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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 30, 2003 07:00 PM |
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(Dammit Klauts! Can't you see I'm trying to get into trouble here???)
In an act of utter sacrelige for Peace when in her right mind, she takes up the dagger once again and stabs Klauts in the groin.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 01, 2003 09:37 AM |
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Whats going on here???
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 01, 2003 10:46 AM |
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I know. Peacemaker's trying to go to jail. Is that yr wish peacemaker?
The judge will cast his verdict soon.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 01, 2003 11:42 PM |
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I think Peacemaker should...uh, be put under my personal care. Yeah, I'd better watch her. I'd keep a close eye on her.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 02, 2003 02:25 AM |
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MM, given what I just did to Klauts I'd say your offer is nothing short of chivalrous...if not perhaps a bit lacking in judgement...
(Peace, now frothing at the mouth, violently extricates the dagger from its last target eliciting unspeakable shreiks from Klauts, and begins wildly waiving it around whilst blathering nonsense)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 03, 2003 09:27 AM |
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Those pills should be taken 3 times a day, ok Peacemaker 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 03, 2003 09:43 PM |
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HEY, I'm the warden around here gawdammit and if I say I want Silx to recieve an anal probe for no reason than it will be done. Now, stick Peace in a cage in my office right NOW.
heh heh heh heh heh...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 03, 2003 10:08 PM |
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As several guards approach Peace, she split-jumps into the air and remains suspended there Trinity-like for several seconds...
Meanwhile, out in the forest, a large, amorphous creature drools along the scentpath of Peacemaker's blood, the trail leading toward the prison gates....
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 03, 2003 10:28 PM |
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Ooooh, a fiesty one. NO MATTER. Peacemaker shall be MINE.
MWAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
GWAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 03, 2003 10:51 PM |
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(Oh, I get it. Chivalry IS dead, or at least, greatly overrated...)
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 04, 2003 02:06 AM |
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Chivalry? Who said chivalry was involved? I just thought that if I locked you up in a cage (a well furnished one) you would be forced to stay at HC. I thought it was good judgement. Besides, are you gonna actually stab me???
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 04, 2003 06:06 PM |
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(I don't know yet. I haven't decided.... Right at the moment I'm still suspended in a Trinity-like split-jump...)
YOUR MOVE
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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allu
Known Hero
the supreme heroe
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posted September 04, 2003 09:59 PM |
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silx should put in prison for face error
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 06, 2003 12:58 PM |
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I'm surprised this lands up in this role play forum. Nice forum,graphics and animation. At last, my wish for a role play forum comes true.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 08, 2003 07:55 AM |
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Hey what can we get to eat at this dam prison???? Im not caning or guarding anything till i eat!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 09, 2003 09:26 AM |
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Prison NEWS...
With effect from today, all prison workers are to enjoy unlimited varieties of instant noodles, eggs and veggies. Funding provided by Heroes Community. After all, this is HC prison, isn't it? And peacemaker is being trapped in a seperate room to await the judge's decision.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 09, 2003 09:30 PM |
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(You have to catch me first, my sweet. Good luck.)
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted September 10, 2003 05:57 AM |
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Wanted Peacemaker at all cost.
Crime commited-Forgotten
Reward- $ 100 000
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 10, 2003 11:15 PM |
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<After remaining suspended mid-air in the dungeon of the Prison for several days waiting for somebody to make a move, Peace at last tumbles to the cold stone floor in a heap of metal knocking herself competely unconscious.
The dagger is still in her hand.>
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 11, 2003 04:07 AM |
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Well well well what do we have here. I should really bring this criminal to SF but... its not my shift and it looks really heavy
Dragon Slayer begins to search the body for any valuables. He only finds some gold coins.
I'll be on my way then.
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