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Thread: Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth This thread is 11 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 · «PREV / NEXT»
Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
posted October 10, 2006 08:46 PM

Quote:
No wonder "he" knew where all of my hot spots were!


Don't worry Iris, there are some of us guys(like myself) that know were this spots are. And I can bet I can find some new ones.
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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


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posted October 13, 2006 09:04 AM
Edited by Shadowcaster at 21:27, 16 Oct 2006.

Hmm, Gom, since we are only suppose to lie in this thread, I guess that means...

Quote:
Next question for Shadowcaster: Tell us about how you boys party down in Texas.


Ever seen Brokeb...nah, too easy.

First, we have to choose a ranch where we can host the party. Usually, we'll go visit the President's ranch, because good ol' Southern hospitality calls for master keys all around. We used to not have locks at all, but them silly Yank tourists (yep, some of y'all included) kept stealing our favorite spurs and lassos, so we eventually had to find a way around them.

Good ol' Georgey, as we like to call 'im, well he'll sometimes come down and join the fun. We'll sit in a circle and try to read scrapped Presidential addresses. None of us cin read a durn thing, but hoo-boy do we try. We jist can't read it like ol' Georgey-boy. It's just one of them things we need to let them "educated folk" do, so they can be fulfilled 'r whatever. We're content to just sit on horses and see who can ride fast enough into the sunset to keep up with it. Nobody has ever succeeded, sadly, but we try every evening. Pokey almost did it once, though. Poor Pokey...I'll miss him.

Once the sun's gone, we jist like to sit and look at all the perty stars up in that there sky and wonder how people traced shapes from them itty bitty dots.

O' course, that's just for tha country folk. City boys like to go to saloons and shoot their six-shooters into the roof and get into brawls for no apparent reason 'cept for the one where we need to keep up appearances. After all, we outlaws 'n' bumpkins don't got no money of our own, so we gotta rely on tourism to rake in our share of the bounty. Property value (not damage), coincidentally, is really low for some reason. We dun have tha darndest idea why.

Vadskye:
Why did you REALLY disappear from HC for all this time?
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted October 13, 2006 09:14 AM

Vadskye:I really left because I was not in a short relationship with Mighty Mage & we did not have dinner last night either.
I do not have a stuffed bear named Brownie either.
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted October 16, 2006 09:15 PM

Now wait just a minute...you don't look much like Vadskye, and you don't sound like him either! Aculias - is that you??
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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Back again
posted October 18, 2006 02:42 AM
Edited by Vadskye91 at 21:07, 24 Oct 2006.

Well, it all started when I first saw Pandora.  She was the most not-beautiful person I had ever seen!  And not-nice, too!  But alas, she didn't notice me, as I was but a poor not-noob.  So I spammed, and I did RPs, and I posted!  And lo, my post count was higher.  But still she did not notice me.  I did everything I could, I even QP hunted!  I got a new pretty red star!  But nothing worked.  Finally, I gave up.  I left HC in tears.

Since then, I have only missed her more and more.  At last I returned in desperation.  Now I will continue my quest.  Very subtly.

Now then... Pandora, when was the last time you were told you were the nicest person on the planet?  Describe!

(Edited for the sake of Pandora's ego)
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pandora
pandora


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posted October 18, 2006 11:40 PM
Edited by pandora at 23:43, 18 Oct 2006.

Now wait a minute...if this is the don't tell the truth thread, and everything we post is lies that means that Vadskye thought I was the ugliest person he'd ever seen, and mean too

Well today has certainly turned into a soul crushing day

*sigh* Anyways, back to the question at hand. Just yesterday I was taking my evening hike and noticed that one of my beloved Canada Geese had his little neck stuck in some garbage that some inconsiderate soul had left behind. I quickly ran over to free him, and he began to flap his great wings happily as he held up his head and honked skyward.

I had to shield my eyes against the bright light that filled the sky, and suddenly realized in horror that my Goose friend was growing farther and farther away... as was the very earth I stood on!
As I was pulled heavenward, I realized it was some sort of Unidentified Flying Object I was being pulled into.

I guess I must have fainted, because when I woke up I was in this large silver room faced with a Giant Canada Goose.

"What the..." i said.

The Goose quickly explained that he, and all the Geese were from a planet far, far away. All the birds that I watched on their migration were actually alien spies! The Goose that I saved had been sending a distress call to his mother-ship just when I arrived, and after I saved him he told the ship it could return for he was safe. The Giant Goose decided he would bring me up to the ship to thank me personally.. and I'll never forget his words.

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Thanks Pandora, you're the nicest person on the planet.. earth, that is - not like you're the nicest in the universe. There's this lady on Saturn who makes us the yummiest cupcakes, you should meet her - but she's the nicest in the universe


So that's my story, and all of it is true. I sure wish I knew what happened when I fainted though, it still hurts to sit down.

My question is to: TNT - Christmastime is coming and the market is ripe for an exciting new child's toy. Tell us all about the extra special toy that you designed a few years ago, and why it was such a big hit back then.

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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted October 24, 2006 05:44 PM

I was really blessed with the greatest idea of all times to create the perfect toy for all mankind to enjoy, untill... My plans were stolen! I worked hard to recreate it but it was too late, the toy was out to the market and here it is, MY invention!



Yes the talking, lying son of parrot that would make your life and the life of your soulmate a lot easier and enjoyable!

Just imagine... It's morning you wake up and notice something wrong. The problem is that something wrong wakes up also and asks you "Honey do you love me?" of course that you already know that a simple yes isn't a sufficient answer oh nonono... That's when your talking parrot comes into action and saves you from that awkwardness and will lie for you for free. All you need to do is record your voice and it will immitate you every time that you feel like it, and say those 3 forbidden words instead of you!

"I love you honey gguuuurrrr! You are looking mighty fine today crrriiaaakkk! Smmmoooookkkiiiinn'! Baby you are so hot that I want to crrrriiiiiaaaaakkkk... Make me some coffee ***** now! Crrriiaaaakkkk!"

2 am your girl checks to see if you're in bed and hugs your decoy rubber woman ( what? a really handy household equipment ): "Are you asleep hun?"

Parrot: "No I'm out milking the cows! Of course I'm asleep like a baby crrriiiaaakkk!"

Question to Russ: If you could have any woman in the world, who would it be and why? Remember that you have to lie lol
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted October 24, 2006 05:49 PM

I will make a thread called...
Jake Buchy got his %$# kicked my The Gootchy
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russ
russ


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blah, blah, blah
posted October 30, 2006 05:58 PM
Edited by pandora at 19:39, 09 Apr 2007.

Quote:
Question to Russ: If you could have any woman in the world, who would it be and why? Remember that you have to lie lol
It would definitely be that one! Why? What more could you possibly wish for????!!!!

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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Beautiful Liar
posted October 30, 2006 07:43 PM

@Russ I said woman! Where is the proof huh?
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russ
russ


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blah, blah, blah
posted October 30, 2006 07:52 PM
Edited by russ at 19:52, 30 Oct 2006.

Quote:
Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth
Duh!!!

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Iris
Iris


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of Typos
posted November 04, 2006 10:17 PM

You wanna ask a question, Russ?  
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted April 09, 2007 07:41 PM

RSF::

Please tell us all about your experience with potatoes, why did they traumatize you so, and how did you finally overcome it?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 09, 2007 08:01 PM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 20:13, 09 Apr 2007.

It all started a few months ago, when this bag of potatoes got together and held me hostage. The strapped me down to a table numbed my whole body with some weird type of drug and then stuck me into a pitch black sound proof room.

The boredom was maddening. It drove me completely insane. And way the details of how I escaped, I don't really want to talk about. But let's just say I don't have my balls anymore.


@Shadowcaster:

What is the first thing you are going to do now that Iris is gonna be a lot closer to you this summer?
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 09:15 PM

(*(*( Please let him say "Take a shower!!)*)*)


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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 09, 2007 11:10 PM

I'm hoping he's gonna make some soup.
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pandora
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posted April 09, 2007 11:28 PM

You're out of the soup loop now
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RedSoxFan3
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posted April 09, 2007 11:36 PM

Ya well you can keep you and your little sword out of my steak.
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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


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posted April 10, 2007 05:54 AM
Edited by Shadowcaster at 05:59, 10 Apr 2007.

A picture is worth a thousand words, so this is a dang long post

Here is my chronological representation of my expected mood over the summer:



EDIT: Forgot my question.

MM: What makes you so delicious (besides the chocolate flavoring, of course)?
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 10, 2007 07:21 AM
Edited by MightyMage at 07:23, 10 Apr 2007.

Well, since it seems my arm is being twisted here I might as well confess...I was not always delicious.  That's right.  For many years of my life I was just your regular run of the mill unflavored treat.
Until one day (about three years ago) I ventured up to Canada because they had an all you can eat Crab Leg dinner at one of those stereotypical Canadian Pubs.  Well, being 19 and legally able to take a swig of something I headed over to the bar and ordered a beer.  I thought  to myself "why not, those Canuks are famous for their beer drinking"
Boy was I wrong, It turns out they have advanced radar systems that are able to detect Americans when they approach.  I know, creepy right?  So anyway, they didn't want to share any of the good stuff with me so instead Pierre (He was from Quebec) handed me a glass of something so putrid and so foul that I don't even remember the events that unfolded after that.  All I know is that when I woke up I was in a local Candy Factory (in the flavoring department) with severl of those Canadian Women all over me saying how Delicious I was.  Well after going dog sleddering with the beauties I returned home and underwent several government tests that I am not at liberty to discuss but one thing was clear:

I no longer have time to do ANYTHING that ANYONE suggests because I am far too busy...






Being Delicious
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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