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Cat
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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 02, 2003 11:12 AM |
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*reaches into shopping bag and passes Romana a large chocolate pudding*
Okay, here's what we do. First we chuck a load of thunderbolts at those voidy me, and then... we give them the ten plagues! Firstly, the plague of PMS!
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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LordTitan
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posted July 02, 2003 03:45 PM |
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Romana- Goddess of Wine and Seduction (which can be an interesting combintion)
Cat- Goddess of Beauty, Revealing Clothes, Flirting and The Underworld
Djive- Goddess of Indexing, Wisdom and Brilliance, Supreme Oracle and Famous Zapper of Toads
If you ask me you've forgotten what you're the goddesses of. Note that none of you have any powers of destruction (accept for Djive for being the toad zapping goddess), therefor I suggest that befor you hurt yourself trying to make thunderbolts, you hire somebody to fight and protect you.
What's with this Reavealing Clothes power anyways? That's not power! Anybody can take off their clothes.
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 02, 2003 05:19 PM |
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What's with this Reavealing Clothes power anyways? That's not power! Anybody can take off their clothes.
What's wrong with you!? This is Cat we're talking about. The member of all member's dreams. Have you not seen her famous bikini pic? By the way, me thinks you are double agent. You've been doing a lot of hanging around the void.
So what's up?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted July 02, 2003 05:32 PM |
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She's not the member of this member's dreams  Blasphemy perhaps, but my dreams belong to another member
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 02, 2003 08:15 PM |
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A magic paper airplane flies through the temple and unfolds to show the goddesses a message.
To the oppressors of the world:
Just so you know, I have made the shield around the Void impermeable to mortal beings, immortal beings, polar bears, toads, titans and anything that would try to enter our hideout without my consent. And I have enough popcorn, cake and drinks to last for a few hundred years, so I hope your going to try and starve us. At least that will take your attention away from the poor defenseless masses.
If you are threatening us with violence, then I'm afraid that we have to resort to more drastic means as well. And remember, I can teleport anyone to any place using tunnels in the Void.
With loathing,
Marelt Ekiran.
Chief commander of the Rebels of the Void.
P.S. How were you planning to hurt us with the plague of PMS? There are no women in our hideout.
After being read, the message bursts into flames and is reduced to a pile of ashes within seconds.
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Perception is everything.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 02, 2003 08:28 PM |
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Oh... PMS can easily hurt men by proxy.... you'll know that when you start dating, wont he sisters?
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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LordTitan
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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 02, 2003 09:45 PM |
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... so what's up?
Let me think:
Sky, space rocks, stars, nebulas, comets, oxygen, water vapor, my house, ice, carbon monoxide, carbon dioxcide, space dust, x rays, micro waves, atomic rays, light, the uzi that I threw into the sun, I got more...
And as for double agenting, I'm not a agent. Besides I'm too evil to destroy the temple, I will destroy something else of value, mabey gorman... again.
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Spaek the Titan
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 02, 2003 10:45 PM |
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Know what exactly Cat?
If you mean the cranky mean stuff..I can do that any day when I feel like it.
And Marelt..I personally wasn't even thinking about entering that stupid void of yours an I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of the temple once and for all.
You're calling us oppressor (which simply is nonsense) but how do you justify you attacks? You're nothing but a nasty terrorist
Grabs the huge red phone and phones The Big Enchilada Bush
"yeah..hello? Yeah it's me..Whazza?
Oh really? Well i'm glad you got that problem fixed..the little wife will be oh so happy. Anyways I got the location of another terrorist hideout so feel free to check it out...what? Nah you know we don't get involved in these kinds of things....Oh you can? Great ..that's super ..thx a bunch ..I'll be sure to send you some quality wine.. Bye now"
Hangs up the phone and calls for Peacemaker and Cat
Oke sisters...we need a backup plan..Any suggestions?
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 02, 2003 10:50 PM |
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I'm not one of them sisters but...
Why don't you just take the temple out of this plane and plunk it somewhere else? That would solve a lot of problems...
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 02, 2003 11:42 PM |
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And what makes you think the temple is in the plane you think it is?
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LordTitan
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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 03, 2003 12:58 AM |
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Okay, back on page like... 20, Djive banished this place to the astral plane, so I was wondering if you could put it back.
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 03, 2003 03:18 AM |
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Yeah but when we did the re-building I thought it was brought back. The only reason she hid it was because of YOU...or your ghost anyway.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 03, 2003 08:30 AM |
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"completely worn out...
the Keeper 'ports in front of the sisters in godness"
...ah, there you are...I see that the worshipers of the rod still attack you... I think I can lend a hand or two... just say the word and i'll have the Temple as clean as the Be'ati Tempus (well, not after a party...)
...now if you excuse me, i'll go and collapse for a few hours in the bathtubs...
"bows and walks away"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 04, 2003 07:21 PM |
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While everyone is sitting there in boredom, a loud explosion is suddenly heard. Everyone jumps up to see what part of the temple has been attacked, but soon they realize that it is still standing. The explosion was a little further away.
Everyone rushes to one of the windows, where they can just see the smoking remains of their favorite mall. Before anyone has the time to do anything, more explosions are heard, none of which hurt the temple directly. All of them have been targeted at the establishments where the goddesses and their minions spend their time in pleasure while the people are suffering under their oppression. Soon, there is no mall, cinema or any other place for going out left.
Romana runs to the phone to warn her friend Bush about the attacks, but realizes that the wires have been cut. In panic, she grabs her cellphone and dails the number, but finds out that all connections have been blocked.
"Oh, no. I still had to ask my friend how her date went."
However, everyone soon has other things to worry about. Lith-Meathor runs out of the bathrooms, complaining that there is not more water coming out of any of them. What is even worse, the water has been frozen completely and his elven lass was still in there.
While Lith-Meathor grabs a hammer and a chisel to free her, the other inhabitants of the temple notice that the temperature is dropping at a very fast rate. It seems that they will have to ask mere mortals to share bodily warmth in order to prevent freezing to death. But where did all the loyal followers go?
Back in the hideout, the Rebels of the Void are having a little celebration. Marelt Ekiran has used his Watcher of All powers to create a telepathic video screen, showing the mayhem in the temple. With the pleasure of fresh popcorn and safely behind the Shield of the Void, the Rebels enjoy a show better than any television program ever seen.
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Perception is everything.
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 04, 2003 07:26 PM |
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a loud rumbling noise is heard, then the entire temple starts shaking, the lights flicker then die. A nasty stench floats all throughout the temple- the stench of death. The emergency candles light, and reveal tons of holes in the floor of the temple, Over 1,000 craters in the middle of the once marvelous floor. a Large knock is heard on the front door, a virgin handmaiden nervously goes to answer it, she barely has time to scream when a thousand undead skeletons rush in, trampling the virgin handmaiden. They go around destroyed every bottle of fine champaigne and wine, they kill every virgin and wreck the place. 2Xtreme walks in, with a smirk on his face. Djive however points her hand at a tightly packed bunch of skeletons, a large bolt of lightning emerges from her fingers, reducing the skeletons to dust. she repeats this until there are no skeletons leave, then points at 2Xtreme, 2Xtreme runs for it and heads back to the void
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 04, 2003 07:27 PM |
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*Destroy all of 2x's skeletons*
Skeletons are no match for a Demi God
*Soon the temple is litterd with bones*
I'll be in my tower.
*Stomps off to the middle tower*
Whew, Final the temperatur is just rite,
*Lays down on his ice bed*
Ah Marelt.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 04, 2003 07:31 PM |
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"porting out of the Temple"
so they want to play rough, huh?
"with a battle cry, the Keeper raises his arms and the temple complex is covered filled with green myst, a few minutes later, the buildings stand whole, even though a bit altered"
it is done... the Temple is binded to the Be'ati Tempus... now no matter what these rod worshiping terrorists do, no harm will come to the followers...
"returns to the bathtubs, to join Morwen"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 04, 2003 07:50 PM |
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 05, 2003 01:36 AM |
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LMAO Cat
Don't tell em!! I secretly made a mirror image of the temple while I followed LordTitan's advice by moving the temple to the other plane again 
I just didn't feel like all that violence..so let them think they destroyed us.. This way they'll leave us in peace
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 05, 2003 08:41 PM |
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*Meanwhile back in the void, the rebels hear every word of their conversation..* "Well guys, it seems that they have another temple, Marelt....how long does it take you to travel between Voids/Dimensions/Planes, shouldnt take that long for you right??? Go and locate this temple, then use you booga-wooga psychic powers and teleport us there."
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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