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Insanity
Insanity


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Brain cells killa
posted August 22, 2011 11:45 PM

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If you are attracting women who appreciate an indifferent and arrogant jerk, the problem lies with you.


You see women as you wish they were. Prepare to be disappointed, and often.


I think if I got back into the dating game, my fiancé would kill me.

I didn't mean to imply that anybody other than Dagoth or Joonas was a jerk.

What I meant was if a woman is attracted to a jerk, you should ask yourself why you are attracted to that woman?  She obviously has self-esteem issues if she would rather be treated poorly than nicely.  The kicker is that no matter how you try to tell them guy X is bad news, they won't listen to you.  It gets worse when they are hurt or abused by the guy and it's considered tactless to say "I told you so."


that is why smart peepzz always carry a tape recorder

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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted August 22, 2011 11:47 PM
Edited by Salamandre at 23:48, 22 Aug 2011.

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What I meant was if a woman is attracted to a jerk, you should ask yourself why you are attracted to that woman?  


You don't get it . No women is attracted by arrogant or indifferent jerk for only sake, they are seduced by the powerful (and inaccessible for most of them) feeling of independence they guess under such behavior. Women are not worse or better then men, the seduction game they play is more complex. We will never have the key, just speculate.
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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted August 22, 2011 11:48 PM

Exactly don't forget we can multitask .

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 22, 2011 11:49 PM

Perhaps you are right and I do not get it.  That's fine because that means other people don't get it either.

Other people who are in an unhappy marriage...

Who have money...

Who want a divorce...

Who need a lawyer...

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Zenofex
Zenofex


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posted August 22, 2011 11:49 PM

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If you do not obey willingly then the power of tears will be introduced, followed by nagging, followed be withdrawal of sex until submission is inevitable.
Sarcastic or not, this IS evil.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted August 22, 2011 11:52 PM

The fact that women are often attracted by "bad" guys does not need anymore evidence. Now all, forget your quality education and become the Casanova of the future!
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selcy
selcy


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posted August 22, 2011 11:54 PM
Edited by selcy at 23:54, 22 Aug 2011.

*come closer I will let you in to a secret*

You don't need a lawyer cos you just kill them and then have a new patio built. Problem sorted and doesn't cost a lot .

Now people can understand where Gnomes has disappeared to *sshhhhh*.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted August 23, 2011 12:08 AM

Anyway, there is a moderator here in HC who beats you all at seduction game. Probably he fornicated played Heroes games with more than thousand top models, and if you knew what job he does, you will get a hard depression.
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selcy
selcy


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posted August 23, 2011 12:10 AM

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Anyway, there is a moderator here in HC who beats you all at seduction game. Probably he fornicated played Heroes games with more than thousand top models, and if you knew what job he does, you will get a hard depression.

who is that?

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted August 23, 2011 12:49 AM

Vesuvius. He's one of the ToHers that only comes here for ToH.
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted August 23, 2011 05:16 AM
Edited by The_Gootch at 05:17, 23 Aug 2011.

The Secret to Women From One of Their Own

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted August 23, 2011 05:24 AM
Edited by Corribus at 05:25, 23 Aug 2011.

Lol, Chaucer.  Seriously, Gootch, have you looked at the rest of the posts in this thread?  You think anyone here is going to read, let alone discuss, one of the Canterbury Tales?
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted August 23, 2011 05:31 AM

Which helps explain why none of them know the secret to women.
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Fauch
Fauch


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posted August 28, 2011 02:16 PM

do you think you have more chances with foreign girls?
or do you just have to avoid french girls?

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 28, 2011 03:56 PM

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Lol, Chaucer.  Seriously, Gootch, have you looked at the rest of the posts in this thread?  You think anyone here is going to read, let alone discuss, one of the Canterbury Tales?


I was going to rebut that with "Most of us aren't masochists" but then I see that we are in the OSM, so nevermind.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 28, 2011 07:25 PM

What would happen if we found out the secret of women?

I probably would kick off & run of boredom lol.

I actually like dealing with the hardships of women then learning it.
I deal with it all the time

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meroe
meroe


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posted August 28, 2011 07:30 PM

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The Secret to Women From One of Their Own


Chaucer ... really??  I really don't think that a 14th century males perspective of women is in anyway relevant today.
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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted August 28, 2011 07:34 PM

Vesuvius and Anti are the masterpimps of HC.
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted August 29, 2011 02:39 AM

Chaucer gave voice to one of the most fascinating women in all of english literature.  I take it you didn't read her bio, nor the tale she had to tell.

I expect the women of HC to be more literary minded than the boys.  So you're not going to get a synopsis from me.  Do the reading and make your arguments.  Otherwise, you're just another ball of kitten fluff who isn't worth my time.
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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted August 29, 2011 05:55 AM

Secret to women! Hah! The only secret is that they are no different from anyone in the society they are raised in. In America/ the UK, women are entitled to the same protection that extends to men, the same jobs and the same opportunity as well. They completely make their own personality, or use an existing template from hundreds of other (or older) cultures. They have the right to do so.

In a military-state, communism, dictatorship or theocracy that discriminates against gender, women and men become what they are told to become. There, you can find a secret. In governments that do not control their people in an iron fist, there is no set secret, because everyone is somehow different.

*Leaves discussion forever*
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