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Aculias
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posted June 03, 2009 09:43 AM |
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Things you never say to a cop
Things you never say to a cop when you get pulled over.
"Dont worry officer, I'm from Canada" 
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Lexxan
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posted June 03, 2009 09:44 AM |
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Hey officer, it that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Darkshadow
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posted June 03, 2009 09:50 AM |
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I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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Elvin
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posted June 03, 2009 10:00 AM |
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I wasn't driving on the wrong lane, I'm English!
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posted June 03, 2009 10:02 AM |
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My license? I kinda spilled beer on it before, when I was trying to get my gun. That's cool, right?
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Aculias
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posted June 03, 2009 10:04 AM |
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"Dont worry officer, they really are shorts!!!
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Lexxan
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posted June 03, 2009 10:04 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 10:07, 03 Jun 2009.
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Officer [pointing a gun at you] Freeze! Hold it... right there!
You: Woah! Don't shoot! I'm innocent! I'm an American!
Officer: Can't make up your mind, huh?
[Broken Sword quote]
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Shares
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posted June 03, 2009 10:05 AM |
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My license, eh? Eh... Um... I've got a donut?!
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 03, 2009 10:23 AM |
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Don't worry officer, the burglar get up is just a disguise, I'm actually a serial murderer
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Elvin
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posted June 03, 2009 10:36 AM |
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My dog ate my license but rest assured he will be disciplined!
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xerox
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posted June 03, 2009 10:37 AM |
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"Police police potato pig"
Nah, I dont think they would care if you I said anything to them.
However when I was in Egypt the police had huge guns so that felt kind of uncomfortable >.>
Same thing in Turkey, but on a much smaller scale.
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Over himself, over his own
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 03, 2009 10:44 AM |
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Edited by bixie at 10:56, 03 Jun 2009.
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well, my good man, you have a choice. you can go through the time wasting paperwork that will do me for indecent exposure, in which case remove the sheep from my lap.
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Binabik
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posted June 03, 2009 10:53 AM |
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"f*** you pig" then blow marijuana smoke in their face
I really did that at a protest in Washington DC
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Aculias
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posted June 03, 2009 11:58 AM |
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"Dont worry Officer, My wife asked me to buy this white sugar then put it in a baggy...
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 03, 2009 12:22 PM |
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Police fined me for crossing the road the other day.
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DagothGares
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posted June 03, 2009 12:39 PM |
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Hello, there, officer Sweety Buns!
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 03, 2009 01:00 PM |
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look, if its about the kids, tell shawn I won't be needing them until i'm horny!
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posted June 03, 2009 01:15 PM |
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"Oh, look at that. I just lost a $50 bill in my licence"
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Aculias
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posted June 03, 2009 02:52 PM |
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"Hiccup"!!! "No officer I only had 5 beers.."
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posted June 03, 2009 03:31 PM |
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Pretty much everything this guy said.
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