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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 25, 2003 02:38 PM |
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You do have a very wild imagination P.H... Maybe we should hire a nurse or doctor in the Prison to take care of you, what you think?
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tigerangelz
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Angelic Tigress
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posted July 25, 2003 02:50 PM |
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*TA walks in*
"I worked in a doctors office previously, and I can administer first-aid, draw blood, perform CPR, and such."
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 02:56 PM |
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New prisoner-2extremetotake-sentenced to life imprisonment and 1 stroke of the cane every day+electric chair every 3 days+Unlimited torture subject to the creative minds of the prison authorities..
CRIME-making false lies,attempting to mislead others into believing that Quote:
Soccerfeva has been captured and is being tortured in the underworld, someone may either rescue him or let him burn eternally. He cannot break free himself. No mortal being can overcome my power.
And using wicked language not suitable for 8 year olds in HC and below..Quote:
*From his position in the throne of the underworld he spots Soccerfeva attempting to foolishly take over the tavern, he looks to his faithful commander and tells him "ill be right back" 2Xtreme crumbles in a pile of dust and is swept away by a chilling breeze, right into Soccerfeva's office where he reforms. Taking a long finger he touches the forehead of soccerfeva and burns a hole in his head. Inserting his entire hand into the hole of SOccerfevas head he reaches his entire arm and shoves it down the throad of Soccerfeva. He pulls it back out with a glowing crystal ball in his hand, with the soul of Soccerfeva in it. He screams and yells desperatly but nothing happens. 2Xtreme then again crumbles into the pile of dust and is swept away, rematerializing in the Underworld. He throws the crystal ball into a pool of lava containing soccerfeva's tortured soul.*
Such wicked acts will not be tolerated in HC.Guards and Wardens,feel free to do whatever you want to this wicked spell caster.Soccerfeva casts a spell to make sure the prison cell is sealed.He calls for the aid of all the greatest spell casters of the HoMM world to destroy 2extreme's spell powers.He then orders for 2extreme to be tortured in every possible manner for attempting to hurt Soccerfeva and for attemtping to mislead the Prison Authorities into believing Soccerfeva was really so helpless and trapped by him.
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 25, 2003 03:45 PM |
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Quote:
New prisoner-2extremetotake-sentenced to life imprisonment and 1 stroke of the cane every day+electric chair every 3 days+Unlimited torture subject to the creative minds of the prison authorities..
Sentenced to life- Im dead
1 Stroke of the cane- I am immune to physical pain
Electric Chair- Sounds fun
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 25, 2003 04:02 PM |
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I dontknow PH it's still BS you escaped and you should know it. Just cuz you can use anywords dosnt mean we have to play like kids.
How are you gonna dig out of a prision? You thing its dirt underneath you? You think you wouldn'tve been caught by us guards?
Anyways it's all locked down tight now but I'm making plans for people who **** me off and try escaping.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 04:06 PM |
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ya right slacky officer Celfious!-And what's the meaning of this word-refacilitator?Do we really have to get one?
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 25, 2003 04:06 PM |
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If Soccerfeva can escape the underworld privatehudson can escape a jail
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 04:09 PM |
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In the first place I wasn't even in the underworld nor did privatehudson escape the jail..all right he 'may' has escaped the jail but..he's caught..and he's refusing to admit it right now..Looks like we'll have to cane him till he admits he's caught..
~edited by soccerfeva~
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 25, 2003 04:11 PM |
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The same thing applys to u being in my underworld. Ur there. I caught you. If ur not in my underworld privatehudson is not in ur jail.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 04:14 PM |
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How could I be in there?Like I said before you are trying to mislead the prison authorities into believing your false lies..and you are NOW in my prison !!
okay I admit P.H has escaped the prison.There is a 10 k reward for anyone who catches him..but now you are traped,2extreme!There's no way out for you..wicked spell caster!You've been brainwashed and all your spells have been forgotten.The prison has been reinforced and..there's no way out for you!!!
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 25, 2003 04:20 PM |
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You cant brainwash someone with no physical brain.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 25, 2003 04:22 PM |
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well we dont really need a refacilitator but 1 guard per 2 prisoners wouldn't be a bad idea. Each prisoner is in an isolated cell block with no light and a 1 inch slot in the door we squeeze food through and keep locked.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 04:24 PM |
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Quote:
Soccerfeva casts a spell to make sure the prison cell is sealed.He calls for the aid of all the greatest spell casters of the HoMM world to destroy 2extreme's spell powers.
This is it.Prepare for the daily creative tortures from the prison authorities until someone saves you...BUT that,will NEVER happen..because the Prison is the 2nd heaviest guarded place in HC other than Mod Squad HQ.
PrivateHudson escaped just when the prison was being built.There was a stupid error there made by the architects.(My poor spelling!or is it correct?)
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 25, 2003 04:29 PM |
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Uh yeah...can I have a word here? As much as I don't like 2X, his sentance will have to be lessoned. He's still part of the F.O.G. which means his vote still counts. By the way 2X, did you take Marelt's throne again or did he give it up?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 25, 2003 04:33 PM |
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Alright scum bags listen up. This might be a one time chance to get somethings.
Flashlight: $100
Book: $100 each
Fun size snicker bars: $25
boutanical shampoo: $60
Ciggeretes: $10- no lighter
Anything else you animals want me to bring tommorow?
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 04:37 PM |
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Soccerfeva catches Celfious trying to earn quick bucks in the prison..'psst..it's all right as long as you give me a good share of the money..' 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 25, 2003 04:37 PM |
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I don't look at it as a prison nor do I look at them as prisoners but instead a bucket of piss to drown rats in.
I suggest you start selling soap on a rope. Could help some prisoners out during shower time.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 25, 2003 04:42 PM |
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the HMLP and the underworld are different, the HMLP is where HC and GG members go, the underworld is where the rest of the world goes. And Soccer, im in the underworld. , only a god could enter and leave it in one piece.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 25, 2003 04:46 PM |
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Quote:
the HMLP and the underworld are different, the HMLP is where HC and GG members go, the underworld is where the rest of the world goes. And Soccer, im in the underworld. , only a god could enter and leave it in one piece.
Exactly what is your point?You're now trapped I don care who you're,you've to accept your punishment.The prison authorities will soon hold a meeting to decide whether or not your sentence should be lightened..
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 25, 2003 04:53 PM |
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ok soccerfeva I've thought of the new security system. All prisioners are in metal leashes around their neck and it is attached to the ceiling so they can walk around when we open the door.
Then we will certainly let them fight eachother whenever they are out of the room. Infact we can give them prizes to win.
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