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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!
Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · NEXT»
Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 05:29 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Cat on 2 Mar 2002

Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!

It has come to the attention of many of us that the tavern is a godless community- all of you spiraling off into oblivion with no religion..

Anyway, The_Gootch suggested that Romana and myself rule the world.. which is far, far too mundane.  As there was so obviously a vacancy of the deity variety, we are pleased to reveal our true beings and open a Temple of Worship dedicated to:

Romana- Goddess of Wine and Seduction (which can be an interesting combintion)
Cat- Goddess of Beauty, Revealing Clothes, Flirting and The Underworld
Djive- Goddess of Indexing, Wisdom and Brilliance, Supreme Oracle and Famous Zapper of Toads  

Cower before us mere mortals!  We call for a day of feasting and decedance and rains of wine from the sky (we can do that, we are divine)!

If you pay fitting tributes in your worship, we will grant you your hearts desire.. If you displease us, you will be smited!!

Once in a while we may even make some of you into immortal beings to share our boudoir (mountains are soooooo last season!!

We leave you to begin your worship....
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted February 25, 2002 05:44 PM

I was wrong all the time...

I thought the god of HC was Val and we Mods were the Demigod...
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 05:46 PM

Of HC maybe, but the TAVERN is ours!!! NB can't you sacrifice something?
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted February 25, 2002 05:53 PM

sorry Cat..

but you have to earn my respect in order for me to worship you (and that is not easy)
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 05:56 PM

Grrrr!  Right, I'll smite you later..
*considers this*
Although smiting a mod might not be a good idea...
*considers this*
But I am a deity..

Ahem.. I shall refrain from smiting you this time... Because I am benevolent..
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Slava14
Slava14


Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
posted February 25, 2002 06:08 PM
Edited By: Slava14 on 25 Feb 2002

Weird...

It sure is... but I'm crazy...

I invented a slogan for Romana: "Seduce wisely, use wine"
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 06:10 PM

We've give you a rain of wine!! Just stand around with your mouth open!!
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Milena
Milena


Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted February 25, 2002 06:22 PM

Well, I never reached Avatar/ Deity

I was a simple Aes Sedai on my board.

Lith, I hope I have earned your respect. :-)
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Milena

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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
posted February 25, 2002 07:21 PM

Do we have to pay tax too?
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 07:23 PM

No, just worship, tribute, the occasional sacrificial virgin for us to corrupt.. um, I mean grant eternal purity..
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SubZero
SubZero


Adventuring Hero
posted February 25, 2002 07:25 PM

Oh, sorry...

Quote:

- Goddess of Beauty, Revealing Clothes and The Underworld



I read that first as
- Goddess of Beauty, Revealing what is under her Clothes and The Underworld

And I almost worshipped you...

But now I saw it was my mistake...

I won't worship anyone or anything. Not even myself.
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Wesley
Wesley


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted February 25, 2002 07:30 PM

you got me!

Just to let you know!
How could I let cat and romana down!
I'm female fan NUMBER 1

There aren't any males to worthship aren't there?
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 25, 2002 07:33 PM

NOO!!! YOU WON'T EARN MY RESPECT!!! I'M NOT GOING TO WORSHIP YOU, YOU GODDESS WANNABIES PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! WAAAAAH!!!

Just going berserk again .
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Daemoniumm
Daemoniumm


Hired Hero
Lord of Destruction and Terror
posted February 25, 2002 08:18 PM

*A glowing pentagram appears on the ground revealing a demon that emerges from it*

I'm free again!

*The demon smiles evilly*

Worship you? That sound interesting. We can make a deal.
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"Your soul is the chest of your entire life... and I am the keeper of the key." -Daemoniumm

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Wesley
Wesley


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted February 25, 2002 08:20 PM

Uhm

Quote:
*A glowing pentagram appears on the ground revealing a demon that emerges from it*

I'm free again!

*The demon smiles evilly*

Worship you? That sound interesting. We can make a deal.


El Diablo?????? Are thou back my friend?

Or are you the 10000 acount of Hell demon?

or a totall new person(what should be a little bit strange.)
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Daemoniumm
Daemoniumm


Hired Hero
Lord of Destruction and Terror
posted February 25, 2002 08:31 PM

Quote:
Quote:
*A glowing pentagram appears on the ground revealing a demon that emerges from it*

I'm free again!

*The demon smiles evilly*

Worship you? That sound interesting. We can make a deal.


El Diablo?????? Are thou back my friend?

Or are you the 10000 acount of Hell demon?

or a totall new person(what should be a little bit strange.)


3rd choice is the right one. Newbie in this world with a veteran character.
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 09:10 PM

See? Wesley has already gained favour with the goddesses of the Boudior.. purely by sucking up!  wesley, I grant you one miracle.. what'll it be?
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Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted February 25, 2002 09:37 PM

Hmmm..I guess I'll have to say something Wise now..
We don't really want to be worshipped ...just loved...a lot
If you get the idea...and ofcourse I'm awaiting the arrival of my good buddy the Gootch so we can all be friends
(yeah..like that's gonna happen )

I've been thinking ..maybe Djive or Uncoated Titan can apply to Goddess of wisdom since they seem to have all the answers..(starting a riot here)
the tavern could use some spicing up..
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 25, 2002 09:39 PM
Edited By: Cat on 25 Feb 2002

Yes- loved.. especially by the gootch (j/k)

I've already stripped once.. how much more spice do you need?? LMAO
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Thunder
Thunder


Responsible
Famous Hero
posted February 25, 2002 11:00 PM

Seems that I have been forgotten. You filth shall perish under my mighty storms. Only those with true sight shall survive from them. And only people who worship me have true sight.

(Just adding some more depth to this thread )
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