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MightyMage
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posted April 12, 2003 09:29 PM |
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Hey Sir Dunco,
How have you been? I guess you can go get the Bear back if you want. I don't see many customers,just lookers.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 12, 2003 09:55 PM |
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There once was a hunter in the Canadian Rockies.
One day he spotted a polar bear lounging in the sun. The hunter drew his bow and shot at the bear, striking it in the ribs.
Believing he'd killed the bear, the hunter approached and withdrew his arrow.
Suddenly, the polar bear jumped up, grabbed the hunter, turned him around and sodomozed him.
Humiliated, the hunter returned home. He retrieved an elephant gun, returned to the mountains, and tracked the polar bear down. Spying the bear once again lounging in the sun, he took aim and fired. The bear dropped.
Once again he approached the bear. But as he got closer, he noted there was no blood on the bear's fur, and a big hole in the tree behind the bear. Suddenly, the bear sprang to his feet, grabbed the hunter and sodomized him once again.
This time the hunter was deeply outraged. He returned to town and asked a neighbor in the military for advice on a rocket grenade launcher.
Returning once again to the mountains, this time certain he could kill the polar bear, he began to track the cursed beast. As he peered through the forest at the site of their last "encounter," the polar bear came up behind him, put a paw on his shoulder and asked in a heavy French accent,
"You do not come for ze hunting, do you my friend???"
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So for those of you who were wondering why I asked if the bear MightyMage released on the Gootch might happen to be French...
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SirDunco
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posted April 13, 2003 08:38 AM |
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Let's say I was on holiday ;-)...
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Peacemaker
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posted April 13, 2003 08:56 AM |
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(Not bearhunting with the Gootch I hope)
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MightyMage
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posted April 14, 2003 02:34 PM |
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Heh, Heh, I don't think the Gootch was hunting...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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SirDunco
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posted April 14, 2003 08:13 PM |
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If i ever did something like that i would be the hunter and Gootch the pray...
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Lith-Maethor
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posted April 14, 2003 08:18 PM |
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errr...
Quote:
If i ever did something like that i would be the hunter and Gootch the pray...
you did get the story with the French bear, right?
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted April 14, 2003 08:56 PM |
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SIR DUNCO!?!
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MightyMage
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posted April 14, 2003 10:41 PM |
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uhh, Sir Dunco, what exactly were you doing on your 'vacation'? Perhaps you boarded the wrong ship or somthing. Either way, maybe I ought to call up a good friend of mine. She's a great psycologist so maybe she can help.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 17, 2003 03:38 AM |
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<A spirit flows into the shop with a list in his hands>
A not-specified person send me to get this stuff, for the simple reason that he has been locked up in the Temple of Worship. I says here that he needs a:
+2 cup of holding of the "athletic supporter" type.
Jockstrap of holding, size really-big-snake-from-somewhere-in-South-America.
<Starts adding the prizes and calculates what's left>
And a package of butter to go with my popcorn please.
<Marelt Ekiran then sees that no one is in the shop. It has been closed for the evening. He just failed to notice that he had flowed through a closed door. Not wanting to leave the poor man in his torture for too long, Marelt Ekiran helps himself by grabbing some stuff from the discount rack>
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MightyMage
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posted April 17, 2003 04:33 PM |
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*the next day, Mighty Mage walks in to open shop* Hmmmm, my mage sence is going off. Quick, to the discount shelf Robin.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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SirDunco
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posted April 17, 2003 09:17 PM |
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Ofcourse I got the story about the french bear...but i read it only jsut now.
MM.: No thanks eventhough I apprecate your offer...very generous in deed...my problems with the_Gootch are not of a psychological mananer...
BTW.: What did I miss when I was out?
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MightyMage
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posted April 17, 2003 09:22 PM |
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It seems we've had a thief and it wasn't Silx for once. My guess is either the person dug their way in or passed through the wall.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
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posted April 18, 2003 12:32 AM |
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What kinda amateur would bash in a wall?
If it were me I'd do it differently!
This was most certainly me!So what they steal anyway?I hope atleast they took something valuable for bashing in the wall,if not the thief was a total amateurs!
Peacemaker,I have heard the story a little differently,the point is the same though.
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Peacemaker
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posted April 18, 2003 04:47 AM |
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Silx, please do share your version. Let's milk this Polar Bear thing for everything it's worth....
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MightyMage
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posted April 19, 2003 12:04 AM |
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Hmmm, well Silx since you're the only possible suspect I'm going to have to call the Authorities. Don't go anywhere I'll be right back.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
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posted April 19, 2003 02:06 AM |
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Okay Peacemaker,this is kinda what I've heard:
A man was walking in the forest,then suddenly he noticed a bear cave.So he took out his pistol and shot into the cave.Out came the bear and sodomized the man.
So next day the man decided he'll go back,this time with a double barrel shotgun.So he found the same cave and emptied both barrels in it.Out came the bear and sodomized the man again.
So the third day,the man is outraged!He takes an AK-47 and goes back to the forest.So he ducks down at the entrance of the cave and empties the whole ammo clip into the cave.
The bear comes out and says:"Boy you are hungry for some..."
And Mighty,you can't hold me!U have no evidence!
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SirDunco
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posted April 20, 2003 06:09 PM |
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What exactly did they steal? Was it anything that belonged to me?
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MightyMage
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posted April 23, 2003 12:05 AM |
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I don't think so. Just some stuff on the discount shelf. A Jock Strap and some butter.
Hey, where did Silx go? I thought I told him to stay here.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
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Been around since before 2003
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posted April 23, 2003 01:34 AM |
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Got any Potato Angels?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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