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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 21 22 23 24 25 ... 30 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
Titan_888
Titan_888


Known Hero
Wind of Change
posted September 07, 2001 11:45 AM

<----- The real Titan enters

drops 5 gold piece on desk.. please serve a beer to Larry... i think he need it lmao
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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted September 07, 2001 12:05 PM

... Great idea, 2 places to tell your stories...



Kuma: Ik blijf gewoon hier! (transl: I'm staying here!)
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Qu_Purple
Qu_Purple


Hired Hero
posted September 07, 2001 12:58 PM

whispers to Shae *tx for the stolli...ahhh just what I needed*

So Kuma tell us about the redhead...
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Pandora
Pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted September 07, 2001 05:49 PM

*opens the door a crack and peeks in*

Hmm... it looks safe enough...HEY! Where's my bodyguard??!!!


*Runs away*

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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted September 07, 2001 05:49 PM

my redhead....

Peoples peoples peoples....
I think the old man is finally in love.

We have a date again tonite and something tells me this could be 'the one.'

I know everybody who's in love thinks he/she found the one; and after two weeks u find out it s*cks (or doesn't s*ck at all, which is even worse)

But to be honest and a little sentimental here: this girl makes me 'believe' again. And it's wonderful; I can tell u that.

She makes me fly and I feel like I have an unlimited DD and I don't need adv earth with my Town Portal, cause there is/should be only one home.


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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.

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Titan_888
Titan_888


Known Hero
Wind of Change
posted September 07, 2001 05:56 PM
Edited By: Titan_888 on 7 Sep 2001

wow kuma Let me be the first to buy you and you "Red head" a beer ... FREE BEERS TO ALL

and Kuma i hope you have manapoints enough to keep flyin

Titan_888
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted September 07, 2001 05:59 PM

Quote:

and Kuma i hope you have manapoints enough to keep

Titan_888


Exp intelligence and mana vortex.
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UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
posted September 08, 2001 01:31 AM

No punchline here, for once

Kuma, I wish you the best, and hope it works out the way you dream.
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Still
Still


Famous Hero
Your Ultimate Slayer
posted September 08, 2001 08:50 AM

*Still opened the door and wondering*
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted September 08, 2001 09:12 AM

Kuma are you for real or just having everyone on?

LOL if it is for real, allow me to offer a few words of encouragement:

The red head is a control freak who wants to have a million babies with you, but not through lovemaking. Only through artificial insemination. She will only ever kiss you on the cheek in public and after a few years, she won't even do that anymore. She does suck, but I reckon you might complain about her teeth after a while. You will have to work 17 hour days just to support her Jewellry habit and spend the last 7 hours of the day working in McDonalds to feed you brood of red headed, hot tempered children. Over time, you will need Viagra and you will change your name to Al Bundy, lose all your hair and have ONE son whom you will kindly call Bud (after choof bud or beer Bud I don't know). You will drive the same heap of junk for the rest of your married, miserable life and will die without a will. Even if you did have a will, you'd have nothing to give to anyone except your Internet Tavern and that's only worth 2 bob anyways....

*passes 2 dollars to Kuma*

Apart from that I hope you sincerely have a fantastic and wonderful life! May love bless you Kuma!

LMAO!

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Titan_888
Titan_888


Known Hero
Wind of Change
posted September 08, 2001 03:15 PM

LMAO shae   hehe what is wrong with al Bundy... he is cool
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Preserver
Preserver


Promising
Famous Hero
Elemental Druid
posted September 08, 2001 09:49 PM

Aaah! Saturday night but no party around... then i'll go for Kuma's Tavern...

*opening the door*

Anyone in here? Hello! (of course the dendroids still are here) what about some humans for poker and beer?

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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted September 09, 2001 01:56 AM

Poker and beer?

Woohoo! At last someone who knows how to party!

LOL Preserver.

Just give me a beer and tell me who I have to poke...

*smile*



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titan
titan


Known Hero
posted September 09, 2001 05:13 AM

Free drinks for every1 !!!!!!!
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attila
attila


Known Hero
Young Warrior
posted September 09, 2001 05:19 AM

Do you serve 7-up. For people under 21.  If no age limit give me a damn beer thanks
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titan
titan


Known Hero
posted September 09, 2001 05:26 AM

ehhhhhmmm..

And Kuma do u have "bitterballen" ??

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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted September 09, 2001 08:46 AM

Bitterballen r on the house tonite

Shae, thankx for ur advice. LOL LOL LOL
Like all reds she is a control-freak indeed. But aren't all women?
Kiss on the cheek in public? I was allowed to quickly shake her hand...

But it sure looks like this is for real.
Man, the age and the world around me got me worried, but life smiles at me and I'm smiling back.

Oh yeah and another great thing: I bought a new car: Audi A4. It's a '96-er wif almost 100.000 km's, but it sure is a cool car. AND... it has airco.

Now lets greet and serve the (new) costumers here.
Attila, This is a Dutch tavern here.
Meaning Age limit for drinking is 14 and don't get scared if the barman tends to be a bit rude.


BTW Tuesday I'm going on a short holiday (again): diving in Sharm el Sheikh for 8 days; u guys be good and listen to Shae, ok?




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attila
attila


Known Hero
Young Warrior
posted September 09, 2001 06:41 PM

Good i pass by a year.  I need to be dutch so i can drink and not get in trouble
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Viper
Viper


Known Hero
Lord of Black Magic
posted September 09, 2001 08:14 PM

Beer and poker? You can count on me!

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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted September 10, 2001 01:54 AM

Kuma: congrats!!!

--Picking a bitterbal-- Ouch, these things are hot

Pfhew... Red Heads and bitterballen: Quick, gimme something to cool off, preferably beer!!!
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