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fred79
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 26, 2018 06:59 AM |
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Neraus wins again. I find cheerleader outfits boring; the only plus is that they're wearing a skirt.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 26, 2018 08:58 AM |
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Yeah, I don't appreciate them as well, plus they'd make me feel like a sleazy old man.
When I'm abroad what I don't do?
1. Speak with an heavy Sicilian accent on purpose
2. Wave the "What the hell do you want?" almost all the time in front of unsuspecting foreigners
3. Complain all the time about the lack of bidets
4. Complain all the time about the distortion of Italian cuisine
5. Complain about any strange things during mass
6. Shout my hatred for the French all over the place
7. Blatantly insult people while speaking Italian.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 26, 2018 11:52 AM |
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I'd say 1,but we all know it is bullcrap, since you do all those things.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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tsar-ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted December 26, 2018 06:24 PM |
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4. Italian cuisine hasn't been this good since Mussolini introduced rice onto the menu.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 26, 2018 06:37 PM |
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 26, 2018 07:28 PM |
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5 it is, I've already undergone the 5 stages of grief with that one, so I don't really care anymore how priests do that abroad.
As for the rest, that's how I have fun, nothing better than feeding into stereotypes, since it's my way of playing people, they don't get the truth most of the time.
Too bad last time I went to France I was still a child, I'd have the time of my life now, probably also some jail time.
Anyway, fred takes the round.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 30, 2018 12:54 PM |
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A time portal opens up in front of me. I step through, and immediately am transported into the past; where I:
1. Tell my mom what to invest in, to get rich
2. Stop my past self from doing anything I'll regret
3. Meet myself as a kid and let me know I'll be ok
4. Teach my kid self everything I know now
5. Slap myself for being so annoying when I was a kid
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted December 30, 2018 01:43 PM |
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1. Sounds like a plan, but how can she believe you?
2. Sounds reasonable although I'm not sure there's anything you'd regret.
3. Are you ok though?
4. Hmmm do you really mean everything?
5. Impossible.
Gonna go with 4.
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fred79
Disgraceful
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posted December 30, 2018 02:59 PM |
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well, that was quick. 4, indeed. i think any one of us could teach our past selves some real life lessons. and it'd be hard to argue with yourself, when you're standing in front of you(). can't just ignore that frivolously, like you can someone else's advice.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted December 30, 2018 04:07 PM |
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What is my favorite beverage among these?
1. Vodka
2. Red Wine
3. Cognac
4. Whiskey
5. Rakija
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 30, 2018 04:29 PM |
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted December 30, 2018 05:11 PM |
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted December 30, 2018 05:50 PM |
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Ghost said: 3
Yep
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted December 30, 2018 06:59 PM |
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I know, you told in VW
Ok I snowed X women
a) 10
b) 20
c) 30
d) 40
e) 50
I never told, but if you guess me! Take a notice that I'm 40yo
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 30, 2018 07:12 PM |
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e
Finnish virility is stronk.
I wouldn't expect less from men who take baths in ice, drink liters of alcohol without issues and possess Genghis Khan's blood!
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted December 30, 2018 08:38 PM |
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b,
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2019 03:25 PM |
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c, though it's probably a.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 03, 2019 03:27 PM |
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 03, 2019 03:33 PM |
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you sexual beast, you.
ok, i'm gonna play "never have i ever"(a fun version, too!). you guys guess which one is the lie. never have i ever:
1. been pulled over by a cop for speeding on the highway.
2. been in the back of a cop car.
3. been in the back of an armored swat truck.
4. had a cop pull a gun on me.
5. grabbed a cop's butt because someone dared me to.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 03, 2019 05:46 PM |
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3,because those trucks haul the swat teams only, kinda like an apc.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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