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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443)
Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443) This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 25, 2003 03:48 AM

But one villager escaped capture and went into a conservatory filled with griffins hoping that he would be safe in there.
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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 25, 2003 07:10 PM

But the griffins demanded that they get cheese for housing him there.
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted April 26, 2003 01:28 AM

...but when they realized that he couldn't get any, they viciously ripped him to shreds...
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


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Watcher of All
posted April 26, 2003 01:41 AM

...after which the angels in the conservatory ressurected him again, in exchange for...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 26, 2003 02:55 AM

Souls...they were really angels of the local death town, Happyville.
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 26, 2003 08:55 AM

Taking a griffin soul each with them, the angels of Happyville slowly reanimated each griffin whose soul was snatched into an undead griffin, to join their ranks when all of a sudden...
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 26, 2003 11:26 PM

A ludicrous undead Dwarf appeared and said...
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted April 27, 2003 07:45 AM

Why do they call it taking a dump when you aren't taking anything? They should call it leaving a dump.
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 27, 2003 08:37 AM

And then a hell bovine (from Diablo) approached and said "Moo Moo!" to the undead dwarf.
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I
I


Famous Hero
posted April 27, 2003 12:15 PM

He said: I guess hell milk would have much percents, wouldn't it?

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Nasty
Nasty


Known Hero
castor nebun si orb pe cinste
posted April 28, 2003 02:47 AM

And then the undead dwarf started milking the hell cow...but...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted April 28, 2003 06:56 AM

another hell bovine came, looked at the undead dwarf and said, "MOO MOO!" then...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 28, 2003 02:41 PM

The undead dwarf killed it...again and ate it for dinner.  He also had a nice frosty glass of hell milk.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 28, 2003 07:14 PM

And he ate that with some good ole cheese.
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted April 28, 2003 09:35 PM

...but the meat was poisoned so he died...
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 28, 2003 10:50 PM

The rmainder of Hell cows took his body to their master to be transformed into a demon of some sort.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted April 28, 2003 11:42 PM

A CHEESE craving demon!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 29, 2003 01:30 AM

The cheese zombie then went to the world of the living and stole everyone's cheese.  The S.H.I.T. members were put into a state of fear for they had never witnesed somthing so evil as this cheese zombie.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 29, 2003 03:37 PM

They gave it all the cheese they could in hopes that it would....
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I
I


Famous Hero
posted April 29, 2003 04:21 PM

fatten the zombie so It wouldn't be able to move...

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