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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!
Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 28 29 30 31 32 ... 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 18, 2003 10:41 PM

ARGHHH //now where am i supposed to post!!!

This is so confusing..it's liek I was in another dimension for a minute there...

goes to sit in her confy chair to think about it a bit
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Saruman
Saruman


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On academic leave
posted May 18, 2003 11:21 PM

Casts a special "Refresh" spell on Romana.

There, you should think clearly now.

BTW, I have abandoned all of my heresy.

*Turns to the Knobs and Knockers*
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 19, 2003 12:01 AM
Edited By: Romana on 18 May 2003



just in case it gets deleted: Lord titan's wish and it's free  

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Oldtimer
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Please leave a message after..
posted May 19, 2003 12:14 AM

And it came to pass that the end time were here.

An old man stared into a shimmering curtain.  He could see the wonderful Box and the beautiful Knockers and Knobs, but try as he might he could not reach them.  The barrier prevented the worship that he so loved.  A blood chilling scream roared out of the ancient throat.

People looked up.

Most had forgotton what a joyous place that the Temple had been, all the saw was the recent desecrations and general disrepair.  But they knew that the Temple was good and they wept at its passing.

A young warrior came to the old man as spake, "Venerable Father, my Shop is missing.  Do you know what happened hear?"

Just then another man came forward,"My Club is also gone."

The old man was perplexed, what could have happened, where will he find the answers?

"THE BROTHEL..." cried a young man.  Everyone look at the terror in his eyes, "THE BROTHEL...IT'S MISSING!"

The crowd roar in agony.  The was much tearing of clothes and knashing of teeth.

Was it a deamon from the underhells?  The anger in the crowd rose and they took their pleas to the goddesses but how were they to pray?

Then there appeared a new temple all clean, and a new shop and brothel.  But the people didn't accept them, they tossed offal and demanded their places back.

Their cries did not fall on deaf ears for somehow the curtain was lifted and the people could become content again.

But in the back of their minds there was fear, for if it was done once, could it not easily be done again?


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"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."

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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 19, 2003 12:21 AM

Let's hope not.

*Returns to Knockers and Knobs*
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 19, 2003 01:43 AM

"in the Temple's bathtubs"

...a smile appears on the Keeper's face... and not just because everything is back to normal ...the young Elven lass by his side knows the true reason...

"behind the closed doors of the bathtubs, giggles and laughter is heard... this is the last time they can enjoy their solitude though... worshipers begin to rally to the Temple once more"
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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 19, 2003 02:09 AM

I doubt that that sort of behavior is tolerated here.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


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posted May 19, 2003 02:31 AM

Solitude???

Do you honestly think that there can be solitude in the presence of the Watcher of All?

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Saruman
Saruman


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posted May 19, 2003 02:36 AM

LOL, Marelt.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 19, 2003 02:37 AM
Edited By: Lith-Maethor on 18 May 2003

"annoyed by the spirit"

...hey! will you people let us finish our diving contest or do I have to really get mean?

"seals the bathtubs with a protective spell, nothing can penetrate except the Goddesses' divining powers"

EDIT: not by you maybe... I have a clearance... one of the Goddesses happens to be my daughter you know
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Saruman
Saruman


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On academic leave
posted May 19, 2003 02:42 AM

Sorry, Lith, but magic cannot be practiced within the Temple walls .
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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted May 19, 2003 03:36 AM

LordTitan sniffed his freshly baked brownies.
"Mmmm"
LT them walked into the main room.
"Touch my brownies and die" he strictly stated as he wlked towards the doors.
"Excuse me for a moment"
Many people looked out the windows, all they could see was:

This made them worried, but everywon knows that worring leads to disease and loss of memory, and that worries me...
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted May 19, 2003 06:58 AM

So did LT just like go outside and fart or something?

*Sorry LT, you left yourself wide open for that one man )
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted May 19, 2003 07:04 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 19 May 2003

Oh yeah, one more thing...

<And Peacemaker looked up and saw that OldTimer had returned, and she rejoiced for the sake of the Land and the Temple for it was good...>

(At least, well she thought it was good except for not understanding practically anything he just said...)

<Anyway, let's just say chances are, it was good...>
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LordTitan
LordTitan


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posted May 19, 2003 04:27 PM

Mabey you'd rather not know what I did lol

LT walked into the kitchen, and finished baking the rest of his pies and brownies. LordTitan wandered into the old S.W tower, wondered why it was there, then walked back down the stairs and began building his own tower...
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whinie_the_b...
whinie_the_behemoth


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grrrrr!
posted May 19, 2003 05:08 PM

*the old tower falls onto the unsuspecting behemoth, chopping it`s head*

that`s what happens with do it yourself stuff when you don`t take precautions! and you ate all the pies too grrr

someone relieve me of my misery, or even better, turn me back into a human, for I was a hansome young man, loved in my community and a vegeterian, cursed by an evil old
w(b!)itch to be a glutonous carnivore beast! she then cast anti-magic on me, shall someone try to cast dispel on the beast, thus, the only cure to the curse is a capable god/ess or the map editor.

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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted May 19, 2003 05:16 PM

LordTitan frowned.
"I didn't knock that thing over"
Then he pulled out a picture of a witch.
"Is this the witch you're looking for?"

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MightyMage
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posted May 19, 2003 05:37 PM

Die Witch, Die
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Sick er Tin man.

Now this is the kind of witch I like.

Melissa Joan Hart (aka Sabrina the teenage witch)
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted May 19, 2003 05:42 PM

LordTitan was about 1 quarter done when he noticed MM burning his picture of the witch and dancing around it chanting "Uga Nuga Uga Nuga..."
LT shrugged and went back to work.
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted May 19, 2003 10:39 PM

Why are u talking about yourself in 3rd person?
And when did the box get back? I thought it was lost?

Ok everyone get in line!
I believe some of you haven't asked for their wishes yet so this is the last time I'm offering
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