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Lith-Maethor
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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 12:35 AM |
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nice doing buisness with you...
oh and just in case you try to use this as a weapon against the Temple, it won't work 
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 06, 2003 12:39 AM |
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Whatever, man. I was going to make a warp drive anyway.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 02:13 PM |
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isn't one fellow running a shop too much for him to take?
Why doesn't he hire assistants?
That way he can't handle more customers.
I just want a pair of gloves.
You know,the one that increases your speed.How much is that?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 02:36 PM |
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let me see...
speed increasing gloves... they should be ... ah yes... third shelf to the right... aye, 'ere you go... that would be 250 silver pieces...
as for hiring more help, since Conn is currently otherwise occupied (and make no mistake, he still is the owner of this establishment) me and mighty Mage handle the sales... slix thinks he is stealing from us but in fact only repays a debt... and 3 of my Moon Watch rangers are around for security and help...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 02:39 PM |
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250 silver?
That seems to be a bit costly,as I am just guarding my king's Fortress.I only have 200 silver with me now.How's that?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 02:44 PM |
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sorry my lad...
but since you are an infamous figure making you faster is a risk... 250 silver is my last offer...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 02:46 PM |
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Here I give you my king instead!What,he's worth thousands of gold!Put him on the shelves,and I'm sure people will buy a king to be their slave.
So do you want my king?I can kidnapp him.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 02:49 PM |
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tsk tsk tsk...
we don't approve of slavery... and if your king you are so eager to betray cares for his security that much, he can either hire a new bodyguard or give you enough money for the gloves...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 02:52 PM |
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can I sell this ambassador's sash?
My king gave it to me long ago.
I just need 50 silver to buy the gloves.
So this sash for 50..how's that?
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 03:17 PM |
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looks like lith is sick of me being poor.
But just buy the ambassador sash from me and I can buy the gloves from you!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 05:43 PM |
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Alright, that's enough of you harrasing my partner. Get out and go protect your king or somthing. Wanting to sell him. I outta turn you into a slug or somthing for that.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 09:32 PM |
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Soccerfeva re-enters the shop,this time with dozens of troops at his command.
'My king has asked me to specially tailor for him an armour that is strong,but yet light enought for him to run.'
'Do you have any such armour?If not I'll visit other shops.My king cannot wait because war is coming soon.'
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 09:42 PM |
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"ports in the shop"
first of all, get those troops out of here before they find arrows sticking out of their foreheads... second, do you have 10000 silver pieces in order to buy the armor?
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 09:44 PM |
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signals to his gnoll to bring the cash.
'Here it is.'
Now bring me the armour,tell me what it is,and how good it is.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 09:50 PM |
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"two arrows fly...
...and two gnolls fall on the floor grabing their knees"
I thought I told you to get them out of here... now, the armor will be ready in a week, unless you provide us with the measurements now ...as for what it can do, it is dragonhide armor enchanted to weight a tenth of its original weight
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 09:54 PM |
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soccerfeva turns furious
'How do you expect me to answer to my king?'
I came with 15 men,I should leave with 15,and not 13!'
A life for a life!
soccerfeva draws his sword..
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 10:01 PM |
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ease up, bodyguard...
your men are just wounded... now either get a wyvern or something to fetch the measurements or get out and come back once you have them...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 10:04 PM |
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How did you know my men were just wounded?
Anyway..1 week is too long..war against the Dungeon Lords will break out in 5 day's time.My king urgently wants the armour.He will lead the troops for the first time in history.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 10:06 PM |
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*with a blinding flash of light and thunder, Mighty Mage floats down and into the store*
PUT DOWN YOUR SWORD OR ANSWER TO ME!
*thunder*
Your gnolls shall be restored as soon as you leave this place!
However, They shall NEVER pass through this doorway again. I do not think you should either unless you change your attitude.
NOW LEAVE AT ONCE!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 06, 2003 10:14 PM |
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soccerfeva returns with the measurements. 100 inches chest wide. 50 inches high. 63 inches thick. That's done.
And my king,being a benevolent king,has decided to drop charges against your shop.
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