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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 ... 31 32 33 34 35 ... 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Lord_Woock
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posted March 31, 2004 11:19 PM


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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 01, 2004 12:24 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 31 Mar 2004

Quote:

hmmm my young padawan tosser powerful in the art of toss starting to get

But he is 100% correct in what his saying.

These are facts:

* there are plenty of spam here which is bader for the community who get left out.
* The link was directed to me
* having to quit internet or click through 150 (funny) popups isnt life threatning.
* This is a tossing freezone, we dont want much mod interference..especially not stupid one.
* When i requested deletion of spam here my request was ignored several times, that was as many serious requests as it were here (1 person).


So now, apologize to DS and ask him politely to re make his link. And apologize to me for removing the link which was made for meee

If you do not, the tossing council will appoint a proper tosspenalty for you


Unfortunately Sir_Stiven I don't think you realize how hard it is to clean a thread like this without pissing people off. I think cleaning the thread would only lead to the accidental deletion of a toss.


Well, everyone. I think we've found the worst attempt at a toss ever. Yes, even worse than mine. Just look up about 1 post and you will see the this guy bringing his own mother into the tavern. I mean who brings their mother into the tavern? When Sir_Stiven said to get some girls in here, I don't think that's what he had in mind.

Edit: I can't count.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted April 01, 2004 02:54 AM

Hey Stiven...

So does that mean i have passed all of those tasks?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 01, 2004 07:08 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Apr 2004

MadtheguythatusesthesamejokeeverytimehepostsMartigan...What's up? Want a tossbeer?
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KittenAngel
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posted April 01, 2004 07:29 AM

Like I said I had 3 Ims complaining that the link froze there computers and crashed them, I had no choice but to remove it. As far as the link in concerned, I have no idea why I said to have it stay, it is in direct viloation with the CoC, so sue me for not being modly there I am only a dumb cat ya know

@ Mad, I love you baby
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Aculias
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posted April 01, 2004 07:38 AM

You cant even toss a tennis Ball Redsoxfan.
Tossing in here may be sort of a challenge.
Especially since you came from can of a spam.
Redemption you foish foo, you want to leave behind your spamming ways to be a tosser.
I dont think you can do it.
Especially since you watch guys dancing all the time .

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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 01, 2004 01:41 PM

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Like I said I had 3 Ims complaining that the link froze there computers and crashed them, I had no choice but to remove it. As far as the link in concerned, I have no idea why I said to have it stay, it is in direct viloation with the CoC, so sue me for not being modly there I am only a dumb cat ya know

cool, so whenever i want something in the future ill just get 3 people to IM you and you would have no choice then too do it?

Now thats a funny rule, ive never seen that one in the CoC... i must have missed it thinking that you mods would use your own head making calls here instead of someone elses

on the good side, all i need is 2 more members to IM you to recommend your resignation and off you go


Seriously now kitten, your just making yourself looking more and more stupid with these lame "not me to blame" attemps because people have seen em before and gotten fed up with em.

Take responsibility for your actions now instead and apologize.. that way the high tosser council might spare your soul


@RSF, i can understand that it isnt easy. But you cant aim to please everyone as a leader (mod) anyway, just be fair. Thats most important, then the people will start to respect you for that instead of seeing you as the guy who tries to please everyone.

@acu: you toss alot for given upp tossing hehe..keep it up, just dont forget to clean the bardisk while doing it

@pan: get that top off alrdy

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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 01, 2004 01:45 PM

oh and DS, we will see how this situation you will handle. You must learn the force how to use, then and only then a mighty tosser you can become.

Now my young padawan tosser, keep your head alert and your spirit high and off tossing you go!

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted April 01, 2004 02:00 PM

Can you stop talking like that you FOO! Ever heard of the 'edit post' button. That way you dont have to make 2 repies in a row!

I feel good, bring me a beer stiven!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 01, 2004 04:16 PM

*picks up his lightsabre from the bardisk*

*makes some classy moves and slices DS pants into pieces*

"too much attitude you are starting get, and besides like yoda i like to talk"

Now, get a new pair of pants on before dingo or aculias sees you... otherwise we will never get some children with hot mothers to this place


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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 01, 2004 04:17 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Apr 2004

Quote:

You cant even toss a tennis Ball Redsoxfan.
Tossing in here may be sort of a challenge.


I'm sorry my tosses are too sophisticated for you to understand.

Quote:

Especially since you came from can of a spam.

....rambles on... throws in a lame toss...

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Hmmm... This last part kinda reminds me of spam... and wait... didn't you call me a spammer...

Edit:

Quote:

@RSF, i can understand that it isnt easy. But you cant aim to please everyone as a leader (mod) anyway, just be fair. Thats most important, then the people will start to respect you for that instead of seeing you as the guy who tries to please everyone.


Who am I trying to please? If you are referring to my taking back the penalty from Martigan, then it's because several people told me that it was harsh. Plus I think I was in a bad mood that day, so I removed it.
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madmartigan
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posted April 01, 2004 04:34 PM
Edited By: madmartigan on 1 Apr 2004

Quote:
MadtheguythatusesthesamejokeeverytimehepostsMartigan...What's up? Want a tossbeer?


redsoxwhodeepdowninsidewantstobeatosserbutjustcantbecauseheiscluelessfanwhoclaimsthatIusethesamejokeeverytimeIpostfan3, I might let you buy me a beer if post a quality toss, which, it seems, is never going to happen. All that I have seen so far is childish and unsuccesful attempts to create a simple toss ->

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I'm sorry my tosses are too sophisticated for you to understand.
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@ Mad, I love you baby  


Love me two times girl
Love me twice todaaaaay


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@pan: get that top off alrdy  


Stiven for president !!!!!


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Can you stop talking like that you FOO!  Ever heard of the 'edit post' button. That way you dont have to make 2 repies in a row!

I feel good, bring me a beer stiven!


Man, this boy is learning really quick. I will pay for whatever he drinks tonight.

poster's note: gees, I had never used so much bb codes in a single post
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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 01, 2004 04:52 PM

ya the force is strong within that boy i sense, but know his place he must

@RSF:
Quote:
Unfortunately Sir_Stiven I don't think you realize how hard it is to clean a thread like this without pissing people off. I think cleaning the thread would only lead to the accidental deletion of a toss.

This would be the place where you try to please.

But enough of this, we need to settle up a strategy plan for
1) get some hot girls in here
2) Get the hot girl we got here up on a table dancing..without her top
3) Set up a nice april joke so we can get rid of dingo and kitten once and for all.

Since we only have a shot at 3 today i would like to see some ideas how to fool kitten&dingo out of this place never to return.. anyone who has any suggestions?

best suggestion is rewarded with 2litres of toss beer, so lemme see some tossing

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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 01, 2004 04:53 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Apr 2004

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bah this one is empty already. Me needs another toss-beer.

And you tosslings, this aint the IwannatouchyourbuttnoIwannaseeyourbuttgaytavern. Go play your gayme somewhere else.

And I assume you already know where to put your "you mistyped game" remarks.


Well anyway. This kinda reminds me of the same old joke as I saw earlier. Again with the boring ImjustgonnaputrandomwordsinhereandmakeitareallylongmadeupwordcauseIthinkitsfunnyandImakepeoplescrolltothesidewhichisreallyannoyingandthejokesworkedinthepastsoIhavetodoiteverysingletimeandthenIusethesametossinthenextpostafterthatcauseIdontknowhowtodoanythingelseandthespacebarbrokecausethingsgotoutofcontrolwhileIwasdownloadingpornandsonowImakelamejokesaboutBBcodescauseImtooboringtocomeupwithanythinginteresting tosses.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 01, 2004 04:59 PM

ok enuff with the scrolling, settle this like men instead.. meaning

Have a drinking contest (tossbeer) (first one to throw up loses... though if you throw up on dingo or aculias you get sympathy points)

or...

get your girlfriend/hot sister to battle for your cause in a mud fight

(i vote for option #2)

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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 01, 2004 05:03 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Apr 2004

I will give a QP to Dingo if he never posts in here again.

Kitten will get a QP too, but she'll have to resign as a mod to get it.
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madmartigan
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posted April 01, 2004 05:04 PM

Dear Mr. redsoxwhodeepdowninsidewantstobeatosserbutjustcantbecauseheiscluelesswhoclaimsthatIusethesamejokeeverytimeIpostandwhothinksthatIforgotwherethespacebarisandwhothinksthattypingwithoutpressingspacebaristossingandwhothinksthatheccreatewaylongernicknamesformeandisobviouslyworngbecuztypingwithoutpressingthespacebardoesnothinggoodbutonlymakesthefifteeninchesandsmallermonitorownerstousethescrollrightoptionmoreoftenandwhoisunawarethathecannotputinherefullesentencesbutphrasesthatcreateanickforanooblikehimselfwhoprovesthathereallyiscluelessfan3, you are obviouslymistaken about me. And I now understand why it took you so long to respond
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 01, 2004 05:09 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 1 Apr 2004

RSF's post

Quote:

Well anyway. This kinda reminds me of the same old joke as I saw earlier. Again with the boring ImjustgonnaputrandomwordsinhereandmakeitareallylongmadeupwordcauseIthinkitsfunnyandImakepeoplescrolltothesidewhichisreallyannoyingandthejokesworkedinthepastsoIhavetodoiteverysingletimeandthenIusethesametossinthenextpostafterthatcauseIdontknowhowtodoanythingelseandthespacebarbrokecausethingsgotoutofcontrolwhileIwasdownloadingpornandsonowImakelamejokesaboutBBcodescauseImtooboringtocomeupwithanythinginteresting tosses.



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Dear Mr. redsoxwhodeepdowninsidewantstobeatosserbutjustcantbecauseheiscluelesswhoclaimsthatIusethesamejokeeverytimeIpostandwhothinksthatIforgotwherethespacebarisandwhothinksthattypingwithoutpressingspacebaristossingandwhothinksthatheccreatewaylongernicknamesformeandisobviouslyworngbecuztypingwithoutpressingthespacebardoesnothinggoodbutonlymakesthefifteeninchesandsmallermonitorownerstousethescrollrightoptionmoreoftenandwhoisunawarethathecannotputinherefullesentencesbutphrasesthatcreateanickforanooblikehimselfwhoprovesthathereallyiscluelessfan3, you are obviouslymistaken about me. And I now understand why it took you so long to respond


Damnit yours was longer...

Yeah... well mine just takes some time to get warmed up.
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madmartigan
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posted April 01, 2004 05:43 PM

wtf is MadMartigan anyways?
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hamsi128
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posted April 01, 2004 05:58 PM

val kilmer is gaaaay
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