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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Chicken or the Egg
Thread: The Chicken or the Egg This thread is 4 pages long: 1 2 3 4 · NEXT»
RainBow
RainBow


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Supreme Flirt & Cyber Gypsy
posted April 30, 2002 05:01 AM

The Chicken or the Egg

So who came first??........Read On
A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed.
The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers *THAT* long asked question!"
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted April 30, 2002 09:37 PM

...it was always obvious that it was the chicken...
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return_of_soth
return_of_soth


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Undead Slave
posted May 01, 2002 09:01 AM

if god made creep tape on the 8 day maby made eggs on the 9 day :-)
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted May 01, 2002 06:55 PM

Hooray for all the chickens in the world!  Giv'em one....!  HOORAH!
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Dismay
Dismay


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Dark Knight
posted May 01, 2002 07:07 PM

what is betwen HEROES!!!!! and chicken!!!! WHAT!!!
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


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Ranger of the good
posted May 01, 2002 10:08 PM

the chicken of course!! becaus how can the egg be first??? the chicken have evolved to become a .... chicken from a ugly little thingie from the dinosaur age... and then suddently he snow a she chicken that have evolved into a chicken too and "PLOP" a egg... then there were more eggs and then the chickens in those eggs made more aggs and on...and on... Dosent u all agree
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hamsi128
hamsi128


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posted May 02, 2002 10:48 AM

chickens = griffins

i ate a royal one last night
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SubZero
SubZero


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posted May 02, 2002 11:27 AM

But...

Quote:

the chicken have evolved to become a .... chicken from a ugly little thingie from the dinosaur age...



If the birds are evolved from dinosaurs...
Didn't dinosaurs have eggs or what?

Oh...well.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 02, 2002 01:35 PM

What came first? We have to choose one theory. If we say evolution is true, then it is obvious the egg came first, as something that was before the chicken layed the egg, and a chicken hatched. If we say God created everything, both possibilities may be true. And if we say some HIAR (Highly Inteligent Alien Race) created all life forms we see here, then the egg answer will be true.
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


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Ranger of the good
posted May 02, 2002 03:06 PM

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why do u have to say just the opposite of what i say Lord Woock??? THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST!!!!
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
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posted May 02, 2002 03:59 PM

So, it seems to be egg to chicken, egg 2.5, chicken .5.
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return_of_soth
return_of_soth


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Undead Slave
posted May 02, 2002 05:05 PM

the Easterbunny came whit a basket full of eggs then its really the bunny that came first!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 04, 2002 07:31 PM

Quote:
why do u have to say just the opposite of what i say Lord Woock??? THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST!!!!


I didn't want to disagree with you, I just stated my opinion. Is that a crime? And why are you so sure that the chicken was first? Do you personaly know the world's first chicken? And the evolution theory suggests that the egg was first, as the first chicken had to hatch from something. Evolution doesn't work instantly, it doesn't cause rapid changing in a single instance.
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


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Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted May 04, 2002 08:13 PM

I think Lord_Echo is just overheating in his armor - can't think straight. That's the great thing about spellcasting...


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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


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Ranger of the good
posted May 04, 2002 09:15 PM

Quote:
I didn't want to disagree with you, I just stated my opinion. Is that a crime? And why are you so sure that the chicken was first? Do you personaly know the world's first chicken? And the evolution theory suggests that the egg was first, as the first chicken had to hatch from something. Evolution doesn't work instantly, it doesn't cause rapid changing in a single instance.


ok no its NOT a crime but.... well i know evelution dosent take 10 min... but if the egg teori would be right were  did the egg came from...???? the sky maby! NO if it would have fell from the sky it would break!!!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 04, 2002 09:20 PM

Hey, there had to be something before the chicken. And birds lay eggs. If we say the first chicken was created through evolution, then something had to lay the egg the chicken hatched from. But the brid that layed the egg containing the world's first chicken wasn't a chicken yet. So if the evolution theory is true, then the egg came before the species we call chickens.
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


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Ranger of the good
posted May 04, 2002 10:11 PM - penalty applied.

well ur kinda right in that!!! .... ehhh well hmmmf
the chinken.... eveluted....hmmmm. well the egg.... no no The CICKEN....well

THE snowING CHICKEN WAS FIRS... WHY R U SO snowING SMART? UR ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 04, 2002 10:20 PM

Quote:
well ur kinda right in that!!! .... ehhh well hmmmf
the chinken.... eveluted....hmmmm. well the egg.... no no The CICKEN....well

THE snowING CHICKEN WAS FIRS... WHY R U SO snowING SMART? UR ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!


That's where you're wrong. I'm THIRTEEN years old!
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 04, 2002 10:36 PM

u r maby smart but ur VERY childish! lol "im not 12... im 13" LMAO!
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Wesley
Wesley


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banned
posted May 04, 2002 10:39 PM

Why do people even care for that meaningless creatures.

People should ratter ask themselfs how I am born! uhm... I mean humanity.

And no it was not that crappy stupid pathatic god... I have more power then him!

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