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meroe
meroe


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posted August 29, 2011 06:15 AM

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Chaucer gave voice to one of the most fascinating women in all of english literature.  I take it you didn't read her bio, nor the tale she had to tell.

I expect the women of HC to be more literary minded than the boys.  So you're not going to get a synopsis from me.  Do the reading and make your arguments.  Otherwise, you're just another ball of kitten fluff who isn't worth my time.


You presume much.  I've read Chaucer - The Canterbury Tales, which you refer to, and his poems.  As a Brit we read this in school as well as Shakespeare, Ruskin, Elizabeth Barrett Browning etc etc blah blah.  They like to teach us the Classic's.

So I can assure you, I don't need your bio on any.  I'm more than familiar with the story.  I have my own arguments on it and my own opnions.  However, I still stand by what I said.  

So regardless of whether I'm a ball of fluff, I certainly couldn't care less about your time.

Any man who thinks he can base women on the attitudes of a 14th century male writer, writing on morals and ethics of the day, certainly isn't worth my time.
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted August 29, 2011 08:24 AM

The difference is that the carpet does not always match the curtains
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted August 29, 2011 09:18 AM

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Any man who thinks he can base women on the attitudes of a 14th century male writer, writing on morals and ethics of the day, certainly isn't worth my time.


You won't meet many romantic men then.
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted August 29, 2011 09:39 AM

I bet Salamandre's carpet does not match the curtains
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted August 29, 2011 09:40 AM

I see OhFor changed his nick to Aculias
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted August 29, 2011 09:52 AM

TEMPER TEMPER HEHE. So nice to read, but speaking for ones self is more like it for Chaucer!

People thought about women differently in those times which some of the us dont seem was always right.

Been awhile since i read Chaucer literature.

Maybe he found out some of a woman's secrets, but there is more to a woman then meets the eyes.









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del_diablo
del_diablo


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posted August 29, 2011 05:54 PM

Then I must ask, in the name of equality: What is the mans secret?
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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posted August 29, 2011 09:03 PM

To quote Chris Rock, "Food, Sex, and Silence."

Back to women.
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violentflowers
violentflowers

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posted August 30, 2011 02:30 PM

 It's really easy you just have to be willing to recognize and not sink yourself into the evilness of it as this is how we were designed.

 Women transform themselves into a compass, if you will, for the vulnerable male. They place that compass on the ground and the man gets all excited because guidance on how to deal with women is like the all encompassing answer to them.

 The women then waits for the man to come pick it up,***************** *****waiting,waiting*****, as soon as he thinks he is close she takes her pointy ass Jimmy Choo and nails him in the face with it.

 A game it is, thats its. At the end of the day the man wants to get his and the women wants to be chased and loves the attention. There is a preconceived notion that this is a elementary game and even tho we start this game very young we carry it through our adulthood.

 So good luck!

 

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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 30, 2011 03:18 PM

For compasses they're really lousy with directions.
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del_diablo
del_diablo


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posted August 30, 2011 05:13 PM

Quote:
To quote Chris Rock, "Food, Sex, and Silence."

Back to women.


I want neither, so hence you must be wrong.

What is the secret to men?
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted August 30, 2011 05:33 PM

Diablo, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting the ladies think that we don't know our own sex's desires.
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del_diablo
del_diablo


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posted August 30, 2011 05:35 PM

Tsar-Ivor: You should be ashamed of yourself, failing to heed that there is no secret about women.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted August 30, 2011 05:38 PM

Never said there was silly .
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selcy
selcy


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posted August 30, 2011 07:11 PM

The secret about woman is never meant to be discovered, that is why its called a secret .

Common guys if you found out the secret you would be bored as it would take the fun out of the chase.

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted August 31, 2011 10:55 AM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 11:02, 31 Aug 2011.

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Common guys if you found out the secret you would be bored as it would take the fun out of the chase.



Lol that is the 'secret' to women . I think VF was trying to say the same thing.


On a side-note is that the Violent Flower?
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violentflowers
violentflowers

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posted August 31, 2011 02:42 PM

Yes it's me, waiting for Val to send me my lost password so I can get my avatar and cute little stars back. How are you?

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted August 31, 2011 03:57 PM

I've been better, but I'm more interested in how you've been keeping yourself .
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted September 01, 2011 05:03 AM

The secret to a woman is to slap them up a few times if they give you any lip
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Salamandre
Salamandre


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posted September 01, 2011 05:12 AM

Tongue or fist slap?
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