Heroes of Might and Magic Community
visiting hero! Register | Today's Posts | Games | Search! | FAQ/Rules | AvatarList | MemberList | Profile


Age of Heroes Headlines:  
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
6 Aug 2016: Troubled Heroes VII Expansion Release - read more
26 Apr 2016: Heroes VII XPack - Trial by Fire - Coming out in June! - read more
17 Apr 2016: Global Alternative Creatures MOD for H7 after 1.8 Patch! - read more
7 Mar 2016: Romero launches a Piano Sonata Album Kickstarter! - read more
19 Feb 2016: Heroes 5.5 RC6, Heroes VII patch 1.7 are out! - read more
13 Jan 2016: Horn of the Abyss 1.4 Available for Download! - read more
17 Dec 2015: Heroes 5.5 update, 1.6 out for H7 - read more
23 Nov 2015: H7 1.4 & 1.5 patches Released - read more
31 Oct 2015: First H7 patches are out, End of DoC development - read more
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
[X] Remove Ads
LOGIN:     Username:     Password:         [ Register ]
HOMM1: info forum | HOMM2: info forum | HOMM3: info mods forum | HOMM4: info CTG forum | HOMM5: info mods forum | MMH6: wiki forum | MMH7: wiki forum
Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!
Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 10 ... 18 19 20 21 22 ... 30 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Gothmog
Gothmog


Adventuring Hero
Honorable
posted April 17, 2003 12:28 AM

A man without faith is a man without hope

Enough chit-chatting, we need the goddesses back!

Then we can worship them, in this fashion.


 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 17, 2003 12:37 AM

....*pukes*...
That's f-ing disgusting.... pix like that should not be posted!
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
lord_crusader
lord_crusader


Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
posted April 17, 2003 12:43 AM

whattttt theee heellll isssssss thaattttttttt!!!!!!!???????
____________
Dig Out Your Soul

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 17, 2003 12:56 AM

That's a fat dude tryin to mimick a chic in a poster, bad idea cuz it'll never work!
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted April 17, 2003 02:15 AM

Our hero, back in his natural, form stares at his hands for a few

"Starting to get used to this toad thing...wonder if that's bad or good?"

<Our hero shakes his head...almost as if he's trying to get cobwebs out of his hair, he looks around...trying to find someone who will help him in his current plight>

"Psst!  Hey Woock!  Come over here for a sec!  I got to ask a favor for you!"

<Our hero lowers his voice...so that noone else will hear>

"I need a couple of things from Conn's magic shop.  Mightymage won't deal with me(can't understand why).  So, I need someone else to get my shizznat.  Think you can give me a hand?"


____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted April 17, 2003 02:25 AM

You know what, I'll do it for you if you promise not to call me a ghost again. I'm a spirit, okay?

Now, could you specify what you need?
____________
Perception is everything.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted April 17, 2003 03:13 AM

Biting his tongue...really, really hard

"Okay...you're a spirit...it's a short list.  I need a +2 cup of holding...you know...the kind that is called an athletic supporter.  I also need a jockstrap of holding to fit it into.  Make sure you get the 'anaconda' size.  If he asks you who or what it's for...feel free to tell him to **** himself"

<Reaches into his pocket>

"Here's some coin.  That should be enough to get those 2 and maybe even a little something for yourself...like...<our hero's face contorts in anguish> whatever you want."
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted April 17, 2003 03:42 AM

I just went to the shop. It was closed, but I think I got the right stuff. At least this jackstrap looks like a really big snake from somewhere in South America.
____________
Perception is everything.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted April 17, 2003 03:55 AM

A trimphant look comes over our hero's face

"Muwwhahahahah, you the man Marelt."

<Grabs the items>

"Um...mind turning around for a minute...I gotta put these on."
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted April 17, 2003 03:57 AM
Edited By: Marelt_Ekiran on 16 Apr 2003

I wouldn't count on it.

I do not carry the title "Watcher of All" for nothing.
____________
Perception is everything.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 17, 2003 12:02 PM

There goes the Comment of the Month Award lol...


____________
Yolk and God bless.
---
My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 17, 2003 05:41 PM

LOL Yeah, that comment did NOT sound good! The least he could do is cover his eyes for a good minute or so. Or Gootch could have gone into a changing room for privacy! lol
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 17, 2003 08:24 PM

Maybe he wants to see the Gootch (ewwww).
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 17, 2003 08:58 PM

lol Maybe he's ... gay... perhaps? Likes watching boys undress...remind me not to change anytime soon.
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 17, 2003 09:02 PM

Well anyway, back to the business I came here for.  I believe somone owes me some money.  *Mighty Mage signals to Snowy to find the culprit.*
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Oldtimer
Oldtimer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
posted April 17, 2003 09:09 PM
Edited By: Oldtimer on 17 Apr 2003

And low it came to past that the worshippers of the Rod and the Zuddite Apostates came to overwhelm the Temple.  Although the Goddess of Knowledge and Crossdressing did valiantly try to stave off the incursion it seems that her sisters have abandonned her to this task.  The question was asked, "Did the wholesome and beautiful goddesses of depravity and lust leave the Temple's many worshippers or did those so called worshippers desecrate the Temple and leave the goddesses?"

Questions such as these did not concern an oldman who patiently still worshipped the long forgotten Box, and left the Zuddites and the Roddites to their own blasphamy.
____________
<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>

"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 17, 2003 09:14 PM

You go oldtimer.  Worship that box.
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 18, 2003 12:41 AM

LOL Yup! At least a box won't turn u into a toad!
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Ghost_of_Lor...
Ghost_of_LordTitan


Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
posted April 19, 2003 07:54 PM

The Titans were displeased when they realized that they had found just an ordinary cardboard box. Now they headed for the temple, in search of the Old Man.
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 19, 2003 07:56 PM

U won't have too look to hard. Just look for the glare from his bald head on the ground! lol
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Jump To: « Prev Thread . . . Next Thread » This thread is 60 pages long: 1 10 ... 18 19 20 21 22 ... 30 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Post New Poll    Post New Topic    Post New Reply

Page compiled in 0.0308 seconds