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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: The Dictator Club
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baklava
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posted April 25, 2009 10:46 AM
Edited by baklava at 13:07, 27 Apr 2009.

The Dictator Club

I cannot help but feel that everyone (in the European sense) is outnumbered by MVass in the OSM. Though I immensely enjoy arguing with MVass, I would like a thread where we can freely speak of health care and other fascist inventions. For the purposes of this thread, EVIL NAZI HIPPIE COMMUNISM is the best system, taxing tobacco industries more and farmers less is good, and health care is the engine of growth. Also, various intolerant limits, such as those against anyone who doesn't agree with MVass, are undesirable. There are still many questions within that.

Of course, people (MVass) wishing to learn about these things may post, but must do so without firm conclusions that they will completely disagree with the answer.

Dictator Club Members
Baklava (Überführercomrade)
JollyJoker (High Inquisitor and Main Vigilante)
Minion (Warlord of the Hippie Hordes)
Kipshzaszsdfz (Chief Alcoholic and Master Metalhead)
Father (I'm not even sure he wants to be a member but what the heck)
TheDeath (of course)
Lexxan (The Liberal Dictator, Supreme Kicker of Butts, and Director of Daft Dances )
Evasion (whatever I want to)
Blizzardboy (don't really know him but he's SOME kind of a dictator)
Celfious (someone who thinks he thinks realistically)
Wolfsburg (Evil Martial Antitheist Charlie Chaplin)
Darkshadow (he doesn't even need a club)
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JollyJoker
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posted April 25, 2009 11:15 AM

EVIL NAZI COMMUNISM sounds just GREAT.

I've always felt drawn to the dictatorial ways of Robin Hood and even Zorro, stealing from the riks-taking, innovating, profit-seking higher-ups under the guise of being beneficient to the poor, but factually coercing the unsuspecting holders of low-value jobs or unprofitable business ventures like simple farms to a partnership in brutal crime by giving them stolen goods.

I admit to relishing the idea of extorting people into not only paying into social service coffers, but to coercing the risk-taking, innovating and profit-seeking business operators of said social services to share their profits with the extorted.

I want to be part of the Dicator's Club and I dictate myself to apply for, nay, DEMAND membership. Immediately.

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Minion
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posted April 25, 2009 11:28 AM

EVIL NAZI HIPPIE COMMUNISM would be even closer to me^^
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JollyJoker
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posted April 25, 2009 11:38 AM

Coool!

Might even add something like Inquisition for good measure. I mean, imagine questioning the tax-resisters, now THAT would be fun...

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baklava
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posted April 25, 2009 12:47 PM
Edited by baklava at 12:53, 25 Apr 2009.

Greetings.
Welcome to our dark and authoritarian future, comrades!
I have added you to the list, along with appropriate titles.
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kipshasz
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posted April 25, 2009 01:37 PM

HIPPIE/METALIST CONSERVATIVE COMUNISM WHATEVER!
Nationalize breweries!
Always felt like a dictator.
This is another step in Mvass's world domination plan right?
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TheDeath
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posted April 25, 2009 06:19 PM

Add me as Cyborg Nazi Commie Hacker
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mvassilev
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posted April 25, 2009 06:25 PM

Why do you hate America?
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TheDeath
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posted April 26, 2009 12:36 AM


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Lexxan
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posted April 26, 2009 01:01 AM

Muhahaha!

I'm not a communist. I'm not a hippie

but I AM a dictator. Let's kick some butt for Fun!
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Lexxan
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posted April 26, 2009 01:26 AM

Lexxan - The Liberal Dictator, Supreme Kicker of Butts, and Director of Daft Dances
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baklava
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posted April 26, 2009 01:40 AM
Edited by baklava at 01:46, 26 Apr 2009.

Fixed.

But enough with the formalities, let's discuss about some of our important goals, such as enslaving the free world under the yoke of universal healthcare.

@MVass
Well we are evil Nazi hippie communists.
How can we not hate America?
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Lexxan
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posted April 26, 2009 01:47 AM

Bah, as long as it allowes me to do anything I want, I'm glad.
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Evasion
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posted April 26, 2009 01:47 AM

I'll join as the Lazy Newbie Spammer. Oh, I forgot dictator too. Anyways, add me as whatever you want to.
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blizzardboy
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posted April 26, 2009 01:57 AM

Dictatorships rock, when you're the dictator.
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TheDeath
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posted April 26, 2009 02:07 AM

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Dictatorships rock, when you're the dictator.
Not necessarily. In my case, if I had a clone of myself who was the dictator (without knowing that I am a clone of his), and I being an average citizen... I wouldn't mind at all.
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Celfious
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posted April 26, 2009 02:08 AM

My political views: homosexuality is alright however flamboyancy is WRONG! Give back the rainbow and the color purple which used to symbolize POWER! I am currently at war with one who is flamboyant -in peoples face- with his orientation. Keep it to yourself thanks, this earth is not homosexual, a vast majority of the inhabitants frown upon homosexual relations, but we tolerate it... I despise those who abuse our tolerance by shoving it in my FACE!!!!

stem cell research: You treat only humans with the golden rule, and you apply this not to other things, not even animals that you devour because you like the taste. You apply not to anything but those who are "capable" of "benifiting" you. I usualy dont think in the way that one evil permits others, but in this case, most humans treat everything unfairly, even the ones who cry "stem cell research is unethical" To see undeveloped carcasses as better than living plants and animals, not to mention the world itself, is EXTREME FRICKING SUPERIORISTIC MENTALITY!!! You think so highly of your "kind" but you spit on everything else??? Thats in some cases worse than hating everything equaly!

marijuana: Hippies are about peace... so the government permits the violent types, the ones who wanted alcohol, to drink that which actualy causes long term and immediate health problems, spiritual illnesses, and phsyciatric issues.. Alcohol also is a major killer. Its worse than CRACK! but the "drug" users dont pout and throw bricks so guess who gets what they want -which kills the innocent and the guilty btw-, the drinkers. Crack, could be "cracked down" upon with more trained dogs, the democratic peoples would probably vote in favor of getting rid of hard drugs by permitting dogs to roam along with officers in neighborhood inspections.. Dogs dont care if they smell nakedness, they dont care about anything the only "privacy" they would be "invading" is the smells of DRUGS!
Marijuana dealers make good money, they are criminals, but whats worse, is it could and should be legal, so that people will have a safe buzz to turn too instead of the legal alcohol, and that GANGSTERS and THUGS dont ruin their lives and the lives of others by running illegal activities in shady streets of the world. Take the power from the thugs, give the safe high to the people, legalize marijuana, and crack down on hard drugs which ruin lives. Get rid of the powers which are within the hardened criminals, murderers, etc, etc, basicly, the mobsters and gangsters.

My point of view on conflicts of opinions.
No one is the same, we may share even similar beliefes, but our path to those beliefs are unique aswell. The point is, people change their minds, but when its something they have and always will feel strongly 100% about or even a sense of probable sureness, there is always someone on the other end of the line. Opinions, convictions, thoughts, are all believed to be reality in peopls minds, when ill be darned if they vary from man to man to woman to woman. People arent half as right as they think they are.

What AM I?? What am I, I am someone who thinks realisticly.
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DagothGares
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posted April 26, 2009 04:07 AM

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I'm not predjudice to any particular groups by themselves.

I hate everyone equally.
Spiken like a true misanthropist.
Cheeryo, cuppa tea and such jollies!
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TheDeath
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posted April 26, 2009 04:24 AM

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EXTREME FRICKING SUPERIORISTIC MENTALITY!!!
I believe the word you're looking for is "tyranny"
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Darkshadow
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posted April 26, 2009 09:44 AM

I don't need a club to be a dictator, but add me in.
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