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redhawk
redhawk


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posted April 18, 2004 05:51 PM

Redhawk sneaks up behind dragon slayer and pops a balloon, the noise is so loud it startles the dragonslayer and sends him head first into an isolation cell. Redhawk slamms the door shut and locks, barrs,deadbolts, barracades, and welds the hinges together. well Gorman thats two, You think RSF3 will give us a bonus if we get soccafeva in here to. it would be easy, I heard that he is addicted to gummybears and will do anything for them. Don't worry about them escaping, I secretly had this place redesigned while no one was around it belongs to the mafia now. My mercs are all over and are armed with miniguns, they shoot to kill any non mafia trying to inter or exit this place without my permission. so if anyone wants out you must pledge loyalty to "REDSOCKSFAN3" or be imprisoned here for the rest of your life or until the boss says you can go. I am the new warden here, And Gorman is the captain of the gaurd in charge of torture, pain, and the administering of gummy products to good prisoners.Any questions?
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gorman
gorman


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posted April 18, 2004 07:34 PM

Heh, I'll show you how to get Soccerfeva in one of them...
*yells out loud*
HEY SOCCERFEVA!! I heard that one of you favorite Liverpool soccer players is in this cell!!
*Soccerfeva comes running past me yelling, "WHERE?! WHERE?!" Smiling I calmly lock the door and shut it behind him*

Soccerfeva: HEY! There's no Liverpool soccer player in here!
Gorman: Wow, aren't you quick to notice things?
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Vadskye91
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posted April 18, 2004 07:37 PM

Unfortunately for the traitors, they had forgotten that Vadskye is an accomplished thief.  Vadskye had easily picked the lock and sudddenly appeared behind Gorman, dagger to his throat.

Vadskye: "Let them go or Gorman dies..."
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gorman
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posted April 18, 2004 07:40 PM

*redhawk sneaks up behind Vadskye with a gun to his head*
Redhawk: Kill him and I'll kill you.
Gorman: Awe heck, shoot him anyway! I wouldn't let the prisoner's go if my life depended on it!
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Vadskye91
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posted April 18, 2004 07:43 PM
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 18 Apr 2004

Vadskye jumps to the side, and Redhawk shoots.  Redhawk missed Vadskye, and hit Gorman in the shoulder, incapacitating him for a while.  Then, Vadskye jumps forward to Redhawk, preparing to slit his throat.

Vadskye: "Let the prisoners go or you die."
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gorman
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posted April 18, 2004 07:44 PM

OOC: Ya ok...so if he had a gun to YOUR head, when YOU moved, he would purposely shoot me in the head...ok...w/e
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Vadskye91
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posted April 18, 2004 08:39 PM
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 18 Apr 2004

OOC: No, we were all in a line like this: 1_2_3

When I moved to the side, (1___3) Redhawk shot at where I had been by reflex.  As a result, he shot you accidentally. (X___3)  Then, I jumped behind Redhawk to prepare to kill him. (X__3_2) Does this help?

Note: for the "illustration":
X=injured person.
_=no person.
1=Gorman
2=Vadskye
3=Redhawk
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gorman
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posted April 18, 2004 08:47 PM

OOC: OK, what part of his gun to YOUR head is hard to understand? If you MOVE, he will move WITH you, not PULL the trigger as he KNOWS I'm on the other side of YOU.
Oh just forget it, I'm dead, thank god, if only it was...
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Vadskye91
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posted April 18, 2004 08:50 PM

OOC: I fixed my posts.  Is that better?
BIC:
Vadskye: Time's running out...
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gorman
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posted April 18, 2004 08:55 PM

OOC-yes...THANK you

*after getting shot in the shoulder I jolt from the inpact*

Ow!! You moron! *runs to hospitol to have the bullet removed. Calls the prison and Vadskye answers*

Vadskye: Hello?
Gorman: Just wanted to remind you that I have all the keys. So Redhawk couldn't let the prisoner's go if he wanted to

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Vadskye91
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posted April 18, 2004 08:58 PM

Vadskye: "Shoot!  Oh well.  I can always pick the locks, it just takes a lot longer than opening them with a key.  Now then, Redhawk, time for you to die..."
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gorman
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posted April 18, 2004 09:05 PM

*Redhawk, with reflexs faster than god-knows-what, grabs onto the hand Vadskye has with the knife, and tosses him over his shoulder so that he lands with a heavy thud on the floor. Vadskye's knife goes skittering across the floor and Redhawk runs to grab it. As Vadskye is unconscious on the floor, Redhawk takes toothpicks and breaks them in all the locks*

Redhawk: There, now lets see them get free
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Vadskye91
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posted April 19, 2004 02:26 AM

Vadskye: "Oh #$%&..."
Vadskye is now helpless.  Redhawk tries to lock him in a cell then realizes that he can't because the keys don't work.
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Peacemaker
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posted April 19, 2004 05:08 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 19 Apr 2004

After a long reprieve from the Glade, Peace walks in the front door, cracks a bullwhip, takes a long puff off her cigar and says in a low Mae West voice,

"Okay boys, who's first???"
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redhawk
redhawk


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posted April 19, 2004 05:41 AM

sorry for the silence but watching myself fight in an out of body type setting was cool, but now that peacemaker has gone dominatrix on us I can't hold out, I've been naughty ma'am please spank me!!!!!!!
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Peacemaker
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posted April 19, 2004 05:53 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 19 Apr 2004

<Peace, who has temporarily traded her armour for a black leather catwoman suit, plucks the pin cigar from between rouged lips, flicks it confidently to the ground and crushes it slowly with the toe of her spike-heeled boot.  She cocks her head up toward Redhawk, lazily bats her long, black lashes, then saunters toward him as she slips a pair of cuffs from the back of her tightly sinched belt.  

Peace walks up to Redhawk, only inches from his face, slowly strokes a long-nailed finger up under his chin, and whispers,

"You asked for it babe..."

Peace spins Redhawk around, catching him be surprise, slaps the cuffs on him and takes him to the isolation cell, closing the door behind them....

The sound of the lashing can be heard through the cell walls...>
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redhawk
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posted April 19, 2004 06:10 AM

I feel like a virgin on prom night. ma'am, I've never done this before so can you explain it for me so I don't do it wrong........... Moans of pain and pleasure come from the cell. Gorman please hhellp meee!,at that moment there is a loud groan and gorman hears redhawk say, " NEVER MIND GMAN I GOT IT COVERED".........
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Vadskye91
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posted April 19, 2004 02:56 PM

Vadskye: "Um, thanks?  Or should I be running for cover now Peacemaker?"
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Peacemaker
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posted April 19, 2004 04:30 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 19 Apr 2004

Peace hears Vladskye's comment through the isolation cell door, where he stands panting heavily.  She roughly shoves redhawk (whose hands are still cuffed behind his back) forward, forcing his head to the ground, and presses the toe of her boot to the back of his neck.

"Shut up and take a number Vlad,"  She shouts through the door...
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Vadskye91
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posted April 19, 2004 04:42 PM
Edited By: Vadskye91 on 19 Apr 2004

OOC: Vad!  Vad, or Vads, not Vlad!  Why is it always Vlad?
BIC:
Vadskye: "Yes, milady.  320."
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