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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 19, 2001 01:37 AM |
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I can live with your teeth...
As long as you don't use them to chew anything...
I vote totally against the gold register...
It takes away the whole idea of giving Shae the gold...
And BTW next time try not to put alcohol into my drink waitress. I want my head to be clear as the blue sky when I go down to business...I mean up...or is it down?...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Melissa_X
Adventuring Hero
Tiffany Taylor
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posted July 19, 2001 09:21 AM |
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what a strange topic
I just came in for a scotch on the rocks but now i want a good view of shae and zud when they get hot and heavy upstairs!!!
blubbxxoxxxxooo
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 19, 2001 09:23 AM |
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peoples, peoples, peoples....
This is a respectable establishment: no chewing on male parts and no going down on waitresses here 
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted July 19, 2001 10:31 AM |
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to many rules in here
He kuma, it might be a good idea to post a list of rules.
I´m confused what i can and can not do.
I can´t sign ´i was here´ on the table, but isn´t that what is normal?
I won´t do it again Kuma, please forgive me.
*Signing the table*
I will be back
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted July 19, 2001 10:38 AM |
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and maybe
Also a list of imployees needed? I need me a job man, and this place seems to be running ok. I finished high-school.
Let me know if you need anybody.
*signes the wall*
You´re with me, or you´re against me.
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 19, 2001 10:40 AM |
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need a beer
Hi folks...
A beer for the thirsty minotaur plz (do u have Kilkenny?)... had to travel alot today - damn logistic special
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 19, 2001 11:17 AM |
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LOL Mel!
Would anyone else care to join us?
*wink*
Look after the bar will you Kuma....
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 19, 2001 11:59 AM |
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Early in the morning.......
<Still sitting in the corner after all these hours....bottle of Jaeger almost empty...eyes blurred with streaks of red...contemplating....sleeping (hand on sword)....drinking....wonderin' if anyone notices.....wonderin' if anyone cares>
<Puts a few gold pieces in the only spot of light on the table.....waiting to see what the gold will bring, be it another bottle or ??? (actually hoping for some bacon, sausage, eggs, and waffles - with cherry on top - mmmmmmmm)>
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Defreni
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 19, 2001 03:00 PM |
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Hmmmmm....
Well Shae, I would gladly join in, if Mellisa is up for it aswell 
OUCH.
Damn I forgot I dragged my ex in here aswell, shes still a bit jealous 
*Turns to Kuma and ask if he cant employ Cheesus as bouncer, as ex (Name unknown) is an accomplished Thai-boxer*
Pyhhh, luckily she aint into green thingies, ups I mean grean godesses.
U look like a regular Carlsberg today Shae Thx Phantom for convincing Kuma to serve a good danish beer in this joint.
Damn, I must still be drunk from yesterday, sorry I didnt show up guys, but u know how it is. 10 beers and all the blood flows to the head. Yes Shae...... That head
Ouch Im getting dizzy from that Stoli, seems like I cant handle my liqour today.
Defreni
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 19, 2001 05:47 PM |
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*serving Jaeger, Kilkennies, Scothes and putting up "Hiring staff now. No Dutch staff; they drink too much" on the wall.
Hey Mel, aren't u a respectable married woman now?? Why watching other people? tsk tsk tsk....
And Zud.... Stop hitting on the staff here; strictly forbidden!
*Kuma leans over to Mel: "Hey there, how about committing ur first sin as a married woman?
Zud taps Kuma on shoulder: "ahum.... and what about this?" *
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 19, 2001 06:13 PM |
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New bouncer or advisor...
If you are looking for bouncer or advisor,
I'm at your service, Kuma.
As I know some martial arts I could come up handy. I never lose my patience with customer and I'm great bouncer as I never smile. I'm like a soldier on the guard. I don't ver drink so you don't need another bouncer to put me out when I'm drunk. Shae is perfect waitress as he always smiles at the end...What ever he was doing.
If you want me as advisor I could keep the economics and other stuff running smoothly. I could be the gold register and they those coins from Shaes pockets if he can't reach them...*Grin*
I also know some cool illusion spells like summon bouncer. People usually somehow calm down when they happen to notice the 9 and half foot Troll standing beside them...
This was just a thought...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 19, 2001 06:47 PM |
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U know the summon Bouncer-spell? U have expert Air wif that?
In that case ur hired.
1st thing to do: make that damn Wraith come through the door, instead of the walls.
2nd thing: stop that Cheesus-dude from writing all over the walls.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted July 19, 2001 07:05 PM |
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Back to my corner.......
<notices gold is gone and a new bottle of Jaeger sits in its place.....opens it up and takes an extra large swig>
Ahhhhhh.....that hits the spot after all the talk of H&R! <saying it out loud, hopeing not to be heard>
Thanks for the bottle, Kuma!
<slides back into corner to drink and contemplate - watching out for those magik bouncers>
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Zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted July 19, 2001 07:32 PM |
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Whoo Hoo,
Shae grab Mel and come on upstairs, If we arn't back in a week Kuma might need to call 911
and althought appreciated, when I ask for a dirty martini, shae isnt supposed to whisper that in my ear hehe, btw why do these olives look like eyeballs?
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Winner or Whiner?
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Phantom1500
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 19, 2001 07:51 PM |
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Kuma, I understand that you opened this place up as a classy joint, but a tavern like this needs to serve to what the people seem to want the most. How about making 5 bedrooms upstairs 20 gold a night charge so some of the customers can "relax" after a long day of fighting.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 19, 2001 08:09 PM |
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911...
No,
Kuma calls 666 and then I come to the picture as new bouncer.
*Takes a view across the tavern*
"My first night as bouncer...this mighty get interesting" *Thinks*
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted July 19, 2001 10:01 PM |
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a bouncer who thinks??
1st floor: Kuma's Tavern
2nd floor: Phantom's house of fun
BTW Shamen: a bouncer who thinks?? I know this is a Cybercafe and that Zud just took 2 women upstairs, but let's try to keep a little bit realistic, ok?
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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zedrin
Known Hero
Ping pong goes the gong
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posted July 19, 2001 10:09 PM |
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Well looks like I'm awake now...
Zedrin pokes another sleeping drunk with his foot: "Get off my cape ya darn critter!"
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"Blow wind! Come wrack
At least we die with harness on our back" - Shakespeare, Macbeth
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ghostofdeath
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 20, 2001 12:29 AM |
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walks in with a differt fake id in a fake mustach buys some beer and runs away
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I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 20, 2001 01:05 AM |
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Yeah, realism here...
this is like Star Trek Holodeck.
Everybody can live in their fantasies...
Well, Kuma, you hired me as bouncer, maybe you should have hired me as advisor.
Yes, I think *Thinks*
and BTW Ghostofdeath those drinks you have time to time, won't get you drunk. No, they aren't non-alcoholic...
They're illusions. In your thoughts you're drinking the beer of your life and in reality those beers even don't exist...
It took hours to think of creating just perfect mix of illusion of smell, taste and other things...
Even after you have received those real ID's you will have only illusion beers here as punishment for what you have done.
And come to think of it...Kuma I have new business idea...How about only selling illusionary ale here?
It would cost only small percentage what it costs now...
But of course if you want to be honest to your customers...
*Thinks*
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