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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 27 28 29 30 31 ... 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted March 23, 2004 02:17 AM

see...thats exactly the reason why youre still classified a spammer and not a tosser

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pandora
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posted March 23, 2004 02:26 AM

lol, i thought it was pretty funny

*pulls down shirt a bit to make sure belly-button is hidden!*

i found a smiley for you Stiven

i still haven't come up with a poem i like!!! drats.. if only i was that consis guy!

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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 24, 2004 03:01 PM

*puts dingo into a closet and locks it*

so there pan baby, now you can work on getting those clothes off again instead

as far as dingo is concerned...im sure he will do a aculias sooner or later and "come out".

Then they can get that closet for themselves, 3 problems solved at one time... cant get any better than that

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regnus_khan
regnus_khan


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posted March 24, 2004 03:04 PM

*puts an ugly, slimey toad in Dingo's underwear(if he has an )*

Yeah, this is revenge for ya', hehe... preacher of QPs
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 24, 2004 03:07 PM

dont get your hopes up...having acu and dingo locked up in the same closet will problably mean that his underwear is already...hmmm...out of place

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regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 03:10 PM
Edited By: regnus_khan on 24 Mar 2004

darn... do I have to?

Nah.... I will put the toad into Stiven's underwear

*tries to catch Stiven like a psycho*

I got an illustration of me trying to get Stiven:        
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hamsi128
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tosser tavern owner
posted March 24, 2004 08:40 PM

i ll call sheriff LOL... peOple Really Get crazY...
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regnus_khan
regnus_khan


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posted March 24, 2004 08:43 PM

*Runs away from the toss tavern, but gets back to throw another slimy toad at the face of hamsi*

hamsi... i'm a psycho, you know, but do you have anything to drink. Maybe toss-the-psycho-regnus-cola? Would be nice.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 24, 2004 08:44 PM

you aint getting no drink name foo, you go and have a date with djive, HC:s toad queen instead. Im sure you would make a great couple

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regnus_khan
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posted March 24, 2004 08:46 PM

maybe, but what about you and hamsi? bartender and a barman
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 24, 2004 11:48 PM

looks like we will need a bouncer here soon, any applications?

now we could always use aculias doing his pink thong dance but the problem is that it would reduce our customers by about 100%

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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 25, 2004 04:33 AM

I don't think it would get rid of all customers. We'd still have Dingo, you don't even have to pay him to do that.

See! Look!



Besides we don't really need a bouncer. I think Dingo's stomach does enough bouncing as it is.
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regnus_khan
regnus_khan


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posted March 25, 2004 06:23 AM

hm... that is almost the same as Dingo I always thought was.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 25, 2004 06:32 AM

If you ask me pecu is the perfect bouncer, just get him to chase Rengus naked! Maybe rengus might enjoy that though...
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Aculias
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posted March 25, 2004 07:55 AM

for one if you want to create a poem, make one from the heart instead of copying someone elses poems.

For two, Why Stiven, WHY do you always have DIngo go in your secondary office 3 times a day for 15,20 minutes each day?

Last but certainly not least.
(Looking at Pandora) MAGIC ARROW

**RUNS AWAY**
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regnus_khan
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posted March 25, 2004 02:51 PM

Last person to Toss: Aculias

how's that belly dance with that "beefy guy"?

sorry, but I always thought it's you doing aerobics?

I guess not... but, maybe?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 25, 2004 04:30 PM

aculias, regnus and dingo... sorry for all the harsh words, at weekend you will get free beer if we can put you 3 in a cage.

*puts up sign after agreement
"THIS WEEKEND:
HC Freak Show... come see the 3 weirdos in a cage!

oh and btw, DO NOT feed the animals"


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regnus_khan
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posted March 25, 2004 07:13 PM

regnus escapes, locks stiven into the cage and changes the sign. It now says:

"Cage is full! Watch Stiven, Dingo and Acu doing "Acu Aerobics with the Beefy Man"!




*no offence*
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hamsi128
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tosser tavern owner
posted March 25, 2004 07:51 PM

maybe i must change name of my place.. tavern became more of kindergarden playing ''ima adult- ima bodybuilder and will get driving licence for chicks in 5 years'' game lol...

kids tavern hehe... new special from your lovely tavern owner.... free milk for under 18's
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regnus_khan
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posted March 25, 2004 08:18 PM

milk?

where's the cow?

hmm... sorry, the toss- or tossed-cow?

and what will be the name of these drinks?

here are a list of my offered:

toss-the-cow milk - $2
toss-cow milk - $2
tossed-cow milk - $1
tossmilk of toss-cows - $2
toss-milkshake - $3
toss-shake - $3
bloody toss-milk - $10
toss-milk tequila - $12


and the special:

toss-the-regnus's-cow shake - $60!

It includes:

one piece of toss-cows nails
one bottle of milk
one spoon of each drink listed above
one hamsi's fingernail
one spoon of spit
my permission


u will nees a mixer, a glass and a hamsi's spoon. put everything in one (carfully, may cause an explosion) and mix them three times counter-clockwise (or it will make an awful smell). Then ask me to come. I will invite my cow in, let hamsi to get the milk of her and then finish the shake. Have fun tasting it  
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