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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 01, 2005 10:46 AM |
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Spasmodean: How ironic would it be if The Ultimate Male was indeed a proud member of an alternative lifestyle? Female CyberGeeks would be jumping off buildings in disappointment, Male CyberGeeks would be questioning their inner feelings, and best of all, Male CyberGeeks pretending to be Female CyberGeeks would demand a national holiday.
Just LMAO man!!
Of course....what if it isme?
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
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Male Escort
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posted March 01, 2005 03:21 PM |
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Ruin My Fun? NNever!
Korejora surmised:Quote:
Now that I've gone so far to ruin your fun, I should hope for a response at least twice as witty and entertaining as the previous one. 
Dear Joker-ora,
You could never ruin TUM's fun. The fun is created from interaction, which is the purpose for which this forum exists. TUM enjoys interacting with the CyberGeek Masses, as his message is conveyed via this medium.
TUM believes that he can help even a CyberGeek such as you out, Korejora. You see, there is an infamous CyberEditor who inhabits these CyberGeek Breeding Grounds who shares your uncanny proofreading ability. He goes by the CyberTitle of Lord_Woock, who once referred to himself as The Ultimate CyberGeek. TUM believes he can help both of you find happiness, and together, you can climb your way out of the CyberAbyss, one pixel at a time. TUM honestly believes that this would be a match made in CyberHeaven.
So please continue to proofread TUM's posts if you must; however, please ensure that TUM's messages are not lost in translation.
Until we meet again, CyberEditor-In-Cheek, why not take your brother outside for some fresh air (and some sunlight), and while you are doing this...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Korejora
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posted March 01, 2005 03:42 PM |
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Ruin My Fun? NNever!
Did you put this one here just to see what I'd say?
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You could never ruin TUM's fun. The fun is created from interaction, which is the purpose for which this forum exists.
I am ever so glad that I did not take the fun out of interaction for a fellow interact-er.
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TUM honestly believes that this would be a match made in CyberHeaven.
I find that problem of age might dampen the possibility of such a "match". I am, frankly, too young for any match, let alone one with someone that much older than I am.
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So please continue to proofread TUM's posts if you must; however, please ensure that TUM's messages are not lost in translation.
Indeed. But you should know that the translation that the message may be lost in is more likely to be from English to my first language than it is to be from the original message to the proofread message...
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Until we meet again, CyberEditor-In-Cheek, why not take your brother outside for some fresh air (and some sunlight), and while you are doing this...
You know, TUM, I asked you about this on a previous occasion. You see, my brother at least six hours a day on the computer (goodness knows how much at most), and I asked if you had any advice on how to help him, since prying him from the screen does not seem to work so well. Unfortunately, I was ignored.
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That's the best part. 
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terje_the_ma...
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Disciple of Herodotus
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posted March 01, 2005 08:19 PM |
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You see, there is an infamous CyberEditor who inhabits these CyberGeek Breeding Grounds who shares your uncanny proofreading ability. He goes by the CyberTitle of Lord_Woock, who once referred to himself as The Ultimate CyberGeek. TUM believes he can help both of you find happiness, and together, you can climb your way out of the CyberAbyss, one pixel at a time. TUM honestly believes that this would be a match made in CyberHeaven.
I doubt this match would be "made in CyberHeaven" as you say, since I think Woock's gf would be chasing Korejora with a hatchet if she'd stolen Woock. 
And Korejora: How old are you if Woock is too old for you? 
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Korejora
Promising
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posted March 02, 2005 12:16 AM |
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Very, very young.
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That's the best part.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted March 02, 2005 05:05 AM |
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It can't be that bad, given your grasp of the English Language.
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Perception is everything.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted March 02, 2005 05:28 AM |
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TUM Is Here For All CyberGeeks
Korejora wrote:
You know, TUM, I asked you about this on a previous occasion. You see, my brother at least six hours a day on the computer (goodness knows how much at most), and I asked if you had any advice on how to help him, since prying him from the screen does not seem to work so well. Unfortunately, I was ignored.
Dear Korejora,
TUM wants you to know that your cry has not gone unheeded. Unfortunately, you caught TUM right before his European G-String Modeling Tour, and TUM was unable to assist you. TUM is more-than-willing to give you some advice and recommendations for your situation. Please do not despair, as TUM will have a reply for you in the very near future.
Until then, make sure that your brother takes a break every-now-and-then from the computer to eat and sleep because help is on the way, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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TitaniumAlloy
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Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted March 02, 2005 08:02 AM |
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You're not that young Korejora.
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John says to live above hell.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 03, 2005 04:52 AM |
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I already admitted to being TUM. What more do you want? I am TUM. This was a joke. Please regard it as such.
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Eccentric Opinion
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sirzapdos
Promising
Famous Hero
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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posted March 03, 2005 04:54 AM |
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Tell me Mvass, do you have two computers?
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted March 03, 2005 02:52 PM |
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sirzapdos inquired:Quote:
Tell me Mvass, do you have two computers?
Dear SirRapidos,
What kind of silly question is that? An extreme CyberGeek such as MmmVaseline has at least one computer in every room of his house! Not only that, but he has affectionately given each one of them their own personal name. Here is the list, along with their respective names, of his many computers (only of those which I am aware):
Lavender and Taupe Desktop Computer in Bedroom: Martha Stewart
Brown Laptop in Bathroom: Thomas Crapper
White Tower in Study: Professor Klump
Silver Notebook in Kitchen: The Iron Chef
Large Purple Notebook in Playroom: Barney
Also, let's not forget about his trusty little Palm Pilot, Mini-Mvassilev!
I hope that answers your question, SirRapHo's. Until we meet again, remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Asmodean
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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 03, 2005 03:01 PM |
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Sir Crapdos is perhaps more obvious. But works just as well and appeals to the yokels.
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted March 03, 2005 07:14 PM |
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Sir Crapdos is perhaps more obvious. But works just as well and appeals to the yokels.
TUM actually thought of something like that; however, TUM was apprehensive about using it for fear of a penalty! LOL
Oh no! Did TUM just use internet jargon?!? TUM will return in a little while. Right now, he must go look at some swimsuit calendars and watch some Arnold Schwarzenegger movies to get rid of this slight case of CyberGeekdom.
Until next time, CyberGeeks...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 03, 2005 07:24 PM |
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"Fearing a penalty"?!
"LOL" ?!?
I'm losing faith....
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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sirzapdos
Promising
Famous Hero
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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posted March 04, 2005 12:06 AM |
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Sir Crapdos is perhaps more obvious.
I wondered how long it would take someone to write that.
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 04, 2005 01:25 AM |
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Sir Crapdos
It took me 3 seconds.
I think the TUM is beggining to succumb to the Cyber Side. He keeps saying things only a Cybergreek would say, writes fan-fic, encourages cybergeeks to deal with HC matters etc. Is it possible that the Messiah has abandoned us? Are we to roam the wastelands of Cyberspace until the end of existance without a savior to deliver us?
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Dingo
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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 04, 2005 04:15 AM |
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No it must be a test! I still have faith!
Mr. UltimateMale, if you accidently turn to the Geek side, I will try my best to pull you out!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted March 04, 2005 10:39 AM |
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How about Craptosser, seeming how he's such a tosser?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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draco
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 04, 2005 10:38 PM |
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Sir Crapdos
It took me 3 seconds.
I think the TUM is beggining to succumb to the Cyber Side. He keeps saying things only a Cybergreek would say, writes fan-fic, encourages cybergeeks to deal with HC matters etc. Is it possible that the Messiah has abandoned us? Are we to roam the wastelands of Cyberspace until the end of existance without a savior to deliver us?
not to mention he sends out PM's at a alarming rate
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted March 05, 2005 04:09 PM |
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Lichy, I'm afraid the evidence has been building for quite some time.
He even plays word games in the Wastelands...
I know, you're thinking there must be some sort of explanation, that maybe it's all in his plans to convert the cybergeeks... But I tell you it's not, he has even displayed some knowledge of the game of Heroes.
Add that to the ever increasing amount of net-jargon, and the fact that he is worrying about his quality count.
I dunno....I'm worried
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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