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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 ... 14 15 16 17 18 ... 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Mercy_Severity
Mercy_Severity


Adventuring Hero
answer seeker
posted July 10, 2003 05:43 AM

but your thoughts will soon be wandering
the way they always do
when your riding sixteen hours
theres nothing much to do
.... if any one can name this song, the original artist, and the band that took it from sucking major ass to dominating i will reward you with a heart piece. If you collect 4 heart pieces you will have an additional heart container.
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hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted July 10, 2003 01:24 PM

Quote:
exactly, now take your eyes off Pan and move em to the drinklist and start buy some stuff instead


stiven ..hmmm how can i say; your time of bartendering will start again, im coming to home(to my tavern) in a few days.. so thanks for your service in my place during my absence... heheheh
                             kindregards
                             BOSS 128

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soccerfeva
soccerfeva


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted July 10, 2003 01:28 PM

U mean u can order drinks?

A glass of chilled pepsi blue,fresh from the fridge,please,topped with 4 and a quarter of an ice cubes and Lay's Classic Lightly Salted Potatoe Chips,one large plate.

I would like nothing better if you could really make these things appear in front of my eyes..
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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted July 10, 2003 02:19 PM

And I would like nothing better if you could make yourself disappear in front of my eyes
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted July 10, 2003 07:55 PM

*walks up to Soccerfeva... lifts him up and goes towards the exit saying:*

"Now ill try a set a new world record in the event "Kick the soccerfeva"

And it was a honor to be in charge of such a lovely place hamsi

And marcy, stop your rambling or weŽll have mad trying to set a new world record in "kick the marcy"

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hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted July 10, 2003 07:55 PM


tomorrow , i ll be free , i have only 3 hours to my FREEDOM ... in 3 hours i ll toss my sergeant

so , lets start party
free tossbeers for everyone

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pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted July 10, 2003 09:00 PM

did someone say free drinks?

Yay for Hamsi! Glad to have you back for good

glad to hae free drinks too j/k

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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted July 10, 2003 11:03 PM

*while he was about to leave catches "free drink" and "party", turns back immediately. Still dizzy because of the several cups of jakc tossaniels, starts singing again*

I.... wanna rocknrooooollll all niiiteee
and party everday
I..... wanna rocknrooolll all niiiteee
and party everday


*his eyes check all of the tables, looking for Pan*
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hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted July 12, 2003 05:43 PM

oh my gosh,

last nite i drink 2 beers and im stoned... lol i lost my alcohol fitness during the army service... but the good thing is that i dont have to spend much money to feel relaxed

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Kittenangel
Kittenangel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted July 12, 2003 09:39 PM

Give me my drink buddy, Scotch, Tossed on the rocks NOW
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted July 13, 2003 05:53 AM

More tosscola over here, please! And don't skimp on it, either!
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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted July 14, 2003 10:40 AM

ulen coniciiim

aldin mi yeni bilgisayar kendine? Basladin mi oynamya gene? basladiysan ilk tokadi ben atmak istiyorum sana
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted July 14, 2003 12:22 PM

More turkish, huh, Mad?
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hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted July 15, 2003 08:04 AM

Quote:
ulen coniciiim

aldin mi yeni bilgisayar kendine? Basladin mi oynamya gene? basladiysan ilk tokadi ben atmak istiyorum sana


he asked me if i buy a cpu... he wanted to beat me becus i dont play h3 during 1 year(his only chance)
but there is something really important... in the cold barracks when im tired and couldnt sleep , i played h3 with my eyes, i dreamed that 1 day i ll be home and play h3... so martigan believe me you dont have any chance you tossing imp

and the answer is non , i will buy next week a good comp and cable modem (at last) .
so mad dont forget to check your email, i asked you ome new tournie but you didnt reply to me
now , stiven where are you you you little monster
Customers waiting for drinks... ** searching for his whip**

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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted July 15, 2003 10:45 AM

Man, what the heck are you talking about?
I did not receive any e-mails from you since 29 September 2002. lol.

Only thing that comes to my mind is that you are trying to reach me via hotmail. Let me tell you for the 38974327th time that I DON'T USE HOTMAIL ANYMORE. (ARTIK HOTMAIL KULLANMIYORUM)

Try this one: toh_madmartigan@yahoo.com

and WELCOME BACK YOU OLD GEEZER
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hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted July 15, 2003 02:18 PM

Quote:
Try this one: toh_madmartigan@yahoo.com

and WELCOME BACK YOU OLD GEEZER


i emailed to this adress but np... my question is that what you think about titan888 tourney ?


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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted July 15, 2003 05:15 PM

I HOPE that it works. And you SHOULD sign in too

I'm there already - presenting Bastards

GO BASTARDS GO !!!
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 15, 2003 05:46 PM

Give me a toss comfert
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted July 15, 2003 06:00 PM

*Zzzzz*


*Zzzzzzzzz*

*ZZZzzzZZZ*

*wakes up when hamsi starts to scream*
Oh man... you just HAD to wake me up didnt you? When we FINALLY get some "pecu free" days here and i might just be able to catch some sleep you just have to wake me up...aawwwww

*Gives kitten the menu*
Next time you order, make sure we have it first. Its not like you order a pizza at McDonalds is it?


what you say damacontoss? oh some tosscola...
*Sleepwalks over to drinkmachines and by accident get some tossbeer in the glass first but mixes it out with some cola*

so there... NOW DONT WAKE ME UP... you friggin "#"€%&#%... damn... ZZZzzz

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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted July 15, 2003 08:17 PM

A grey robe crosses the Tavern, heading towards the barkeep.

The robe doesn't speak, but the barkeep knows exactly what it wants.

The barkeep hands the robe 3 pints of beer and a couple of bags of salted peanuts.

The robe leaves, and no sooner has it left, but a dwarf walks in and demands 6 pints of ale. The barkeep obliges. The dwarf drains the mugs and leaves. The next few visitors are: An old man, a warlock, a demon, and a younger looking man. They all order drinks, and leave as soon as the next one comes in. After the young man leaves, Saruman enters, extremely drunk, and asks for 100 cups of black coffee.
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