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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 ... 78 79 80 81 82 ... 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
pandora
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posted November 19, 2004 06:08 PM
Edited By: pandora on 19 Nov 2004

Have you seen the Molson Canadian commercials where everyone is sitting around Tv's and they're all off - and the people are singing Culture Club's "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?"

I laughed so hard at that commercial, then I cried, then I laughed a little bit more Then I grabbed another beer

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Conan
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posted November 19, 2004 06:29 PM
Edited By: Conan on 19 Nov 2004

I did!! I laughed hard too!

My girlfriend asked me who was singing so badly... LOL
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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 20, 2004 10:02 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 20 Nov 2004

I've never seen that commercial because I have a life and therefore don't waste my time watching TV.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! You've been had! Boo-yeah!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted November 23, 2004 01:24 AM

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I've never seen that commercial because I have a life and therefore don't waste my time watching TV.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! You've been had! Boo-yeah!

hint... if you ever are to claim that you have a life again please exclude comments such as "Ohhhhhhhhhh! You've been had! Boo-yeah!" as they completely blow your cover away

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Dragon_Slayer
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posted November 23, 2004 12:22 PM

ehehehe

Ahhh thats good. Pass me a tossbeer stiven, got a hat trick in football today so i deserve it
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gorman
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posted November 23, 2004 09:26 PM

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Where's Gorman? Maybe we could dress him up like a pinata and whack at him with a stick for a while? That might cheer me up!


Sounds more like ur gonna hang me and then beat me to make sure I'm dead!
Not that I'd complain, there's much better places then the one I'm at now!
Gimme a tossbeer Stiven! This existence is depressin me...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted November 29, 2004 04:07 PM

oops.. missed that we had some orders

2 tossbeers coming up..

So, what you up to nowadays since the beer consumtion here might imply that we are a female orchestra instead of a tosser tavern. Go and get drunk you lazy bums

Oh.. and dont forget to tip me greatly while doing it!

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Dragon_Slayer
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posted November 30, 2004 01:24 PM

Hehe, school is over for me now, time to get very very drunk and have alot of fun
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 06, 2004 04:39 AM

sounds like a plan.. now what has happend to pan?

The goes this terrible rumour.. about that her mod hat got to big for her and swallowed her.

Now.. weŽll see if she gets around to comment that anytime soon.

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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 06, 2004 06:22 AM

Hey I was wondering if anyone here knows what happened to my carpet? Someone was a wise guy. And spelled "POO" with real **** on my carpet.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted December 06, 2004 09:20 AM

hehe, about that. me and my friends were having a few end of school pranks... here have a drink on me


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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 06, 2004 10:44 AM

You'd better not be doing anymore of those pranks or I'm gonna get pacifistic on yo ass.
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pandora
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posted December 06, 2004 06:21 PM

Well then...

I gues sthere are a few things to comment on here!

Gorman, I would never beat or condone the beating to death of anyone in the Tosser's Tavern, the odour of rotting corpse is nearly as noxious as the odour of SPAM! I'm sorry to hear that you're having such trouble with existing, have a few beers on me it'll help (and no, not that watered down american stuff, have a REAL beer)

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I've never seen that commercial because I have a life and therefore don't waste my time watching TV.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! You've been had! Boo-yeah!


I just have to agree with the barkeep on this comment RedSox. Anyone who at anytime say Boo-yeah can absolutely not claim to have a life and seriously expect anyone to buy into that story.

About the POO on your carpet... I really didn't think that DragonSlayer and his friends would take a double-dog-dare so seriously! But wow... just goes to show that you never can guess how far a drunken Aussie will go
Ohhhh yeah... and one more!
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You'd better not be doing anymore of those pranks or I'm gonna get pacifistic on yo ass.


Uhm... check your friendly neighborhood dictionary there mate, so far as threats go.. this one won't scare off anyone

And last, but certainly never least.. our darlin' bartender said

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sounds like a plan.. now what has happend to pan?

The goes this terrible rumour.. about that her mod hat got to big for her and swallowed her.

Now.. weŽll see if she gets around to comment that anytime soon.


You're partially right, the hats have been heavy lately. What with the tribunal action, and the tavern business i have has some things to do... however the real problem was the Wastelands, you see IYY (not IVY ****) and Dingo went on a spamming spree. I strained my eyeballs reading through the million plus posts they logged A strained eyeball is not an injury to trifle with either!

So what happened is i got up from the computer to have a good stretch , and because of my darned strained eyeball i walked right into a wall. Of course as you already pointed out, the mod hats are big, and since i wear three at a time they also tend to get a little bit heavy! So all three hats fell down around me and I was trapped... it was horrible. Truly terrible. Scary even.

So I sat myself down in the corner and was about to have a good cry when I heard on the TV that the NHLPA and the League are going to have talks again! There is still a teeny weenie glimmer of hope for the NHL Season!! I may get to see my favorite Swede play his yummy little heart out again!!

Now as you can guess this news gave me super powers! I busted out of my hat and rushed straight here!

C'mon Stefan, line up the Tossbeers and the Tossquilas... and where's Asmodean? he can provide the tunes while I climb up on this here table

ohh.. and almost forgot your tip...



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hamsi128
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posted December 07, 2004 05:43 PM

Hmmmmmm.... im back ... and im angry again !!

p.s. 3 weeks of .... cpu ruined my virtual tavern community; baah too many posers around , pecu let cleaning start!!
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pandora
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posted December 07, 2004 09:42 PM

Don't be mad Hamsi! We'll be good now!

uhm... so what do you want us to do? I would have thought you would like the idea of turning Gorman into a Pinata and whacking him with a big stick!
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posted December 07, 2004 11:06 PM

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I would have thought you would like the idea of turning Gorman into a Pinata and whacking him with a big stick!


The Mexican diplomat said to FDR.
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moraptembul
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posted December 08, 2004 05:59 PM

errm..

could i have a tosscola, i'm just a traveller stoping by.I'm tired after a long journey, deep into the secret library where i found interesting things, things that only the wisest know...It's quite a tavern you have around here...
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pandora
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posted December 10, 2004 12:04 AM

Ohh, do tell about the library We could use some interesting news in here!

You know what else we could use? Whiskey! Mmmmmmmmm.. feels like a Whiskey kinda say

Stefan, start pouring! I'll race you to twenty, and the last one standing drinks for free!
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LichKing
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posted December 10, 2004 01:32 AM

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I guess there are a few things to comment on here............. the odour of rotting corpse is nearly as noxious as the odour of SPAM!......


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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted December 10, 2004 02:57 AM

Lich you must be the only member with more red stars than yellow, now thats quality! Have a tossbeer on Stiven!


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