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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 12, 2008 02:05 PM |
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The Norwegian black metal fan of the future.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 13, 2008 01:18 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 01:28, 13 Jul 2008.
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Angelspit practicing warcries with his son 
You DO know him right?  The final round is at an end and I am very pleased with the results, many funny answers. Omega has been the indisputable winner of the competition but there have been more than a few worthwhile contestants that lifted my mood with their replies and I am not just talking about the top of the list 
It's been a blast guys but I am done with updating this thread.
Instead I decided to relinquish the position to Omega that I not only know to be a swell guy but has also proven himself.
Be gentle to them as you were to me in the war
Waiting for pandora to award qps to the first places.
TnT: "Mommy I want daddy!!"
Hehe 2pts.
Omega: Ever the healthnut, Gormack followed his doctor's advice about eating more white meat and smaller portions to the letter.
That's nice  2pts.
Lexxan: "Lurtz, I think we got the wrong Hobbit..."
Think so?  2pts.
Anti: "Aaaa Im cuming"
Arguably one of the worst attempts at a joke that I have ever seen. -2pts.
Eugen_Cosmarul: After undergoing an easy appendicitis surgery at doctor Naum Ciomu the father returns home.
Could be worse, he could have been missing things 2pts.
Asheera: After seeing a movie about cannibal tribes, the mother explained to the little kid that they were just actors and the eating of other people was a fake. The kid, assured of safety, goes to a cannibal black person.
"Mommy, you said cannibals like him are just actors!"
Cute but could be better 1pt.
Keksimaton: Tip of the day: When you are LARPing make shure that the most hardcore aren't playing the baby eating orcs.
Disturbing. 0pts.
mvass: The first affirmative-action outside restaurant.
Haha it could work 3pts.
AlkarRahn: Legolas under the affects of reduce person.
Might be  3pts.
PhoenixReborn: They've seen Ubival's plans for Heroes 6!
NOOOOO  3pts.
mamga: Take your dad to school day!
Heehee 3pts.
Geny:Judging by the Uruk-Hai's forehead there are some HUGE birds in Middle Earth.
Awesome  4pts.
Galev: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Carnivorous kid! Get it off me get it off me!!!
You know what they say, they are more afraid of you than you are of them 2pts.
TheDeath: Kid: "Are you the boogieman?"
"Ya! Boogieman scary! Boogieman hungry! Boogieman..."
Kid: "...needs a shower "
Kids these days! 2pts.
william: "My dad said he wanted to go out and be one with nature, but this is certainly NOT what I expected" *cries*
Holy crap *locks himself indoors* 2pts.
Fauch: genetics does wonders.
Umm yeah. 1pt.
Vokial: It's a H3 Troll, attacking the kiddy!
I'll go with the classic reply. So? Doesn't even look the part. 0pts.
Alci: The conclusion to the "Green Orcs or Brown Orcs" discussion.
Where did you dig that up? 3pts.
Radar: Father Sky, where's Mother Earth?
Nice 2pts.
emilsn: I see huge black people!
Others see dead people 3pts.
Trogdor: The Norwegian black metal fan of the future.
Black huh? Lol! 2pts.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 13, 2008 02:03 AM |
bonus applied by pandora on 14 Jul 2008. |
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While look for funny pictures of old people, I discovered there is a really disturbing amount of naked old people on the internet. Having no desire to expose anybody to the images burned into my mind, I've decided to go a different route.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted July 13, 2008 08:17 AM |
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Why you humans always wash your mouth?Mine is always healthy, Take a look!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 13, 2008 03:18 PM |
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They're trying to find out who screams louder.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 13, 2008 04:01 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 16:03, 13 Jul 2008.
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Alright here's my reply.
The chickens have sent me to kill you, goodbye.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 13, 2008 05:11 PM |
bonus applied by pandora on 14 Jul 2008. |
Edited by Geny at 20:31, 13 Jul 2008.
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Father: "I told you not to look a gifted horse in the mouth, son".
P.S. Now how does this saying really goes?
P.P.S. Good work, Elvin! I'm just happy I finished the competition in style.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted July 13, 2008 05:23 PM |
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the cammal: see what smoking had done to my teeth and i smoked camal in years
the kid:AHHHHHHH I WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN!
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types in obscure english
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 13, 2008 05:35 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 17:37, 13 Jul 2008.
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(can be edited)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
Moments later...
"Mommy, I think I went pee..."
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted July 13, 2008 05:36 PM |
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Horse: "I don't feel so well..."
Kid: "Holy c**p, not the new car!!"
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 13, 2008 05:49 PM |
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@Geny
It crossed my mind too but I wasn't sure. In Greek the literal translation is: They give you a donkey and you stare it at at its teeth?
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted July 13, 2008 06:21 PM |
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Geny's interpretation is typically what you hear over in the states.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted July 13, 2008 08:30 PM |
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(congrats omega)
Its a petting zoo drive-thru
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 13, 2008 08:31 PM |
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The camel was tired of conservative Southerners' mistrust of the Middle East. So when he saw a kid with a "Georgia" shirt, he knew what to do...
The Dalai Llama is sticking its tongue out at the traditional social mores of the South.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 13, 2008 08:43 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 20:43, 13 Jul 2008.
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@Lex: why you say can be edited every time? I thought we are allowed to edit anyway (and the last edited version is taken into consideration), or am I wrong?
I thought "can be edited" is taken for granted...
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 13, 2008 08:45 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 20:54, 13 Jul 2008.
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because I almost allways edit my posts, and I like to let Elvin/omega know that I will edit it.
off-topic: Masked Party in the Chatroom right now ! join us !
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 13, 2008 08:48 PM |
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So we ARE allowed to edit posts, right?
Just want to make sure...
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted July 13, 2008 08:51 PM |
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Edited by TheDeath at 20:53, 13 Jul 2008.
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An ad for the new technique: "exchange your data through breath" Both users need to use it at the same time.
It is safe and secure -- because no one would want to get near a stinky breath
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted July 13, 2008 09:39 PM |
bonus applied by pandora on 14 Jul 2008. |
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted July 14, 2008 04:02 AM |
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No I wasn't doing anything under the blanket. Why?
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Elvin I liked your first answer better
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