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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 165 pages long: 1 20 40 ... 58 59 60 61 62 ... 80 100 120 140 160 165 · «PREV / NEXT»
MarcusX
MarcusX


Known Hero
*happyface*
posted August 26, 2008 02:13 AM

"would you just look at this wonderful symbol of equality, there is no one racist against this giant, hungry...angry......black AND white panda!!!!!!!"


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I use big words to make myself
smarter

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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted August 26, 2008 02:29 AM

Quote:
You'd think women would stop coming on to a guy after they are married


Who is married, you or the woman?

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted August 26, 2008 02:39 AM

That would be her.
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Being human is a roller coaster ride of emotions during rainstorms and sunshine, sprinkled with moments when you can almost reach the stars.

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 26, 2008 02:45 AM

Women will be the death of me.  That or bullets.  Or bears.  That'd be a funny way to die.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted August 26, 2008 05:33 AM
Edited by phoenixreborn at 05:33, 26 Aug 2008.

Quote:
That'd be a funny way to die.


What was it Tyrion Lannister said?  Well somebody ought to get the reference.  Ok enough off-topic for me.


**Panda Tar's experiments with shape changing have finally succeeded.**

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 28, 2008 08:38 PM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 20:38, 28 Aug 2008.

Omega says:
Now that’s one giant panda.

Asheera
A giant aggressive Panda has just escaped from a secret laboratory. One scientist from this project is present at this meeting.
Man: "Keep calm people, this has to be just a spectacular show."
Scientist: "Yes, it will be spectacular, how this bear who shouldn't be here will slash us with his giant claws like Mordock slashes chickens."
The Mordock thing is what sunk it.  1 pt.

Mamgaeater
Any pain caused by the extinction of giant pandas was soon forgotten after they discovered the MEGA giant panda
REVENGE!!! 2 pts.

Mvassilev
After reading a book of Barely Bearable Puns, the Panda has finally decided to take action against its publishers.
You must be next, Mvass.  2 pts.

Antipaladin
Boo.
GO FOR THE EYES!!! 1 pt.

Trogdor
Blofeld: "I hope the glass you used for this new base is strong enough."
Henchman: "I thought it was".
Blofeld: "Now the Panda's eatwen the glass, and we'll be next."
Henchman: "RUN!!"
Nice.  3 pts.

Alcibiades
I suddenly get the idea behind the movie "Kung-Fu Panda".
Eh.  1 pt.

Geny
This is the true power of Dark Pandou!
Instant Panda Murder!  2 pts.

Dragon_Slayer
Its big, but can it do the macerina?
Why would it want to?  1 pt.

Mytical
After his bout in the Despute Ring Omega decides to go terrorize Bill Clinton and some of his friends..just because he can.
I have other reasons too.  2 pts.

Lexxan
Pandy wants a Kookie! NOW!!!!
Looks like someone has been watching panda porn… 2 pts.

Keksimaton
"Stop hitting yourself. You are damaging our property."
This gets the Billy Madison award.  1 pt.

VokialBG
"Panda park"
Meh.  1 pt.

TheDeath
Pandzilla says: "IMBAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Silly.  1 pt.

Eugen_Cosmarul
-On these screens you can see the panda's teeth while it...
-Aren't those just... windows?
-Oh, yes, I believe this means we must run now...
Great.  3 pts.

Elvin
If you see any WWF activists again shoot them on sight. Endangered my @ss!
They aren’t as tasty as PETA members though… 2 pts.

AlkarRahn
PandaTarannosaurusRex
Meh.  1 pt.

Vexon
(Australian accent) '''Allo, mate. We've run outta bamboo over here yonder and me was wond'rin' whether me could borrow a cup'a sugah.''
Nope. 1 pt.

Fauch
for once I didn't get bored at the meeting.
That would wake me up.  2 pts.

TNT_Addict
"White Peace" - Save the white people.
Something you’d never see in an American sitcom.  1 pt.

The_Gootch
Americans clearly have more to fear from China than its economic might.
We have a winner.  3 pts.

MarcusX
"would you just look at this wonderful symbol of equality, there is no one racist against this giant, hungry...angry......black AND white panda!!!!!!!"
Yeah, uh, no.  1 pt.

PhoenixReborn
Panda Tar's experiments with shape changing have finally succeeded
That would explain his really long absences.  2 pts.

Scores

1)  TNT_Addict/Tina – 21
2)  Elvin – 21
3)  AlkarRahn – 20
4)  Keksimaton – 20
5)  Geny - 20
6)  Asheera – 19
7)  Trogdor – 17
8)  Lexxan – 15
9)  Mvassilev – 17
10)  Galev – 14
11)  The Death – 14
12)  Eugen_Cosmarul – 12
13)  Alcibiades -11
14)  PhoenixReborn – 9
15)  Mamgaeater - 8
16)  FriendOfGunner – 7
17)  Popular_feeds – 6
18)  Antipaladin - 6
19)  carcity – 5
20)  Vexon – 5
21)  Mytical – 5
22)  Fauch – 5
23)  DarkShadow - 3
24)  Baklava - 3
25)  Radar – 3
26)  Dragon_Slayer – 3
27)  VokialBG – 3
28)  The_Gootch – 3
29)  Seraf – 2
30)  Homer171 – 2
31)  Zamfir – 1
32)  Dj – 1
33)  Card_Ximinez – 1
34)  MarcusX - 1

Round 11 – Kick!

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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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eugen_cosmarul
eugen_cosmarul


Famous Hero
Still Alive.
posted August 28, 2008 08:43 PM

It's a Strike!!

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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted August 28, 2008 08:44 PM
Edited by Asheera at 12:36, 31 Aug 2008.

Big Lady: "I WANT IN! NOW"
Driver: "But you won't fit in!"
Big Lady: "Are you telling me I'm too fat? Grr" * hits bus *
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted August 28, 2008 09:38 PM

Martial Arts superstar Phatty McChinchin goes on a rampage after losing yet another move role to less talented but much prettier Zhang Ziyi.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's backside
HC SUPPORTER
posted August 28, 2008 10:23 PM

"You damn Chinese children! I ordered cheap nikes! Does this look like nike to you!!!"
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geny is a meanie - fred79

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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted August 28, 2008 11:06 PM

It's title of a new Comic book: "Panzilla and the Spammers"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted August 28, 2008 11:19 PM

"You dammn Childern How dare you Call me fat?! I'm NOT FAT I HAVE HEAVY BONES!!!!!"
"BUS KICK!"
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types in obscure english

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 29, 2008 03:00 AM

Quote:
"You damn Chinese children! I ordered cheap nikes! Does this look like nike to you!!!"


Lol.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
posted August 29, 2008 02:15 PM

"This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!"
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
FOR HARAMBE!!
posted August 30, 2008 02:34 PM

The son of Godzilla had a child with the worlds tallest and fattest woman.
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"Half my bones in city streets, the other in my sheets
And I don't think they'll ever get the chance to meet"

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
HC SUPPORTER
posted August 30, 2008 02:44 PM

"It was a giant woman, officer! *hiccup* No, I don't know how that bottle got there!"
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Eccentric Opinion

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted August 31, 2008 02:38 PM

-I trust you can explain whatever happened to the van..?
-You see boss a large fat woman came out of the blue and kicked us. Hard.
-Uh huh.
-And then there was that earthquake of epic proportions.
-You are so fired.

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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted September 01, 2008 07:07 AM

Who of you was it that just called me fat!?
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What will happen now?

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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted September 02, 2008 01:44 AM

I knew I should have taken an airplane...

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Vexon
Vexon


Adventuring Hero
posted September 02, 2008 04:40 PM

Isuzu: Durable pick-ups, as long as you avoid kicks from giants.

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