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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 ... 34 35 36 37 38 ... 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
madmartigan
madmartigan


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who will never walk alone
posted April 04, 2004 07:01 PM

Hey Stiven will you bring our best table dancer a tossquila swimming in a tossbeer? We would not want to see her unhappy, would we?
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted April 04, 2004 07:35 PM

i wanna see that mudfight lol

awww come on pan baby, it isnt like you to go down without a fight? and no matter what you will always be my #1 tabledancer here (that and ive betted lots of cash on you in that mud fight so dont let me down now )

and i have put up no camera in our backroom, was thinking of putting one up in the ladies bathroom but then rumour said that dingo&aculias was the most frequent visitors there so...i decided not too

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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 04, 2004 08:38 PM

Pandora you got it all wrong but partially right hehe.
There is a hidden camera but i know where he hid it.
Even tho I doubt Dingo would know about it in his locker room where he changes his cloths
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hamsi128
hamsi128


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tosser tavern owner
posted April 04, 2004 09:50 PM

Quote:
Pandora you got it all wrong but partially right hehe.
There is a hidden camera but i know where he hid it.
Even tho I doubt Dingo would know about it in his locker room where he changes his cloths


stiveeen, gimme my club... pecu disturbed our dancergirls again


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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted April 05, 2004 12:37 AM

just a club? we have a great new chainsaw otherwise over there...

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted April 05, 2004 09:21 AM

I don't think physical torture will work too good on Aculias. Dingo has told me that Aculias is quite the masticator. I can only imagine how he found that one out...

...so anyway...

Long story short, perhaps mental torture would be a better idea, unless of course you plan on just flat out killing him.
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KittenAngel
KittenAngel


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posted April 05, 2004 09:41 AM

MWHAHAHAHAHAH the most awsomest way to tourture Aculias is to stand my sister in front of him butt nakked and then watch him cower and run MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted April 05, 2004 10:22 AM

Thats way more than i wanted to know!
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doomnezeu
doomnezeu


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Miaumiaumiau
posted April 05, 2004 11:06 AM

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MWHAHAHAHAHAH the most awsomest way to tourture Aculias is to stand my sister in front of him butt nakked and then watch him cower and run MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I like a good speed race, especially when it's a one man only kinda race, hehe
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted April 05, 2004 12:15 PM

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Thats way more than i wanted to know!

agreed.

You gotta think about that we might have younger visitors here aswell kitten, now you problably has brought them a nightmare for the upcomming months...

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted April 05, 2004 09:08 PM

Exactly. If you are going to make the off-color remark, make a double entendre or sexual innuendo, so that you can say whatever you want directly in front of them without them ever knowing.

Take for example my comment about Aculias being a masticator. Most people probably don't even have a clue what I'm talking about let alone a child understanding.

So remember, use those innuendos.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted April 05, 2004 09:09 PM

yeah because jokes are soo great when no one understands them...

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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 05, 2004 10:02 PM

Maybe I should explain what a masticator is so you people know what I'm talking about.

A masticator is also someone who takes pleasure in pain.
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Dingo
Dingo


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posted April 06, 2004 01:00 AM

Quote:
A masticator is also someone who takes pleasure in pain.


I learned something new today!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted April 06, 2004 01:05 AM

now i understand that that must be a very special occation for you, but we dont want to hear about it

we dont want your boring spam here, do it again and we will put a purple drink in your pants and let acu and regnus run free

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted April 06, 2004 01:42 AM

LMAO!

Now now, dont you think thats going a little bit to far? That could cause perminent metal damage
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 06, 2004 03:59 AM

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That could cause perminent metal damage


Yeah good point, DS. Dingo is definitely made of metal. I guess I should reveal that Dingo is a robot. Yep he is and that purple drink with definitely corrode his circuit boards.

For those of you who are inept and didn't already know about this, I've got one question. Did you really think an actual human being could be THAT boring?

But please don't pick on Dingo. Be nice to him. Robots need some lovin, too. Just not anything that involves Aculias, Regnus, and a purple drink.
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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Back again
posted April 06, 2004 04:04 AM

Why does everyone pick on Dingo?
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doomfreak
doomfreak


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The Crispinator
posted April 06, 2004 04:07 AM

Maybe everyone picks on Dingo because this is the Tossers Tavern, not the Spammers Tavern?
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted April 06, 2004 04:13 AM

Ummm... Good target? But hey, everyone in here gets tossed at one time or another. I'm tossed constantly about how I'm a mod that's a wannabe tosser. From what I've seen I'd say we toss pretty much everyone equally, however tosses towards Dingo are more emphasized cause he comes in and spams instead of tosses.

Basically there is an unwritten rule.

If you post in here, you subject yourself to being tossed. The tosser does not take offense but realizes that it's nothing personal and is all in good fun.
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