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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 21 22 23 24 25 ... 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
hamsi128
hamsi128


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tosser tavern owner
posted March 03, 2004 08:53 AM

Quote:
I am quitting my dancing job & leaving this whole tavern.



you cant quit whenever you want.. you signed a contrat
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted March 03, 2004 10:28 AM

oh I did huh well in that case, can I dance to Tina Turner .

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted March 03, 2004 10:30 AM

You can dance to whatever tickles your fancy pecu. As long as it attracts customers!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted March 03, 2004 08:52 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 3 Mar 2004

tossers

im away for a week and you turn this place into some oprah episode

ok here is what will happen:

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REQUEST:
All posts made by dingo so far to be deleted and every upcoming spam post to be deleted aswell.

This is not discrimination but tosserstavern is "members only" and we dont want any boring spammers taking the whole thing off topic which will eventually kill the thread.

If you leave him here to be in our tossers free zone i will personally lead the mob to get him out of here.
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Now.. acu stop tossing around and get back to clean the place up... you can toss about quitting all you want but not when im around.. now get that duster

EDIT:
oh and btw dragon..we dont need our best players to get a result from norway.. better off getting the most vital players a rest to avoid injuries

and marco di vaio you say? would make a good 3rd attacker i guess.. so if he comes cheap id like to see him in another black/white jersey

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted March 03, 2004 09:55 PM

Spammer vs. Tosser!

Dingo vs. Sir Stiven!

Round one. FIGHT!
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Aculias
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posted March 04, 2004 03:46 AM

Heh it's a dead end crap job, of course I am going to whine hehe.
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Dingo
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posted March 04, 2004 04:18 AM

My SPAM would crush Stivens Tosses.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 04, 2004 05:13 AM

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My SPAM would crush Stivens Tosses.


What the hell does spam do anyway? It just sits there and doesn't go bad. At least tosses do something interesting.

And now for the worst pun ever....

I bet Stiven will toss Dingo straight out of the ring.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 04, 2004 07:25 AM

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I bet Stiven will toss Dingo straight out of the ring.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!







After that i bet he will toss u right out of this Tavern!
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted March 05, 2004 01:24 AM

Na we need his kind to stay in here so we can sound smart .
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted March 05, 2004 04:19 AM

I bet my SPAM will piss Stiven off so bad, that he would go crazy.


It could happen.
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted March 05, 2004 06:29 AM

Theres no bother LOL.
The way your talking now Dingo, Stiven already beat ya .
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 05, 2004 12:20 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 5 Mar 2004

Thing is dingo has about as much "beat" as an julio iglesias song

but he keeps coming with boring posts that destroys the place.

His posts are usually good for nothing as they are oneliners that makes no sense at all whatsoever.

So in an attempt to stop his boring spamming here we will start a contest called toss the spammer.

The rules are simple:
Each of you gets 3 tosses to make against dingo and they will be valued on a scale from 1-10. Then you will add your 3 results and get an end result. The two tossers with the highest result will face each other in a final. I will be the judge in this game.

Rules for the final will appear here once the finalists are choosen.


Now..lets go hunt us some dingo


EDIT: For those of you that think i am to harsh on the boring spammer..well... in sweden we have this saying "den som ger sig in i leken får leken tåla" which could be translated into "the one who enters the game must face the consequences of the game aswell). And once he started to make boring posts here aswell he entered that game.. now, he will just have to learn his lesson.

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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 05, 2004 04:16 PM

RSF leaves the tavern and returns a few minutes later with a bloodhound and a shotgun. The entire bar stops and stares at him.

RSF: "What? Sir_Stiven said we were hunting Dingo."
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted March 06, 2004 01:07 AM

Quote:
Thing is dingo has about as much "beat" as an julio iglesias song

Or as many showers as Inglesias had in a month time .
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 06, 2004 08:18 AM

Hey leave Dingo alone!










Im sure he would make a great pet, if we got him a leash, and one of those tic baths!
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Aculias
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posted March 06, 2004 09:32 AM

Maybe we can throw ya accross the bar & he will fetch ya & bring you back & well do it again .
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 06, 2004 10:19 PM

So we aren't really hunting Dingo? DAMN!

Oh we are supposed to toss him. Okay!

Brings Dingo outside to a catapult.

Okay Dingo. You ready to get tossed? This is definately gonna blow everyone elses tosses right out of the water.

RSF forces Dingo into the catapult and let's it go. Dingo flies into the air and lands on the ground a few hundred yards later. RSF chases after him to see what happens.

OOOOHHH! Dingo splattered all over the ground. And he's made of spam! Mmmmmmmmm! He's good too.
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted March 06, 2004 10:34 PM

*All the Dark SPAM starts to collect in one area.*

Hehehe, thats right.  I'm just like the T1000.


Long live the SPAM.
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted March 06, 2004 10:39 PM

Astalapasta, baby

BANG
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