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Shai-Hulud
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posted September 04, 2004 05:01 PM |
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Mmm.. Pandora... If you wouldn't have been married( maybe I'm wrong... think I'm confusing stuff.. around) I would say...
Maybe you should go out somethime... Maybe this way u'll encourage cybergeeks like us to go out, when we see such beauty, in our breaks when we go at the window and drink are morning coffee/ smoke our ciggaretes... But...  So many other beauties do, like you... So.. We follow you... Whereever you are, we're there taking care you feel good  ...
P.S. Many of us have to stay in front of the computer... Got jobs involving computers.. So.. can't do that.. But we enjoy going for some beer at 11:30 PM... 
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~~~Azzy~~~
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 04, 2004 06:53 PM |
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No doubt about it.. The Ultimate male is a WOMAN
lol
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted September 04, 2004 08:48 PM |
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I have to agree w/Romana, only a woman could love themself that much and want others to be like them.  I have no problem being who I am, it's the other ppl that have the problem w/me.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted September 05, 2004 09:26 AM |
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Quote:
No doubt about it.. The Ultimate male is a WOMAN
lol
Okay I'm like not into Transexuals, so let's not make comments like that again. Okay Romana?
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Go Red Sox!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 05, 2004 10:20 AM |
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Say the word & you be free,say the word & be like me,say the word I'm thinking of, have you heard the word is love,it's so fine, it's sunshine it's the word love??
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 05, 2004 10:22 AM |
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Edited By: Romana on 5 Sep 2004
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Well excuse me but it's pretty obvious
I mean..
1 Only a woman/girl would pick Alagar for an avatar
2 Only a woman/girl would take the time to write in BOLD or ITALLIC
3 Only a woman/girl knows what pleases her most
yep.. OBVIOUS
@ Acu: wtf?
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 05, 2004 10:27 AM |
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Come now Romy you know I could of wrote all that myself  .
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Dreaming of a Better World
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 05, 2004 12:17 PM |
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Comming Clean..
I think we all know that it's me who is TuM. Wanna know why? Have you ever thought that it COULD be me? No. Which is why i was chosen, we were a small cult which chose this. This was 2 easy.
And remember,
Don't hate me cause i'm beautiful
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 05, 2004 12:39 PM |
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Quiet Realgeek, you are obviously not TUM.
I know who TUM is, but im not going to spoil everyone else's fun!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 05, 2004 04:30 PM |
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 05, 2004 04:38 PM |
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I'm tired of all the imposters saying they're TUM. I won't believe any "I'm TUM!" posts until TUM agrees with them!
So there
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Knowledge is power...
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted September 05, 2004 05:52 PM |
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The Confused little Cyberfreaks..
I'm sorry Single_Player But i'm guessing that i'll have to refraise myself. We are 4 people currently acting as TuM, to create as much confusion as possible. I'm sorry that you're little Geek-mind can't understand that. But when TuM tells you that i'm right you'll probably bow to your new Deliciously Hot Master. I'm sorry i couldn't answer you're little wimp-out before, but me and a lot of women just had to Pimp-out.
I know it's hard to understand for a little supergeek like yourself, but you've got to understand. This is the year of the superStuds. Showering won't be enough anymore. I'm hoping i'll see you at the gym soon, but until then...
.. Don't hate me cause i'm beauitful.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 05, 2004 07:38 PM |
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Like I said in another thread,"TheUltimateMale would kick TheRealDeals Ass."
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 07, 2004 04:28 AM |
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Every Male's Idol, Every Female's Fantasy
RoMOANa moaned:Quote:
No doubt about it.. The Ultimate male is a WOMAN
As a result of my unsurpassed knowledge of the female species, anatomy, and thought process, it is understandable how one could believe that The Ultimate Male is a female. Unfortunately, RoMOANa, to your dismay (and to the dismay of every horny little male CyberGeek reading this), I must inform you that The Ultimate Male is indeed 100% male. As a matter of fact, The Ultimate Male has often been described as a divine vision of twisted steel and sex appeal in his Male Escort Reviews.
Before I forget, I wanted to let all of you CyberBoners know that my next project in The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom will be something that will benefit each-and-every one of you. I will be providing an advice column for those of you who have written to me with your ridiculous questions and pathetic situations. The column will be called Dear TUM and will be a cross between the advice columns written by Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) and Dr. Ruth. First up on the chopping block will be none other than the author of the ultra-dorkish Baldur's Geek Diaries...ConSissy.
Until we meet again, my clueless CyberSleuths, please try to stop sexually harassing every female telemarketer that calls your house, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Daddy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 07, 2004 02:49 PM |
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I think it is a good idea of you, TUM to help openly in this Abbay-Ruth-Manner. Maybe someday you will be able to fullfill your task!
sincerely,
Doody
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted September 07, 2004 03:00 PM |
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Edited By: Consis on 7 Sep 2004
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Laughing Histerically
At this point I could care less who TheUltimateMale really is. I was laughing so hard  from his last post that I was in tears. I had to wait until the next day to get myself under control enough to type a legible response.  I'm sorry but in my book there will never be anyone who can ever be as funny as TheUltimateMale.  Hands down, he is the ultimate warrior as well.
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 07, 2004 03:03 PM |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*agrees*
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Knowledge is power...
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 07, 2004 04:11 PM |
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A Hint For The Clueless CyberSleuths
NOTE: Original posts from Poster Of The Month - August 2004 thread
The Ultimate Male wrote in response to Daddy winning Poster of the Month:Quote:
as I plan on taking your title from you in October.
to which DingDong responded:Quote:
TUM places a value on Cybergeek trophies(QPS)? What's going on?
UltimateMale, It seems to me as though you are falling back into a Cybergeek lifestyle. Please tell me that I'm wrong!
Dearest Ding-A-Ling,
Is it possible that instead of TUM leading you CyberGeeks back to reality, that perhaps you are actually drawing TUM back into your pathetic CyberGeek Lifestyles? Let me think about this for a nanosecond...
IMPOSSIBLE
Since it appears that some of you are still having some difficulty in guessing The Ultimate Male's true identity, I will provide a CyberClue for those of you willing to do a little research. Here is a serious clue:
CLUE
As The Ultimate Male continually strives to be the pinnacle of male essence and physical fitness, he often enjoys participating in athletic events that serve to increase his already superior level of cardiovascular conditioning. This past weekend, TUM traveled a great distance in order to grace the people of Virginia Beach, Virginia (USA) with his presence by entering the Virginia Beach Rock and Roll Half Marathon. Now, if you CyberDetectives are as smart as you think you are, then you will be able to find my real name somewhere in these CyberWastelands and cross reference that with some vital information and statistics from the race.
Unfortunately, I cannot reveal any more information about my true identity, as I would not want to make life any easier on you CyberCouchPotatoes. While you are busy searching, try not to get distracted by too many internet porn advertisements. Good luck, happy searching, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 07, 2004 04:28 PM |
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Quote:
The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdon
Typos and Ultimateness of any sort don't go well together. But don't give up, fellow HC member, for practice makes perfect!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 07, 2004 04:40 PM |
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Lord_Kook duly noted:Quote:
Typos and Ultimateness of any sort don't go well together. But don't give up, fellow HC member, for practice makes perfect!
You are making very good progress, Dork_Wookie. For your extreme attention to detail you will receive +2 PIMP points on your next CyberGeek Progress Report.
Keep up the good work, and keep in mind...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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