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Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted July 16, 2016 07:10 PM

I'll play.
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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted July 16, 2016 09:28 PM
Edited by Geny at 06:02, 13 Sep 2016.

Damn you, Gryphs, you stole the post I wanted for a new master post! ()

Stages of the game:

1. People who wish to join the game will make themselves known either by posting here or sending me an HCM.
2. I will compile a list of these people and post it here. New people will be able to join whenever they want using the procedure in stage 1 and I will update the list.
3. Once there are enough people to play I will choose a person from the list and ask him a question.
4. Said person will answer that question in a false and entertaining way.
5. Repeat stages 3-4 with last person to answer a question asking the next question.

List of Players
Geny
Noobx
fred
Neraus
Gryphs
Galaad
Elvin
The_Polyglot
Raenus
Celfious
Trogdor
Miru

We have enough to start, but I'll give people a bit more time and start tomorrow.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 16, 2016 11:17 PM

I'm in too.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted July 16, 2016 11:37 PM

You have my sword.
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted July 17, 2016 01:31 AM

Sounds fun, I'm in
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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted July 17, 2016 06:28 AM

Wanted to say something clever, came up short...... count me in.

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Celfious
Celfious


Responsible
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The highest shadow.
posted July 17, 2016 11:29 AM

ill play outfield

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 17, 2016 03:36 PM

Count me in.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 17, 2016 04:53 PM

fred
Tell us more about your tradition to murder a female relative every Christmas.
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fred79
fred79


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SCOURGE OF THE H-SEA
posted July 17, 2016 10:28 PM

Geny said:
fred
Tell us more about your tradition to murder a female relative every Christmas.


well, it's like this:

first, i harvest the mistletoe from all the deciduous trees in a mile radius from my house. then, i grind the berries to pulp with a mortar and pestle, until they make fine paste. then, i mix in packets of earl grey tea, and siphon that with the pulp through a coffee maker, to brew the poisonous death tea. then i sip it, to produce a divine(if not seizure-enducing) stupor which will please the god Stratsnoyteg(god of Highly Festive Murder), before haphazardly covering myself in petroleum jelly and lighting myself on fire, while reciting Revelations from the bible and using a rubber chicken to collect my eventual ejaculate.

when a hysterically screaming female relative comes to put me out(they always do; they never friggin' learn), i wrap my arms and legs around her like a dying spider in deep water, burning her to death in a festive napalm-like embrace of doom.

after i have adequately crisped her to a golden brown, i sprinkle her with paprika and drizzle her crackly skin with honey. then i stick her in an oven and slow-cook her until she is well done(i don't know where she's been, she might have diseases).

then i take her out, garnish her with some fig leaves(female nudity is yucky), and present her to Stratsnoyteg. afterward, i am committed to an asylum for a short while, since there seem to be laws against this kind of thing.

but i always break out again before Christmas.


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my question is for trogdor:

why do you always show me your collection of smelly gummy bears you smuggled across the mexican border in your rectum, every single time i come to your house for a sleepover? i mean, wtf, man?

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 18, 2016 02:28 PM

fred79 said:

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my question is for trogdor:

why do you always show me your collection of smelly gummy bears you smuggled across the mexican border in your rectum, every single time i come to your house for a sleepover? i mean, wtf, man?


Because ever since I've had surgery to turn myself into a wolf-like creature, I've come to the realisation that I can no longer wear clothes and therefore there are no pockets to keep the gummy bears in. A consequence of this is that all goods I carry, even the important ones such as identification and cash, are inserted rectally. I also don't have the best rectal hygiene, so therefore everything smells like it currently does. Even Sicilian maggot cheese is easier on the nose.



Next question is for Noobx
How often do you go around knocking on your neighbours' front doors and demand them to hand over unused toothpicks, and what do you use said toothpicks for?
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
posted July 18, 2016 07:07 PM

Trogdor said:
How often do you go around knocking on your neighbours' front doors and demand them to hand over unused toothpicks, and what do you use said toothpicks for?


There comes a time in man's life when he has to, y'know, gag a duck.  Luckily, ever since I've started building my fort back in the '99 out of toothpicks, the duck just can't stop getting gagged.  
I usually embark on my toothpick hunt at least twice a week;  three times during the holidays.



Qvestion for Elvin:

Why won't you gag a duck with me?
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted July 20, 2016 02:04 PM

Like you said, there comes a time in a man's life for gagging a duck. But I am a woman And now I feel discriminated against because of my gender!!

Question to poly:

What is the nastiest thing you have done to a girl? Bonus question: What could you have done to surpass yourself?
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The_Polyglot
The_Polyglot


Promising
Supreme Hero
Legit Karate champ. Totally.
posted July 20, 2016 10:37 PM
Edited by The_Polyglot at 23:17, 20 Jul 2016.

Easy, I helped bring one into the world. I stopped at one, because I was feeling particularly merciful, not because I had to.

Galaad tell us why you chose to start dispensing sweet vigilante justice in Eastern Europe.
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 23, 2016 09:26 PM

Sorry for delay.

The_Polyglot said:
Galaad tell us why you chose to start dispensing sweet vigilante justice in Eastern Europe.

I actually don't have a choice, they're cyborgs I created for other purpose (all I wanted was free slaves to cook me dishes and make the best banana cocktails) but AI overwhelmed me and my expectations, fatal strike was after some lightning struck hurting them, changing all the programming, now they're out of control!


Q to master_learn: Tell us what it is Obama tells you in these letters he sends you three times a year.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 01, 2016 08:00 PM
Edited by Geny at 20:01, 01 Aug 2016.

Ok, it's been over a week and ml is nowhere to be seen, so we'll move things along for now.

Galaad, how about you ask someone else a question?
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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted August 01, 2016 08:04 PM

Very well, question to Raenus:

I told you we could do money with these midgets, why did you have to steal a giraffe?
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Raenus
Raenus


Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
posted August 01, 2016 10:26 PM

Your idea to use the midgets was certainly a stroke of genius that will ensure our future for years to come, however just think of all the possibilities that open up with the addition of a giraffe. Using it we can easily increase the visibility of our little money makers, we can increase their ability to get over walls and through obstacles, and most importantly of all we can have them cosplay as one of the battle oliphants from Lord of the Rings. We will become the undisputed lords of any convention, nay, the world.


Gryphs, I am dying to know what happened to the pack of rabid, attack chihuahuas you were training.


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Gryphs
Gryphs


Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
posted August 02, 2016 12:12 AM

Raenus said:
Gryphs, I am dying to know what happened to the pack of rabid, attack chihuahuas you were training.
They were a fabulous success. So much of a success that I received a purchase offer from True Korea. As much as I realize the implications of selling such weapons of mass destruction, I trust the Heavenly Father's divine judgement in this matter. I even received a manor in this great paradise for the people.

P.S. Send Help I love it here.

Neraus, why have you been sending me such passionate and romantic love letters. I mean, I am not complaining, just curious.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted August 06, 2016 10:17 PM

Sorry for the delay, I got betrayed by my beach house.

Regarding Gryphs...

Well, how do I put this delicately...

All those letters are the result of my daily intoxocation on a mix of incense, wine and linen sheets.

This self-destructive habit of mine makes me enter a state of extreme longing for love, and since my room-mates died under suspicious circumstances I live alone I get on the internet looking for someone to love.

Your avatar is cute, I love it, there must be someone really, really sexy behind that image. Plsdn'ttkitthewrngway.

My next question is for Celfious, how did you manage to tame a siberian tiger and why is it trying to eat me?
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