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ironmlh
Known Hero
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posted July 21, 2001 07:09 AM |
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Ich denke, daß dieser Pfosten zu lang ist, so jetzt muß ich nur mehr Bier trinken, um zu helfen, die Schmerz zu erleichtern und spiele dann etwas hereoes oder möglicherweise beide. Beide ist er
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 21, 2001 10:07 AM |
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hey guys, anuf with speaking German here, ok?
This ain't bloody Amsterdam...
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Mystery
Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
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posted July 21, 2001 10:33 AM |
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Hmm....... bloody amsterdam.....
*Enters the bar*
So... Missed me huh? ...... No reponse ............ Eh, Ill better sit down *sits down on a chair in the corner* ..10 seconds later.... *chair breaks down and Mystery falls on the floor* Ah! Damn chair! I'll show ya! *Kicks the chair and it flies high over the bar, almost hitting Kuma and hits the shelves and breaks about 10 bottles* Oops.... *Hides in the corner and uses his dark skills to become invisible* ....10 minutes later... *gets up and comes to the bar* Eh! Barmaid, barmaid! Gimme some bottle o' vodka, eh? *puts some gold on the bar*, meanwhile, while waiting for my bootle, I announce: "Mystery's fake ID's sales office will be opened tomorrow next to the tavern, have fun!" *cough* 
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D3@th t0 Fals3 m3Tal!
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MidnightWraith
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 21, 2001 03:35 PM |
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fright & flight
*ghostly wraith having sobered up to the sound of flying chairs and smashing bottles (as if being UNDEAD is not enuf of a sobering thought already), wafts up from seat, and continues upwards leaving behind an empty glass and stool, as observed by dazed darxion who hugs the corner table like an old friend, and gazes at the rising apparition dully*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh" screams Zud
*the dark wraith roze through the floor scaring the life out of poor Zud whilst trying to impress the 2 girls in phantoms house of fun upstairs with his swedish massage techniques. Meanwhile the thinking man's bouncer Sha_men contemplates the scream and decides that when the scream ends, it is no longer in existance so requires no action on his behalf. Noone in the bar notices the wraith leave via the wall as they are all curious of the cause of the yelling upstairs.*
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 21, 2001 04:05 PM |
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Clears his head...
Happens to notice Midnight Wraith flying through the wall but knows that there is no thing he could do about it.
Mystery...
You know, it's nice to know that you have such office beside the tavern. But be sure it's there tomorrow...There are always strange things happening at night...
And next time Mystery you want that there is broken something here, talk to me first. I can so some techniques how to break your own property like your jaw or something and you don't have to break anything here...
And now get **** out of here or calm down and drink.
That's why this place his here anyway.
*Looks big, bad, ugly and stu...no..clever*
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 21, 2001 04:19 PM |
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It Is Time.....
<sees a blur rise through the cieling.....thinking of those pink elephants he used to see.....it must be time.....glad to not be able to see up the blur's cloak....almost vomits.....time to go to bathroom>
Mfmmfm......mfmfmmmf <----holds it down, stops thinking...
<goes into bathroom to settle queasiness and use the facilities.....moves into stall.....removes cloak and asundries....casts Hide Items spell on belongings>
Wahoooooooooooooooo!!!!!
<runs out the bathroom door....NAKED....by the bar, grabbing a bottle of Jaeger and dropping some gold in one move......chugs on the bottle while running out the front door before shae can catch him ---- bare, drink, and run....oh, what fun!> 
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 21, 2001 08:45 PM |
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decides to go to another bar cuz they only serve him imaginary drinks
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 21, 2001 11:22 PM |
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Hey, Sie werden alle ihre Kunden verlieren, wenn Sie behalten, imaginären Getränken zu dienen..
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Mystery
Famous Hero
Hatebreeder
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posted July 22, 2001 06:03 AM |
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English plz. 
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D3@th t0 Fals3 m3Tal!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 22, 2001 09:51 AM |
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No more imaginairy drinks
Bring out the bottles and the barrels, no more chemical stuff in here.
*serving all drinks and yelling upstairs: "Hey Zud, when ur ready there, I'd like Shae back here" *
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 22, 2001 11:12 AM |
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Looking decided ruffled, Shae returns to duty. She has a wry smile on her face....
I knew he wasn't all talk!
*smile*
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Death
Known Hero
LEGEND OF HELL
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posted July 22, 2001 11:12 AM |
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GGGGRRRR
Murthy hor auf mit diesem scheis Deutsch!!! 
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RUN IF YOU CAN!!!
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 22, 2001 02:06 PM |
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Miss anything.......
<slips back into bar through back door....heads straight to bathroom, casts Unhide Items....puts stuff back on>
That was good.......kinda ghostlike (or was that wraithlike )! <-----thinking of other things he can get away with since no one took notice
<speaking of not noticing: looks down, pulling trousers out....yep, still there....now is perplexed>
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......perhaps all the women were busy <---talking to himself again.
Kuma? Coffee with Jaeger, please?! <---plunks down gold in only lighted spot on table
<goes back to thinking, watching, waiting, plotting>
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Rychenroller
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 23, 2001 06:20 AM |
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Kuma
Can we get some cable TV? maybe turn it into a half sports bar? Ineed to watch the greatest sport on earth. Australian Rules Football. Nah dont worry about the sports bar thing, the TV will be fine tho.
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Myctteakyshd
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 23, 2001 11:43 AM |
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Well.. How about a pool-table?
Or is that to dangerous, because of possible bar-fights?
(Midnight Wraith and those German guys)??
B.T.W. Shae, can I have another beer???
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 23, 2001 12:33 PM |
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TV? Pool Table?
What are these thing? Some sort of magics that are not known? If so, I will be heading to the local armory to pick up this magic weapon I have heard of that is referred to as an Uzi! <----for defense only, of course.
In the least, could we have a simple music ensemble to play some tunes, Kuma???
<slinks further back into his corner to avoid any glares....plotting, planning, waiting, thinking>
Oh, and where is that coffee and Jaeger I asked for? Please! <----notices bottle is empty and gold still sits in only lighted spot on table.
<looks up to avoid Kuma's glare....notices strange "hole" in cieling....perhaps an illusion?...naked bodies writhing, people moaning....yet fall not they through the floor>
So this is how the "peep" show got started <----says to no one in particular.
<forgets about drink for the moment.....as long as he doesn't have to see under the wraith's cloak! Uh, oh...the nausea returns.....tries to concentrate on the new see-through ceiling>
LOL
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Ichon
Responsible
Famous Hero
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posted July 23, 2001 01:47 PM |
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Biere
Deutschland ist daß vaterland fur biere- was besser uber zu sprechen? Nur Heroes, aber nicht möglicherweise zu lange als Pfosten.
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ugene_de_mue...
Adventuring Hero
Romanii ca brazii
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posted July 23, 2001 02:24 PM |
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Hey, Phantom, do you think you can convince one of your girls upstairs to kiss me? 'Cause I am sure that I actually am a Beautiful Blond Prince...so can you help me? I am sick of being green...
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Give me one year and I'll teach your horse to speak
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 23, 2001 07:29 PM |
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walks back into bar
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 24, 2001 12:33 AM |
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sports bar? Go to Lineker's across the road...
Darts could be good, could hang them on the walls, to cover all the "I was here" signs from Cheesus and maybe hit MW on his way in....
*serving drinks. Looking at the youngster: "Hey little man, what u doing here?*
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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