Heroes of Might and Magic Community
visiting hero! Register | Today's Posts | Games | Search! | FAQ/Rules | AvatarList | MemberList | Profile


Age of Heroes Headlines:  
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
6 Aug 2016: Troubled Heroes VII Expansion Release - read more
26 Apr 2016: Heroes VII XPack - Trial by Fire - Coming out in June! - read more
17 Apr 2016: Global Alternative Creatures MOD for H7 after 1.8 Patch! - read more
7 Mar 2016: Romero launches a Piano Sonata Album Kickstarter! - read more
19 Feb 2016: Heroes 5.5 RC6, Heroes VII patch 1.7 are out! - read more
13 Jan 2016: Horn of the Abyss 1.4 Available for Download! - read more
17 Dec 2015: Heroes 5.5 update, 1.6 out for H7 - read more
23 Nov 2015: H7 1.4 & 1.5 patches Released - read more
31 Oct 2015: First H7 patches are out, End of DoC development - read more
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
[X] Remove Ads
LOGIN:     Username:     Password:         [ Register ]
HOMM1: info forum | HOMM2: info forum | HOMM3: info mods forum | HOMM4: info CTG forum | HOMM5: info mods forum | MMH6: wiki forum | MMH7: wiki forum
Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 ... 42 43 44 45 46 ... 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted April 21, 2004 03:38 PM

Quote:
If I'm bad its the clone, if I'm good it's me, and if i'm naughty - you be the judge

Why not have it bothways and get a threesome?

ya heard about they winning, thought about you when i read it hehe. Good thing though, now we should have a table dancer guaranteed for the next week or so aswell

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted April 21, 2004 08:51 PM

hmm, interesting idea Stefan... me, myself and i in a threesome... well i do know what i like...   /jk

there are lots of good things about cloning that i can think of. i can have clones do all the things i hate doing - while i do all the things i love doing

and i can be as bad as i wanna be - but just blame the clone...

however the main problem is what the clones are doing when i am unawares. everywhere i go now, people are giving me knowing glances, and smiling appreciatively... it's starting to freak me out

where's that guy with the test-tubes?? how many of me are there now?


____________
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted April 21, 2004 09:02 PM

I don't know. I just made one clone and gave it the ability to reproduce by means of binary fission. It depends on how much food is available for the clone.
____________
Perception is everything.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted April 21, 2004 09:05 PM

well that's a bit worrisome now isn't it...

i would think that in the future you would learn something from this - clone responsibly!

i suppose if the other me's behave themselves, you can be forgiven for this little slip up - just promise me you haven't cloned Acu! one of him is enough  lol

also, what kind of food do the clones like? cuz if it's spam we could all be in a world of trouble....


____________
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted April 21, 2004 09:20 PM

Well, ehh.... hmm... you see...

Clones that reproduce by binary fission will eat anything that is vaguely nutritious and energetic. And you won't believe how many kilojoules of energy are included in spam.

The good news is, being a proper scientist, I always study isolated cases of experiments. If I were to release two clones on the world at the same time, it would spoil the experiment. Therefore, there are only pandora-clones out there.

As for the number, as long as there is enough energetic nutrition, the population seems to double approximately every 250 minutes. Go figure.
____________
Perception is everything.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 21, 2004 11:58 PM

Whats even worst is that Stiven wanted me to be the third man in the threesome
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted April 22, 2004 12:57 AM

lol you keep your pandora clone fantasies to yourself acu, we dont wanna scare her away now when we finally have gotten her up on a table again

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 22, 2004 02:06 AM

Quote:
Whats even worst is that Stiven wanted me to be the third man in the threesome


Whoa...how many other men r there?
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 22, 2004 04:51 AM

Well seems your concerned, you can take my place I am sure Stiven will set that up /.
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 22, 2004 04:54 AM

LOL No thanks, I don't float down the same river you do Acu! U were the one said you'd be the 3rd man in the 3some...1 man + 1 man + Acu makes 3 Can't you do math Acu?
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 22, 2004 05:42 AM

No I said Stiven wanted me to be the third man, I didnt say i would be the rhird man you foo lol.
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 22, 2004 05:44 AM

Well u certainly didn't OBJECT either now did ya?
____________
When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
KittenAngel
KittenAngel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted April 22, 2004 05:55 AM

AWWWWWW Stiven I love you too honey bunny
____________
Never wear anything that panics
the cat.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted May 07, 2004 08:56 PM

HC is back... we can continue to toss
____________
quoting my post = bullet in your head

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted May 07, 2004 09:02 PM

i feel kinda bad about the whole HC being down thing, it seems the clones had way too much spam to feed off of and they caused the entire HC to crash.

there's a law against cloning for a reason i guess
____________
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted May 08, 2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

there's a law against cloning for a reason i guess


Of course. Don't you know the entire world is run by Val. He organized a worldwide mafia that controls all the countries in the world, so he could pass laws against cloning, so the server would never crash. Yeah that's why Val has been away so much. He keeps having to send in his mafia guys to kill those spammers. Dingo however has found ways to keep Val from killing him. Ways similar to what Cat used to call Modjobs.
____________
Go Red Sox!

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 08, 2004 08:00 AM

Here Pandy let me by you a beer.
Not to worry tho, well let SJ take care of those flyers, well that is if Tampa dont hurt them dirst .
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted May 08, 2004 03:44 PM

Thanks Acu... but I'm not ready to talk about that yet

*runs away crying*
____________
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted May 08, 2004 06:10 PM

hehe swedish team got Forsberg and Lidström now, playing USA in 2 hours.. will be fun

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 08, 2004 09:14 PM

Well at least take the beer you mad woman .
____________
Dreaming of a Better World

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Jump To: « Prev Thread . . . Next Thread » This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 ... 42 43 44 45 46 ... 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Post New Poll    Post New Topic    Post New Reply

Page compiled in 0.0556 seconds