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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443)
Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443) This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted April 22, 2003 10:47 PM

But there seemed to be no doctor in sight!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 22, 2003 11:09 PM

So the Dog attempted to cure them all himself.
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Slava14
Slava14


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I am 16 now....
posted April 23, 2003 12:14 AM

But he failed miserably, and instead of cure he casted the Armaggedon spell.

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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted April 23, 2003 12:28 AM

...and everyone within a 10 mile radius died...
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Valeriy
Valeriy

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Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted April 23, 2003 12:32 AM

except for a little black deliciously unsuspecting ...
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 23, 2003 01:14 AM

...a girl who came over and asked for some cheese.
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted April 23, 2003 03:20 AM

...who grew up to be the benevolent and strong-spirited young queen of a powerful kingdom...
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 23, 2003 06:43 AM

...until the kingdom is under attack from an invasion of warlike ogres trying to annex the kingdom for themselves.
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Slava14
Slava14


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I am 16 now....
posted April 23, 2003 08:25 AM

The ogres, however, seen no cheese in the kingdom, and decided not to attack, cause they don't need a cheeseless kingdom.

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gorman
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posted April 23, 2003 07:15 PM

The young queen was a great ruler and had to have her cheese. If the servents did not bring her any cheese, she would....
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted April 23, 2003 08:50 PM

...die...
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted April 23, 2003 08:59 PM

then they discovered that the cheese they had given their queen had been poisoned by an ogre lord Flaaoorl.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted April 23, 2003 09:16 PM

So she died a horrible slow death.  But everyone was happy in the end because the queen smelled horrible after eating all that cheese.  The only problem now was that the group of S.H.I.T. members that did not die in the armegeddon blast took over and foced everyone to eat cheese flavored chicken every tuesday and thursday for the rest of their lives.  On Monday, Wedsday, and Friday however, they were forced to eat choclate covered cherries...(enter evil music)dum dum dum...with the pits.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 24, 2003 12:15 AM

The supposedly "dead" queen was not quite dead however, the cheese she consumed in her life brought her back from the grave at the smell of that wonderful CHEESE!!!!!
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Nasty
Nasty


Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
posted April 24, 2003 12:24 AM

Then when she saw her people enjoying her death...she shouted releasing a poissonous cheese cloud that...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 24, 2003 12:29 AM

...made the gods puke huge, nasty gobs that landed on the village ppl.
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Nasty
Nasty


Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
posted April 24, 2003 12:43 AM

then the ppl started puking too...and they got ill from so much puking and poissonous cheese clouds...so with their last strenght they called for...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 24, 2003 04:04 AM

... a magical wizard named Sparky who can help cure the land of this foul illness. So Sparly stepped in, muttered a long arcane speech that lasted more than a minute, and soon got rid of the illness that was plauging the villagers and gods.

The villagers and gods soon thanked Sparky and then everything was normal again until...
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 24, 2003 04:48 PM

...the dead queen got angry and puked on him.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted April 24, 2003 05:55 PM

The S.H.I.T. members were appaled at all of this puking...and they loved it.  They began to capture the villagers and use them as tourturing tools on their enemies.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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- OhforfSake

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