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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 09, 2018 05:39 PM

Not content with the spectators having a monopoly on silly headwear, racehorses are now trying to corner the market.

Trusted bookmakers are already saying that this trend is not going to catch on.
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 09, 2018 07:24 PM

"Pssst, hi there. I am Ed, chairman of the I.E., the Incognito Equi! I know, I fooled you, but yes, I am really a horse! This here is Fred, the treasurer. He is a horse too, can you believe it? He even manages to fool me!"

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 09, 2018 07:42 PM

ever since trigger and silver became fugitives of the law, they've used hipster tshirts to blend in with the locals. currently residing in denver, colorado; they have yet to be discovered.

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted May 09, 2018 08:19 PM

Two of the four Horse-men of the Apocalypse - Acquired Mediocrity and Self-indulgent Consumerism. The other two - Smug Ignorance and Obese Egoism - are wreaking havoc toward the sunset.

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Ghost
Ghost


Supreme Hero
Therefore I am
posted May 09, 2018 08:37 PM

Owner shows hard-core tattoos, but horses think the worst tattoos, when their eyes were removed.

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted May 12, 2018 12:37 AM

"Hey, you've got a..."
"Yeah, I know. Something coming out of my mouth. The doctor says it's some cancerous growth. Sent me to a specialist doctor. Doctor Edwards. I didn't trust him."
"Oh? Why not?"
"His hooves. They were blades. Like...what are those things? Oh, scissors. It just looked too risky."
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 15, 2018 09:40 PM

Round 37 rated

Trrogdor

Not content with the spectators having a monopoly on silly headwear, racehorses are now trying to corner the market.

Trusted bookmakers are already saying that this trend is not going to catch on.


Those same bookies were pinched a few moments later. 3pts

Maurice
"Pssst, hi there. I am Ed, chairman of the I.E., the Incognito Equi! I know, I fooled you, but yes, I am really a horse! This here is Fred, the treasurer. He is a horse too, can you believe it? He even manages to fool me!"

Fredmuffin's a horse? that explains some things. 4pts

Fredmuffin
ever since trigger and silver became fugitives of the law, they've used hipster tshirts to blend in with the locals. currently residing in denver, colorado; they have yet to be discovered.

Finally, a use for those 4pts

Zenofex
Two of the four Horse-men of the Apocalypse - Acquired Mediocrity and Self-indulgent Consumerism. The other two - Smug Ignorance and Obese Egoism - are wreaking havoc toward the sunset.

More like horsemen of the hipstersoycalypse. 4pts

Ghost
Owner shows hard-core tattoos, but horses think the worst tattoos, when their eyes were removed.

Didn't think that one through. 3pts

AlkarRahn
"Hey, you've got a..."
"Yeah, I know. Something coming out of my mouth. The doctor says it's some cancerous growth. Sent me to a specialist doctor. Doctor Edwards. I didn't trust him."
"Oh? Why not?"
"His hooves. They were blades. Like...what are those things? Oh, scissors. It just looked too risky."

Never trusted those white robe wearing weirdos. 4pts



Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 151
BlizzardSoyBoy - 35
Galaad - 73.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 124
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 140.5
Elvin - 100.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 52.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 47
Friendofgunnar - 28
Zenofex - 112
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 62
Celfious - 24
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3

Round 38

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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted May 16, 2018 06:46 AM

It's true, Lt. Perry really can levitate things with his crotch.

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted May 16, 2018 07:52 AM

begin endorsement/

position #14 just before penetration, in the horse-sex area of the "military debauchery festival"! wow, what a shot! don't forget to bring your cameras, too! fun for the whole family!


/end endorsement

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted May 16, 2018 11:58 AM

"Here we see Sgt. Wilson in better times. The next horse unfortunately didn't jump as high. Luckily for Mrs. Wilson, she and Sgt. Wilson already had all the offspring they wanted.

Sgt. Wilson is now applying for a position in a choir as a soprano. We wish him best of luck!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted May 16, 2018 12:33 PM
Edited by Galaad at 13:22, 16 May 2018.

The perks of being eunuch.
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He JVC taught us how to use skeletons. -Ghost

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted May 16, 2018 01:22 PM

A modern demonstration of the infamous medieval torture "The jump of eternal virtue" - the victim is forced to do a handstand, his legs spread by two executioners, then an imbecile mounted on a limp horse tries to jump over him 10 times. It was banned as inhumane in most European kingdoms as late as XIV century in favour of standard castration with pliers conducted by certified professionals.

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markmasters
markmasters


Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
posted May 16, 2018 02:14 PM

Damn....someone has balls of steel (hopefully)

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 16, 2018 03:57 PM

How to generate entertainment value at the equestrian part of the Olympics.
Step 1: Get rid of the dressage section
Step 2: Replace hurdles with humans (preferably conscripts)
Step 3: Sit back and watch as the attendance figures increase
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"Artu said illegal" - Ghost

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted May 16, 2018 04:02 PM

And this is of last trial for aspiring spetnaz, while easy for Russian man there is of no vodka for moral support of recruit.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted May 20, 2018 01:37 PM

"There you have it! A beautiful jump, followed by a beautiful landing. You don't see that every... Oh dear, it looks like Mother Nature just decided it was time for something not so beautiful, right in Hugh's face."
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted May 20, 2018 02:45 PM

- And now we present you with a technology powerful enough to suspend a horse and its rider mid-air.
- Congratulations general, how does it work?
- Military secret. All I can disclose is that it operates on Lt Flat Ulence's strengths and a diet rich on beans.
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So you're saying.. the dead are rising from their graves?
Excellent! I need some target practice!

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Prince of Poetry
posted May 21, 2018 12:40 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 00:41, 21 May 2018.

Standard admittance into the calvary is to test to see who is actually dumbass enough to do this trick. If you volunteer you are accepted and assigned first row for the charge.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 28, 2018 10:30 AM

belated ratings tomorrow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted May 29, 2018 10:49 AM

Round 38 rated

Friendofgunnar
It's true, Lt. Perry really can levitate things with his crotch.

His levitation skills only increase with rank. 3pts

Fredmuffin
begin endorsement/

position #14 just before penetration, in the horse-sex area of the "military debauchery festival"! wow, what a shot! don't forget to bring your cameras, too! fun for the whole family!


/end endorsement


Absolutely degenerate. 4pts

Maurice
"Here we see Sgt. Wilson in better times. The next horse unfortunately didn't jump as high. Luckily for Mrs. Wilson, she and Sgt. Wilson already had all the offspring they wanted.

Sgt. Wilson is now applying for a position in a choir as a soprano. We wish him best of luck!"

He got the falcetto part instead. 4pts

Galaad
The perks of being eunuch.

How on earth would you know? 4pts

Zenofex
A modern demonstration of the infamous medieval torture "The jump of eternal virtue" - the victim is forced to do a handstand, his legs spread by two executioners, then an imbecile mounted on a limp horse tries to jump over him 10 times. It was banned as inhumane in most European kingdoms as late as XIV century in favour of standard castration with pliers conducted by certified professionals.

In some parts, namely Russia, this survived up untill the XXIst century. 5pts

Markmasters
Damn....someone has balls of steel (hopefully)

Hate to break it to you... 3pts

Trogdor

How to generate entertainment value at the equestrian part of the Olympics.
Step 1: Get rid of the dressage section
Step 2: Replace hurdles with humans (preferably conscripts)
Step 3: Sit back and watch as the attendance figures increase

They tried step 2 with lefty soyboys, but due to their limpness and frail weak infant stature, had to give up on the idea. 2pts

Neraus
And this is of last trial for aspiring spetnaz, while easy for Russian man there is of no vodka for moral support of recruit.

No vodka for newbloods, that's the rule man. 3pts

AlkarRahn
"There you have it! A beautiful jump, followed by a beautiful landing. You don't see that every... Oh dear, it looks like Mother Nature just decided it was time for something not so beautiful, right in Hugh's face."

man that's just... man... 3,5pts

Elvin
- And now we present you with a technology powerful enough to suspend a horse and its rider mid-air.
- Congratulations general, how does it work?
- Military secret. All I can disclose is that it operates on Lt Flat Ulence's strengths and a diet rich on beans.

One step closer to repulsorlift tech. 3pts

BlizzardSoyBoy
Standard admittance into the calvary is to test to see who is actually dumbass enough to do this trick. If you volunteer you are accepted and assigned first row for the charge.

... 1pts


Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 155
BlizzardSoyBoy - 36
Galaad - 77.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 126
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 144
Elvin - 103.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 55.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 50
Friendofgunnar - 31
Zenofex - 117
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 66
Celfious - 24
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3

Round 39
Ratings probably next monday.

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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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