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Nasty
Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
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posted May 06, 2003 12:24 AM |
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But a frindly rodent appeared and cast a spell called pamphlet snow a turned the flowers into treacherous rodents
who...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted May 06, 2003 12:35 AM |
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...that all immediately turned into cheese...
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This space for rent.
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Nasty
Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
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posted May 06, 2003 01:18 AM |
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so there where hundreds of cheese made rodents runnig wild...so...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 06, 2003 02:17 AM |
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The Cheese Rodents started gnawing on the cheese zombies who in turn ate the nasty rats. The Cheese Zombies grew fat and could not move for several days.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted May 06, 2003 03:39 AM |
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With the evil cheese zombies all fat and immovable, it was just the right time for life crusaders to cast a "Holy Shout" spell on those evil terrors. So the crusaders teamed themselves up, preparing for a mighty holy war.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 06, 2003 03:59 PM |
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But the Holy Shout didn't work since the target has to be 100% evil. These were 100% cheese. Cheese its good!  
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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I
Famous Hero
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posted May 06, 2003 07:08 PM |
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So zombies remained at their places thinking where can they find cheese.
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Yoghurt!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 06, 2003 07:50 PM |
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In an attempt to save the world, the god's turned all the grass into cheese flavored grass that made the zombies go CRAZY!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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I
Famous Hero
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posted May 06, 2003 10:23 PM |
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... and France has bankrupt and with North Korea and Iraq made an Alliance And The Cheese war has started....
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Yoghurt!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 06, 2003 10:51 PM |
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So the mighty U.S. looked down upon France. However they had sad puppy dog eyes so the U.S. gave them some government cheese.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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mandybug1982
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posted May 07, 2003 06:19 AM |
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But they refused to eat the government cheese, all shouting that it is not real cheese...
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Thank you and good night
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GrunanCross
Famous Hero
King of the Underdark
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posted May 07, 2003 06:30 AM |
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They said "Fool, you Americans know nothing about real cheese,Only about !CUTTING! the CHEESE!"....Then they said, "For that you will all die!"
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I
Famous Hero
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posted May 07, 2003 01:17 PM |
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...And then they've taken off their pants and gave a real nasty smell of stinking cheese that was magazined in their butts for long years...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 07, 2003 03:04 PM |
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With this the Zombies blew up and their remains melted into the ground. Plants and trees and everything else died from the horrific smell.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Medusa
Famous Hero
Yeah, right
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posted May 07, 2003 03:07 PM |
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...But then an elf called Elvin came and he was furious that the stink had destroyed nature. He decided to...
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Guardians Grove forum
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 07, 2003 07:15 PM |
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call what remaining tree hugger friends he had left and start planting.
[offtopic]
That's one thing I thought was so stupid about that winds of war campaign about the preserve town. The Hero is a total tree hugger. [/offtopic]
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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I
Famous Hero
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posted May 07, 2003 08:46 PM |
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....And So the once beautifull country was now full of Lembas trees....
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted May 07, 2003 10:13 PM |
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Then came the giant ogre Flaaoorl and started smacking elves and stuff around with his huge club.
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I
Famous Hero
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posted May 07, 2003 10:22 PM |
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted May 07, 2003 10:28 PM |
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Then the other ogres,Brash Brash and Mraeox came,since there was no more lembas for them and nothing else to smack around they decided they'll kick Flaaoorls arse and smack him around untill they find something to eat.
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