stew anyone hehehe.
Oh & please dont worry I will make sure he wears his tie before I Boil him heheeh loool just loool.
I hope you all like my new award & nomination picks
With hate )))))
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 10, 2002 12:06 PM

::rips Aculias's wings off and eats them::

Mmmm... I've always like chimera wings! They're so juicy...
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Aculias
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posted April 10, 2002 12:10 PM

Come on Mr.LordWoock The chicken wont die in vain
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 10, 2002 07:38 PM

He live longer than me, that's for sure. BTW: rotten chicken isn't that good.
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