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posted November 16, 2008 08:48 PM |
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It's correct that I will halt the building of the Mall which would increase my economy, but aren't those ancient things you find there extremely 'valuable'?
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posted November 16, 2008 08:51 PM |
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Yeah, but with the argeologists would say:"lets give this stuff freely to the museum!"
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posted November 16, 2008 08:57 PM |
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Ash are you greedy? 
I hope some undead curse will get on you if you choose 2 
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posted November 16, 2008 08:59 PM |
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Ash are you greedy?
Chaotic Neutrals are greedy, yes, but then again, there may be some ancient artifacts inside the temple
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posted November 16, 2008 09:27 PM |
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Chaotic Neutrals are greedy
And they have no government
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posted November 17, 2008 04:02 PM |
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NS2:
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Concerned mothers and nervous school-leavers are petitioning the government to abolish compulsory military service.
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"What a preposterous idea!" scoffs Drill Sergeant Fleur Li. "The youth of Dark Heresh has never needed the discipline provided by the armed forces more than it does today, and with all those rogue states out there we need all the recruits we can get! If anything, the government should lengthen the required service and drop the minimum age to something more reasonable."
Now, the whippersnappers will learn to walk while in the military
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During a recently televised sporting match, a high ranking council member of Dark Dread's government was seen on the sidelines wearing a shirt promoting a feminine hygiene product that read, "Papsi - MenstruationNext." Papsi has since sent the councilor a large campaign donation and more and more politicians have been seen promoting products since that fateful day.
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"We need to restrict campaign donations from the business sector and end this madness," comments popular newscaster Cathy Carric. "Act fast before we see our dignified high ranking officials promoting other embarrassing products. I heard John McSugarbeet was in negotiations with ViaGrow."
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"Hang on a minute. We need to let capitalism run its marvelous and mysterious course here," cautions financial analyst Alan Redspan. "If anything we should be reducing our restrictions on campaign finances. What are we, communists?!"
Now id like to thank opinion 2 on the bolded reminder, communism is win 
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posted November 17, 2008 04:24 PM |
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Now id like to thank opinion 2 on the bolded reminder, communism is win
don't choose 2 because that's the opposite of communists
(yeah I picked 1 in that issue too)
In NS1 I have a stupid issue (more like, stupid limited options), something about a Space Program (which I don't want), and the ONLY option that does not fund/encourage it is something like "make religion mandatory in schools" or some stuff like that, though I have absolutely no idea how it came like that. (nothing to do with Creationism or Big Bang AT ALL)
I don't want to dismiss it either since it won't put everything in my report
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posted November 17, 2008 04:30 PM |
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Hey, I thought you said you dismiss them all the time?
Oh and I have no more Police in NS2 lol
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posted November 17, 2008 04:30 PM |
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Yeah, I picked 1.
BTW, why don't you want to fund it?
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posted November 17, 2008 04:38 PM |
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BTW, why don't you want to fund it?
Various reasons. One of which is funding it () since it requires funds. The second option is to still fund advertisements and such. Second it's not really an area I want to advertise (instead of, for example, my socialistic paradise ). There are things I could focus on and I already sometimes barely manage.
And third I think it's worthless, well in "Skama"-tic speaking (and other reasons of course).
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posted November 17, 2008 06:54 PM |
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How can my nation's citizens be both 'compassionate' and 'cynical' at the same time?  
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posted November 17, 2008 06:55 PM |
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Look in the mirror death
(j/k)
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posted November 17, 2008 07:12 PM |
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Why is there "The Largest Publishing Industry" again?
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posted November 17, 2008 07:35 PM |
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Random works in mysterious ways...
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posted November 17, 2008 07:36 PM |
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There is no such thing as random in computers... only pseudo-random
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posted November 17, 2008 07:44 PM |
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How do you know there isn't a moderator that manually puts a new random seed there every day (that would technically be 'random' since it's based on his input)?
ok enough off topic
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posted November 18, 2008 02:12 PM |
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New issue:Quote:
Dangerously Cheesy
The Issue
The popular daily cartoon strip "Barry the badger" has always been highly critical of the political system within Skama, but in recent weeks the cartoon has depicted the main characters throwing melted cheese at unpopular politicians. Inspired by this, protestors armed with fondue sets stormed a government building, cheesing off several government officials.
The Debate
1. "It's just a bit of harmless fun!", says Jack Silk, creator of Barry the badger, while spraying your advisors with melted cheddar. "If the government were doing a better job people wouldn't feel the need to throw cheese at them. We should be free to express our displeasure in any way we choose. Besides, my cartoon books are selling like hot cakes, and that's got to be good for the economy, right?"
2. "This has got to stop!" insists Elizabeth Broadside, head of the censorship board. "I spent 3 hours this morning scraping wensleydale out of my hair! Arrest these lunatics! The protestors and the people responsible for this vile cartoon, throw them all into jail!"
3. "Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Billy Mombota, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"
LMAO at option 3 
Also, apparently in Mvassland:Quote:
senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
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posted November 18, 2008 02:14 PM |
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"Cheese is a dangerous weapon" LOL
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posted November 18, 2008 03:10 PM |
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Mvassland:Quote:
The Ultimate World Republic of Mvassland is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.776 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Social Equality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison.
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Old people are enjoying more freedoms in Mvassland - some are even talking about running for president!
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posted November 18, 2008 03:13 PM |
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And apparently, my citizens are both compassionate and cynical, and yesterday they were hard-working, today they are not
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