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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 16, 2003 02:43 AM |
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*Stomp*
"Oops, sorry Saruman, I just squashed your army, no hard feelings I hope"
Turns to skrubbing.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
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Spaek the Titan
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 16, 2003 04:23 AM |
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--Lith??? Wow! Yeah, COOL! BIGTIME!!! NOW we're talking!!!
Oh -- one more thing --
<Whereupon, Peacemaker, realizing that Lord Titan probably just stopped a full-fledged frontal assault on the Temple of Worship, invited him into the newly established therapy chamber in the back of the Temple for a private session...>
(The voice of Lord Titan)
--Oh! --Ooof! -- Ahhh?
(Laughter)
(Singing)
(Crying)
---What's that??? Whoa there Nellie! -- AHHHHHHHHH!
(blinding glow from the ready-room therapy chamber, then another great flash of light...)
<Peacemaker emerges from behind the long white flowing privacy curtain, talking over her shoulder>
Thanks again Lord Titan. Any further such immensely good deeds will be similarly rewarded. When you're up and around, think about it and let us know if you're one of the Twelve, 'kay pumpkin???
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted May 16, 2003 06:34 AM |
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"noticing Romana"
...wha? ...oh ...tis you ...I didn't know you finally linked that Temple to the Be'ati ...nice touch ...who knows, maybe now Archon decides to visit ...and was that about me being one of the Twelve/ ...I may be, I may be not... I am just helping out with the plants here ...a place of worship without room for Nature is incomplete
"after a few seconds"
...moi? peeking? ...nah! I was just ...err... um... I got lost, yes that's it.. I got lost ...won't happen again ...for today ...hehe
"draws the hood of his cloak over his head and turns back to the trees"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted May 16, 2003 10:54 AM |
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Gives Saruman 2 lollypops
There..one for you and one for Meralt.
These are very special lollypops, because they last for atleast a week 
And mucho gracias to Marelt for "helping" me clean the temple 
Looks over to Lord Titan
Hmmmm..it seems he's enjoying cleaning the Temple...
Hey lord Titan..I think it's clean now
Thx a lot and now you can have your wish just like the others
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 16, 2003 05:48 PM |
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I helped clean too. Not to mention I went to all that trouble finding it in the first place. I joined an army of angel clones in order to stop the temple from being destroyed. And all the thanks I get is LT's pie?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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whinie_the_b...
Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
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posted May 16, 2003 06:03 PM |
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*the behemoth appears, headless, holding it`s head in one hand, and having a pumkin where a head used to be. It appears hungry -behemoths are always hungry, just like cats. He turns to romana, waiting to be fed*
*Then he realises that he cannot eat without a head, and furthermore, he can`t pick on a female, as female behemoths choose healthy males to preserve their species.
Looks again at romana, making a gesture that suggests he wants his head back in place. It`s mouth is half open though and a black square object seems to be stuck in between it`s teeth. As romana takes a glimpse at it, the behemoth takes it and holds it in it`s other hand as if it`s a piece of bargain*
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 16, 2003 06:13 PM |
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Sorry, Mightymage, I thought you were already one of the Twelve!!! Let's go to my chamber and discuss this....
<Whereupon Peacemaker, having recently learned she is treading on dangerous grounds with the Mods in her recent Temple activities, kept the noise level down quite a bit during her "mutual-respect" therapy session with MightMage.....>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 16, 2003 06:16 PM |
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UHHHHH...OH YEAH...TWELVE...WHOAH...YEAH...THAT'S ME.
WOW.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 16, 2003 10:17 PM |
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*Pulls out his cell phone*
"Romana? Hey what's up? Just wanted to know, who are the 12?"
*Suddenly the line breaks up*
"What? Oh well, I'll try later"
*Walks outside, beggins pulling off all the dead leaves*
"Why is there a turkey on the roof?"
*Rips off the old brown shingles and begins replacing them with new silver ones*
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HydraKing
Tavern Dweller
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posted May 16, 2003 10:50 PM |
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What the hell are you talking about
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 16, 2003 11:01 PM |
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Removing the shingles.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 16, 2003 11:35 PM |
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?!
So I just scrubbed all the ceilings for NOTHING???  Romana! I thought we waz friendz'! 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 16, 2003 11:58 PM |
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In about ten minutes, LT was finished placing the new shingles. LT Wondered what else he could do.
Like a titan would always do, LT conjured up a lightning bolt, he clenched his fist as hard as he could and the bolt turned blue.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr" he grrrred.
Then LT hurtled the bolt towards the old brown garden.
BLAZZZZZZZATTTATTTTA
The garden vaporized in a mini electrical hurricane.
"There" LT smiled, he then began to plant new trees, flowers, vegetebles, vines, bushes and fruits.
After about half an hour, LT began building a sewage system.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 17, 2003 12:28 AM |
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MM, is there any way to tell whether a green, hard-candy looking thing is arsenic without having to taste it?
And about the army... It wasn't going to invade the Temple (Notice I have started spell ing "Temple" with a capital now) unless it was necassary. Also, they were all dwarves! LT, I thought you LIKED dwarves. That's genecide!
P.S. Sorry about the Arsenic thing, it's just that Djive made me really paranoid here. Who said that? Hello? Is someone there?
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted May 17, 2003 12:46 AM |
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"sensing the disturbance"
...that titan acts before he thinks... he killed all those trees for naught... the gardens of the temple should regenrate themselves... now i have to go out there and try to mend things...
"teleports out of the temple and walks amon the randomly planted trees"
...sloppy work, oh well... there goes nothng...
"a green glow covers the gardens and after a few minutes everything is as it should be"
...now let's go back to the Be'ati Tempus and then straight to Ered Ithil... Morwen is waiting... and the Full Moon festival is about to begin...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted May 17, 2003 01:02 AM |
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*And gradually, the Twelve, one by one, came to make themselves known...*
Boy, this is a relief I gotta say. Saruman and Marelt had me sweating for a while there. You guys are great.
Gorman, what reward dost thou desire for all thy hard work??? Anything I can help you with or should we await the Goddess Romana's return from her brief reprieve??? And how 'bout you Lith?
And Saruman, Thanks for the "T", my new friend....
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 17, 2003 01:09 AM |
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Give me something and I'll worship all of the goddesses.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 17, 2003 02:27 AM |
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The pipes were about 30 meters long when LordTitan sensed somewones mind had disliked his work.
"Smash" he said "SMASH! SMASH!! CRUSH KILL DESTROY!!!!"
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted May 17, 2003 02:37 AM |
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How about a refresh?
If you said no, guess again.
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This space for rent.
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted May 18, 2003 10:36 PM |
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RE-OPENED!@
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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