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Thread: If HC was something like a real-life club.... | This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · «PREV / NEXT» |
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted July 15, 2013 09:56 PM |
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its too hot to wear a tox in Israel in the summer... i don't think there are enough deodorants for that.
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types in obscure english
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 15, 2013 09:57 PM |
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Lately I've been trying to talk with the Jamaican accent. Ya, mon, serious busyness. So, yeah, you'd prolly be hearing me in a deep, calm Jamaican voice often responding to anything you ask me with "Drugs, mon"
D'ya wanna somm weed, mon?
Anyways, I'd probably have a bright green T-shirt and black jeans, and I would most likely be chillin' in a corner while listening to Nirvana on my headphones. That is, unless the DJ plays some good rock songs; that would be a different story...
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted July 15, 2013 09:59 PM |
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There is not enough corners in a bar for all of you to sit alone, geez what a bunch of fun people.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 15, 2013 09:59 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 22:01, 15 Jul 2013.
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fred79 said: meroe, you seem increasingly familiar to me...
you stateside? red hair? live on the eastern shore(or used to)?
(more questions to come, after these are answered)
Nope
@Anti - if we are going to slow dance, you need a tux and you better use deodorant, or else.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted July 15, 2013 10:01 PM |
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tuxedo?
my soulpatch gives me away. I danced with the girl with the chain, she moved pretty fast but I was there to keep up.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted July 15, 2013 10:04 PM |
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Hm I can sit with NoobX and Antipaladin can loan my perfume
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 15, 2013 10:06 PM |
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...and I'm up on my feet dancin' nao. Just get the Specter away from me!
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted July 15, 2013 10:07 PM |
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would my fall\winter attire be better? i dont wear ties'.
never wore them in my life time..
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types in obscure english
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 15, 2013 10:12 PM |
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antipaladin said:
would my fall\winter attire be better? i dont wear ties'.
never wore them in my life time..
Much better Anti. I almost approve
However, its a 30's night club, I'm wearing my most beautiful liquid silver satin bias cut dress, that sweeps the floor (I look like something out of a movie dammit). You will wear a tie.
No Tie, no slow dance. Without said Tie, I will rebuff your advances and dance with a Clark Gable look alike instead ... he is wearing a tie!!!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted July 15, 2013 10:13 PM |
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A tie is important.. in so many ways.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted July 15, 2013 10:14 PM |
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Do you also accept bowties?
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted July 15, 2013 10:16 PM |
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Bowties are cool
@Meroe: No, really. No-one wants to be around a depressed schmuck, and I wouldn't dream of imposing my company on You all, among other things.
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted July 15, 2013 10:19 PM |
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Probably chill in the back with a cigarette, a drink and wearing my leather jacket.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 15, 2013 10:20 PM |
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Oh Lord Have Mercy!!!!! What is it with depressed males at the moment??????
Poly, is a 30's club. There is slow soulful music playing, endless drinks in tall glasses, flowers and waiters bringing you tasty morsels at the snap of your finger.
And I am there, dammit.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted July 15, 2013 10:23 PM |
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I still wouldn't come. There are things I can hide about my person online that would be painfully apparent IRL.
On the Internet, no-one knows You're really a hippopotamus
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 15, 2013 10:24 PM |
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On the internet no one knows how devilishly handsome I am.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 15, 2013 10:25 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 22:27, 15 Jul 2013.
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You know, I can use a tie to hang myself. So that I can say that I had a hangover; that I hanged around with you guys.
These jokes are horrible, aren't they?
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted July 15, 2013 10:25 PM |
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WILLIAM!!!!!! You beaut!
Forget the 30's bar. Its now going to be me and Billy boy watching the footie with a dozen tinny's (for Will) and a few Bundy's and coke for me
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted July 15, 2013 10:30 PM |
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You heard the lady, rapscallions no more dirty 30's
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 15, 2013 10:33 PM |
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Okay, guys, this is supposed to be a fun thread right?
I've got the Flame-wielder avvie! Let's fire up this partaaay Booze for everyone!
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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