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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted February 01, 2005 02:03 AM |
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It could be done by members if they thought about it hard enough 
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted February 01, 2005 02:37 AM |
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..says the foobum who probably looked up who TUM was the very day he/she registred 
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 01, 2005 06:49 AM |
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I figured out who TUM was way before i bacame a mod. I think i just sent an IM asking and he told me i was right
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted February 01, 2005 07:12 AM |
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I thought everyone knew who TUM was by now.. :S
I even figured it out!(not by asking though)
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted February 01, 2005 02:47 PM |
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I know who the Ultimate N00b is, but not TUM...
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Knowledge is power...
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted February 01, 2005 06:54 PM |
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I only know who The Ultimate Weirdo N00begian is
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 01, 2005 07:06 PM |
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I know who TUM is. However I would have never guessed as I don't even think I knew who he was before this thread to be perfectly honest. Strange too. I should have known who he was. >_>
Meh.
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Go Red Sox!
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sirzapdos
Promising
Famous Hero
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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posted February 02, 2005 01:29 AM |
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I have theories about his identity, but I'm still not certain. Someday I'll crack the case.
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So I try to live a complicated world...
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted February 02, 2005 01:37 AM |
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I don't really care who he is. He makes funny posts, and that's enough for me.
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted February 02, 2005 07:20 AM |
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Since i found out who he is, i see little cracks everywhere that might point in his direction, and i didn't see them before i knew who he was..
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 02, 2005 12:00 PM |
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@ RD
Yeah thats true.
I'll give you all a little hint. In a poll he made, he listed about 4 people who he could be. 3 of those people were frequent posters and 1 was a poster who we rarely see around anymore. Kinda obvious...
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Shai-Hulud
Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted February 02, 2005 07:40 PM |
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3 of those people were frequent posters and 1 was a poster who we rarely see around anymore. Kinda obvious...
And you were such a rarely poster, that in a few months you became a MOD 
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~~~Azzy~~~
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted February 03, 2005 12:58 PM |
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3 of those people were frequent posters and 1 was a poster who we rarely see around anymore. Kinda obvious...
And you were such a rarely poster, that in a few months you became a MOD
What?
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted February 28, 2005 06:50 AM |
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Now That I HaveReturned...
I was pleasantly surprised to see that this thread was still active. Let's see here...
Poll Results:
Sir_Stinky (Sir Stiven) 6 votes (19%)
La_Coochie (The Gootch) 4 votes (13%)
Spasmodean (Asmodean) 6 votes (19%)
CaveMan (Khayman) 8 votes (26%)
Beotch_King (LichKing) 7 votes (23%)
Looking at the results thus far, I was not surprised whatsoever that you CyberGeeks were so confused about The Ultimate Male's true identity.
Let's break down the results candidate-by-candidate and see what we have here:
Sir_Stinky: Has anyone ever noticed that he has never posted his pic anywhere, despite numerous requests from the members? Is there something he is trying to hide? Or perhaps is he just too humble to show his pretty face? Nah, I didn't think so either. Maybe he is trying to make up for rough exterior and wants to help others become more of a stud like he is? You tell me.
La_Coochie: Supposedly he has given up HC and moved on. Or has he? His disappearance was in concurrence with TUM's hiatus. Do not forget, he was the only member of HC that was able to get SleazeFaker (Peacemaker) to dress up in a polar bear suit and cook him a succotash pot pie...just becuase. Quite impressive.
Spasmodean: How ironic would it be if The Ultimate Male was indeed a proud member of an alternative lifestyle? Female CyberGeeks would be jumping off buildings in disappointment, Male CyberGeeks would be questioning their inner feelings, and best of all, Male CyberGeeks pretending to be Female CyberGeeks would demand a national holiday.
Caveman: Everybody knows that although military men may be able to fight, they usually have a difficult time thinking their way out of a wet paper bag. Besides, could a robot of the government ever possess such a keen sense of humor? You never know.
Beotch_King: HC Members do not come any stranger than this character. This guy's thoughts are more random and unpredictable than Renee Zellweger's next hair color. Is it possible that this undead minion channelled all of his necromantic energies into creating The Ultimate Male? Anything is possible.
It makes TUM happy to see that my loyal CyberFollowers have not forgotten about me. However, I hope that in the time that I have been away, many of you have been heeding my advice and applying my techniques. Don't worry, CyberGeeks, TUM is a very patient individual and will not give up hope in his quest to emancipate you from your CyberSlavery.
Until next time, CyberSleuths, keep working on your skills and trying to find out who truly is The Ultimate Male. Who knows...Perhaps it will be YOU someday. Until then, try to stop asking your little sister to set you up with one of her friends, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 28, 2005 07:12 AM |
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I'm pretty sure I coined the nick for CaveMonkey and Cat coined the nick for Sir Boner, but meh. I will continue to use these nicks in the presence of TUB to show off one of many things I have over him, such as not being an egomaniac.
Anyways, I already know the true identity of TheUltimateBraggert. It seems that good ol' IP check is still the best way to do solve those alias mysteries. Some people like Kitten never seem to understand that.
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Go Red Sox!
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted March 01, 2005 12:15 AM |
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That's a burn on Kitten's part.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Korejora
Promising
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posted March 01, 2005 03:14 AM |
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Now That I HaveReturned...
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Has anyone ever noticed that he has never posted his pic anywhere, despite numerous requests from the members?
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Do not forget, he was the only member of HC that was able to get SleazeFaker (Peacemaker) to dress up in a polar bear suit and cook him a succotash pot pie...just becuase.
Two typos, and even worse, a sample of internet slang... and all in the same post. I thought you were supposed to have a "keen intellect"? Or does that disappear when you don't get enough sleep...?
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That's the best part. 
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted March 01, 2005 04:49 AM |
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CyberGeeks Who Live In Glass Houses Should Not Walk Around Naked
Korejora remarked:Quote:
Two typos, and even worse, a sample of internet slang... and all in the same post. I thought you were supposed to have a "keen intellect"? Or does that disappear when you don't get enough sleep...?
Dear More-a-Bore-a,
Thank you for taking the time to read my post. However, please allow me to clear up a thing or two in regards to your observations and criticism.
First, if you had done more research and read more of my insightful posts, you would have remembered that TUM was once a CyberGeek himself. Therefore, it is only expected that TUM is quite familiar with your language and internet slang, not to mention the typical behavior of the average CyberGeek. Secondly, there is also a post where a lovestruck admirer, SleazeFaker, points out that one of the candidates, The_Gootch, constantly spells the word because incorrectly in his posts. Perhaps TUM is actually The_Gootch, which would be adequate justification for that spelling error..or perhaps TUM purposefully misspelled because to lead the unwitting CyberSleuths astray. Finally, TUM did not realize that he had forgotten the space between the post's title in HaveReturned until after its submission. Unfortunately, this particular message board has a glitch when attempting to edit a post's title that does not allow you to add additional characters to the title once you have exceeded its maximum space. I figured that you would have been aware of this, More-a-Bore-a, since I could not help but notice that you were also a user of the Editing Function in your above post. I guess that lack of sleep, along with your own misspellings and typos, are more common than you would like to admit. Perish the thought.
Until next time, my little CyberProofReader, try to stop focusing on the aesthetics of my posts (and my heavenly physique), and start focusing on the message. No matter what, never forget...
EDIT: Function Check
EDIT: Spellcheck performed lustfully by TUM's smitten Editor-In-Cheek, Korejora. Thanks, Babe.
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Korejora
Promising
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posted March 01, 2005 05:44 AM |
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Dear More-a-Bore-a,
Your substitution for my name, though highly entertaining, does not rhyme with the original. I am disappointed, seeing as how nearly all other such substitutions you have made do!
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First, if you had done more research and read more of my insightful posts, you would have remembered that TUM was once a CyberGeek himself.
My lack of research is parallel to my lack of interest.
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Therefore, it is only expected that TUM is quite familiar with your lannguage and internet slang, not to mention the typical behavior of the average CyberGeek.
Hmm, "my lannguage"? Another typo. And what do you mean by "my language"? I should think it obvious by now that I make precious little use of internet slang. But, on to it... "Familiar with" is not synonymous to "identifies with". If you are a former "CyberGeek", then although you surely understand all of the "CyberGeeks" and their problems, portraying characteristics of them is no way to show them the way out of "CyberGeekdom".
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I figured that you would have been aware of this, More-a-Bore-a, since I could not help but notice that you were also a user of the Editing Function in your above post.
Unfortunately not, since I did not attempt to change the rather non-existant title of my post. I used the editing function to remove a mocking statement that began the post which, upon reflection, I decided was unnecessary. This was notably not a misspelled word or typo that needed editing.
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No matter what, never forget...
EDIT: Function Check
I am sure that I will not soon forget "EDIT: Function Check ".
Now that I've gone so far to ruin your fun, I should hope for a response at least twice as witty and entertaining as the previous one.
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That's the best part.
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted March 01, 2005 06:51 AM |
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Edited By: Consis on 1 Mar 2005
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It Has Come To This
I only visit the Tavern for TheUltimateMale updates. I've created my threads but who really cares. This guy kills me every time he posts.
My wife is always asking why I'm laughing. I only tell her, "You wouldn't understand sweetheart; you wouldn't understand". Who can explain TheUltimateMale's talent? Don't think about it people.....just keep laughing. 
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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