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silx87
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posted April 14, 2003 10:23 PM |
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long-fingered persons usually end up jumping from here and with nothing to show for their trouble. Another possibility is a pecial treat in the torture chamber
That is if such a person gets caught
Respect huh?Is it okay if I lie?
If yes then I will be a worshipper!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 14, 2003 10:36 PM |
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Hey Djive, thaks for not tourturing and all that stuff. I'll find some way to repay you. For now I have other business to atte...hey a toad. *Mighty Mage bends over and picks up the tripped out looking toad. With it's eyes rolling to the back of it's head the toad begins to drool profusey.* Hey, can I keep this or do you want it?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 15, 2003 12:15 AM |
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A toad that drools? Now that's something I've gotta see! lol
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 15, 2003 12:41 AM |
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See, have a look for yourself.
Whoops,wrong toad.
Ahhhh, there he is. See, he's definatly stoned on himself.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 15, 2003 03:58 PM |
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Good lord! That toad ate somethin!! Wish I had some of that good stuff!  j/k
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 15, 2003 06:05 PM |
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Nah, he didn't eat nuthin. Just licked himself.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted April 15, 2003 06:39 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 15 Apr 2003
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About thieves they do get caught. Just take my word for it. And don't expect me to tell about the precautions here in the Temple.
You can keep the Toad, MightyMage. It's not one of my zapped targets, they invariable transform into man-sized Toads, not small ones. Feel free to have it for dinner or a pet hatever is your desire.
Notices Saruman. Attacks him and sends him to the ground with an uppercut, then drags him to the Dungeons ans locks him up...
Gorman... You have a new prisoner to attend to. Start on the Torture as soon as possible.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 15, 2003 06:50 PM |
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Are you sure it's not a person cuz it looks an aful lot like the Gootch
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 15, 2003 07:27 PM |
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lol, he licked himself...lol
Djive, who's my newest victim? I'm anxious to get to work
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 15, 2003 07:29 PM |
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<Looking around and seeing a bunch of rabid Djive clones gnashing their teeth, our hero hops to safety>
"RRRRrrrrriiiiibbbiiitttt! Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit-ribbit."
<And noone else knows how much of a profanity-laced tirade that was>
<Watching events transpire from afar, our hero correctly deduces that being turned into a toad for 3 days is a better deal than torture at the hands of chick-worshipping lackeys>
Ribbbit-ribbit, ribbit
<"At least I can lick myself and start tripping," says the hero to himself...always the optimist.>
Yeah, licked himself.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 15, 2003 07:34 PM |
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lol....damn....that's gross dude...
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 15, 2003 11:00 PM |
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Foolish knave! The holy armies shall smite you into oblivion!
I shall return soon, with the holy crusaders behind me! You shall regret the day you crossed the might of all powerful Omnia!!!
*Teleports himself back to Omnia along with the Gootch so that he can become human again (Or permanently a toad,whichever he fancies)*
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 16, 2003 12:01 AM |
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u wanted this toad? I can't let u take it, it belongs to MM, not u. U never asked for it so u can't have it. Besides, ur in prison Saruman. I have to exercise my torturing rights on u! My employer wouldn't like it if u just up and left!
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 12:07 AM |
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The Titan Age
Over the ages, the Titans have waited for the Temple to fall... Their time to strike draws near and they wait in their icy domain where Thunder, the Thunder God lives.
When it was safe to trust your freinds with gold or toys, the Titans ruled with their all-mighty size. But one day,the godess Cat revealed the truth about the Titans, told the people to fear them because of their colosul lightning bolts. The Titan Age ended, but a few of us remain, we struggle to survive, the only one who helped us was Valarity. I was LordTitan I slaughterd all dragons who oposed me, but I was brought down by a banned hero by the name of Wesly who used his evil no-make-sense powers to smite me. Now I move towards the tempal in my ghost form, I am here for one reason, to steal The Box...
A colosal glowing figure stomped across the plains, pushed open the heavy iron gates and walken in. GOLT (Ghost of Lord Titan) looked around, the once beautiful grounds were now reduced to sand and dirt, WaspWarts ate everybody who came near. The Ghost Titan lifted a heavy bolder and said:
"It is time"
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 16, 2003 12:16 AM |
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Ifs funny GoLT, I don't remember ur name being on the welcome list of the 3 goddesses who reside in this temple. I believe u r unwelcome to steal anything as long as I'm here, look, but don't touch! Archangels such as myself don't take kindly towards thievery. And since u r a spirit, I can call upon my holy diety to banish you back from whence u came if u try something funny.
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 12:21 AM |
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gorman, I'm a Ghost Titan, the all mighty Val gave me this form and I will not give it up to a mere Angel!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 16, 2003 12:23 AM |
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Considering I'm only the Master Torturer here, I suppose it would be of best interest to let u talk to the goddesses about what u plan on taking int THEIR temple. And a spirit is a spirit just the same
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 16, 2003 12:25 AM |
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u wanted this toad? I can't let u take it, it belongs to MM, not u. U never asked for it so u can't have it. Besides, ur in prison Saruman. I have to exercise my torturing rights on u! My employer wouldn't like it if u just up and left!
Gorman, I teleported myself out by means of a combination of telekinesis and arcane magic. I am speaking to you through telepathy. You were not to blame and I hope that Djive doesn't torture you (Because I just got some new implements and they're just waiting to be used.).
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 12:29 AM |
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Considering I'm only the Master Torturer here, I suppose it would be of best interest to let u talk to the goddesses about what u plan on taking int THEIR temple. And a spirit is a spirit just the same
Yes, but I am a realy BIG spirit.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 16, 2003 12:31 AM |
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u wanted this toad? I can't let u take it, it belongs to MM, not u. U never asked for it so u can't have it. Besides, ur in prison Saruman. I have to exercise my torturing rights on u! My employer wouldn't like it if u just up and left!
Gorman, I teleported myself out by means of a combination of telekinesis and arcane magic. I am speaking to you through telepathy. You were not to blame and I hope that Djive doesn't torture you (Because I just got some new implements and they're just waiting to be used.).
I don't believe your magic will work here, the goddesses would not allow that. As for her torturing me, there's only one type of torture that I'm aware of and only my gf is allowed to do that!
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