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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 12, 2003 12:11 AM |
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hehehe... not exactly, Fay...
but we can bring some with us... oh btw, the drinks you ordered are already at the Be'ati... you may want to hurry there ..those guards looked thirsty 
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted July 14, 2003 10:09 PM |
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What the hell happened here?Whas with all the piipol!
Mighty Merr...u was Mighty Mages sister or sumthin?
hmm.....if ur a horse....and Tiny Mage is a human wizard...then what r ur parents supposed to be?Centaurs?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 14, 2003 10:22 PM |
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She once was a human cleric but she overused her powers and was too young to handle the backlash. The result transformed her into a purple cloud of changing energy. She is often seen as a horse of sorts due to the energy surrounding her.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted July 14, 2003 10:36 PM |
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hmm...okay
how come she not around much?
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 15, 2003 03:04 PM |
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I want 32 pounds of Plutonium and Uranium. And if you ask for one of those licenses, I got one:
 NASA Gives LordTitan the abbility to use and buy radio-active metals. All metals which are bought and/or sold must not be used for:
Eating, making bombs, scarring people, drinking, putting in other people's food and thrown at morons/idiots/jerks ect.
Signed:
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Spaek the Titan
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted July 16, 2003 12:54 AM |
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Quote:
He's not a demon, he's a goat.
NOOOOOOO
My brother is a goat!
I'm glad I didn't join our family business and become an evil sorceror!I mean,how can you steal stuff if ur a goat?U don't have hands!So u have to take the stuff with ur teeth?My head wouldn't fit into most ppls pocket,damnit!And if somebody draws a sword when they find my head in their money pouch?What do I do?Ram him to the wall?A fine sword will have cut through my horns and my throat by that time!Being a goat sucks!I'm glad I didn't become a sorceror and turn myself into a goat!
But oh well,if he thinks hes better off as a cow...or goat,doesn't matter,anyway,if he thinks his better off as a goat,let him be!
Nooow,Giant...or who u were again...uranium?
Could I interest u in a time machine?
I mean,I'm not sure we have one,but u tell me what its made of and I'll see if we have that!Its going to be like a "Build your own TimeMachine" thingy!Won't it be fun!
Then you can transport to the future and buy some uranium!
No no!
Do what I would do:steal the stuff!And no one can suspect u cuz after that u'll flee back with the time machine and destroy it!
So waddaya say?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 16, 2003 06:02 PM |
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Uhhhhhhhh huh. A time machine Silx?
Right. Sorry LT, were fresh out of Uranium as of now but hang on to that permit and check back. I'll see what the elf and I can come up with.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted July 16, 2003 07:01 PM |
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Uhhhhhhhh huh. A time machine Silx?
Uranium don't grow on trees u know!If giant boy wants uranium and we don't have any at the moment,maybe he can teleport to the future where there will be plenty of it!
Just find the place where the US keeps their Titans and you're there!I mean,they're not gonna use them anyway!They will be rebuilt,so they probably won't mind if u take some from there!
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 17, 2003 02:25 AM |
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Fine. But I'll chec back when I have some more cash.
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Spaek the Titan
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 17, 2003 04:46 PM |
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This is horrible.
I say,I am so sick of this I've decided to buy over this shop for 1 million gold coins.
Dumps 1 million gold coins on the table.
And delete this,and delete hundreds of post counts!
Is this cruel or what?!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 17, 2003 04:54 PM |
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"the Moon Watch rangers approach soccerfeva"
- sorry sir, but this shop is not for sale, until its rightful owner says so... I'm afraid we have to decline your offer...
- of course, we will deduct the price of the armor you ordered...
- you can't cancel thbe order once the artifact is forged...
...one of the rangers takes some coins from the stash...
- is there anything else we can help you with?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 18, 2003 11:17 PM |
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*Ports to the shop from the temple to see Soccerfeva at the counter*
Hmmm, tell me, how do you buy somthing that is not for sale in the first place. Technically, neither of us can even sell it because we don't even own it. Conn does. We are just serving as shop-keepers until he returns.
Now, did you want to buy somthing or what? Your taking up valuable customer space.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted July 23, 2003 09:39 PM |
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yeah soccerboay!get ur ugly face outta mah shop!u scarin all the customers!
see,even powerful mage is hiding under the table already!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 23, 2003 09:44 PM |
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Well look what the ugly behemoth stepped on and dragged in. Nice to see you Silx. Soooo, what do you want now? You still have at least a good 30 years or so to work in order to pay off your debt.
I suggest you get behind the counter and stop screwing around.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted July 23, 2003 09:51 PM |
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yeah yeah,stop whining supermage,I been busy lately,and I won't be servin u here anytime soon,gonna be stil busy for some more time.
in the meantime,u strongwizard have to do the job for me
so,good day to u and have fun!
I know I will
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted July 23, 2003 10:05 PM |
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so the evil demon(not a goat)step`s in and says:
I need a inferno spell
can I trade it for the armaggeddon spell
oh and armageddon`s blade for magic well
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 24, 2003 03:38 PM |
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Quote:
~.~.~ NOTICE ~.~.~
Following the long tradition of our founder's kin, from this day forth, this shop will not deal with mage specific artifacts or spells of any kind. However, due to popular demand of such items even among the warrior classes as well as the demand of good physical weapons for mages, the staff of Conn's shop signed a contract with the Royal Order of the Supreme Magi. Through a portal within the shop the two establishments will be connected for your convenience.
The manager of Conn's shop and the founder of the Royal Order of the Supreme Magi, Lith Maethor & Mighty Mage
I take it you havn't read the notice. The Shop no longer carries spells and such. Head over to my tower to purchase those sorts of things.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted July 24, 2003 09:49 PM |
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sry I did`nt read this thing
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 25, 2003 12:36 AM |
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No worries.
just click on this link to get there.
Royal Order of Supreme Magi
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted July 27, 2003 09:11 PM |
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could u give me a job
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