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Elvin
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posted July 25, 2010 01:34 AM |
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The Bad Advice Thread
Giving advice is such a complicated matter. Is it reliable? Does it apply in the given situation? Is it even relevant? So many are eager to give their uneducated opinion as if they know better than you. But all those become a moot point when you clarify your advice will be bad. Nobody can complain afterwards. You cannot make a fool of yourself if proven wrong. Knowing the worst possible solution can give an insight on what the good solution might be. Not to mention the hilarity that will ensue if said advice is actually followed. With all those benefits it's a wonder why people still bother giving 'good' advice. It's time for a change.
Whenever you are in a life or death situation, face a milestone in your career that can ascend to heaven or plunge into the hell's depths, are facing imminent risk of mutilation or estranging the people that are most important in your life I beseech you to seek me out. Guaranteed honestly bad advice for everyone
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wog_edn
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posted July 25, 2010 02:28 AM |
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Reminds me of the old "the good, the bad and the ugly advice" ... where one has to give a good solution to something, the second has to give a bad solution to the same thing and the third has to come up with an even worse solution.
Alright, I need some advice! I'm in desperate need for a job, but there's nothing avaliable. What should I do to earn some cash?
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Fauch
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posted July 25, 2010 02:47 AM |
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DagothGares
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posted July 25, 2010 03:56 AM |
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Have you considered prostitution?
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blizzardboy
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posted July 25, 2010 04:34 AM |
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Preferably without condoms. They inhibit your bodies ability to guard against STDs.
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mvassilev
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posted July 25, 2010 05:03 AM |
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Elvin
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posted July 25, 2010 11:43 AM |
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Hey Edn, I think I have something for you. Watch the Secret and start thinking happy thoughts and lots of cash. If you focus your will successfully then money will find you - you won't even need to go to job. However most people to try that have failed miserably, best regards.
Next?
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2010 10:31 AM |
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I am disappointed by the lack of self-destructive individuals in this thread. Do you still cling to the illusion of good advice?
Or are you actually solving your daily problems *gasp* alone? No need to mess up by yourselves, come to me so that you have someone else to blame later
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Fauch
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posted July 28, 2010 12:14 PM |
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of course we are solving our problems by ourselves.
people don't give advices. or they give bad ones, on purpose.
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Geny
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posted July 28, 2010 01:01 PM |
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I don't need your advice! Wise or otherwise.
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Carcity
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posted July 28, 2010 03:02 PM |
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Edited by Carcity at 15:02, 28 Jul 2010.
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I need an advice.
I can't find out the quickest and cheapest way to buy Iceland.
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War-overlord
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posted July 28, 2010 03:09 PM |
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You may want to try to melt it first, then it's just a bunch of water. Water's cheap, well as long as it's not that overpriced bottled springwater. What a complete rip-off that is.
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2010 03:10 PM |
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You are taking the wrong approach. Find the country's top ranking man, get some dirt on him and threaten to blackmail him into giving you control of the country. To do so make sure you have no other copies of the videotape, that you are not armed and that you are alone in his office surrounded by guards. He will have no other option but give in to your demands.
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted July 28, 2010 03:38 PM |
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Sticking your finger into a light socket is a great stimulant!
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Carcity
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posted July 28, 2010 03:43 PM |
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Thanks Elvin, your advice is much appreciated.
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Elvin
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posted July 28, 2010 03:54 PM |
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To everyone reading this thread, trust in Omega's judgement. Chances are he can mess you up a lot more than I can.
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted July 28, 2010 03:59 PM |
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Awww.... You're too kind, Elvin.
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DagothGares
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posted July 28, 2010 06:24 PM |
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So there's this girl, right?
But she barely notices me! How do I make her swoon for me?
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 28, 2010 07:05 PM |
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Wait, what?
Make her swoon for you?
Aren't true men supposed to sweep girls off their feet?
Anyways, there's no better way than to show her you're truly devoted to her. Follow her around 24/7 to show your appreciation of her beauty!
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted July 28, 2010 07:13 PM |
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What you do, Dagoth, is go and kill a chipmunk. Then mail the girl in question the dead chipmunk with a card that says "Unlike this chipmunk, my love for you will never die."
That should do the trick.
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