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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth
Thread: Don't tell the truth, tell the false truth, or nothing of the truth This thread is 11 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 · «PREV / NEXT»
TitaniumAlloy
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posted April 15, 2005 02:29 PM

Not necessarily, because the opposite of the post would mean that he was praising them, and telling them it was the truth
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pandora
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posted April 15, 2005 10:02 PM
Edited By: pandora on 15 Apr 2005

Well here it is then, I'm a bit uncomfortable sharing it with so many strangers but...

One day after my afternnon workout I was famished, but also a little bit hot and sticky (ew!) So what I did, was call up the local Pizza Delivery company to order lunch, and then hop into the shower.

Generally after a workout I like to have a cool shower, so imagine my surprise when the bathroom started to fill with steam. I was pretty baffled by this, but before I could try to figure the reason why it was happening - things became even stranger.

My taste in music is quite diverse, but one thing I don't have is the old twangy 70 styles disco on disk. So I had absolutely no idea at all what was going on when the sounds of that old time disco filled the bathroom! I tried to peer past the shower curtain but with all the steam i was barely able to make out anything.

Slowly, the bathroom door began to open and a strange red glow filled the oh so steamy bathroom as the disco music grew louder. I was slightly afraid, and yet at the same time overwhelmingly curious as to what was going on. Something about the disco was mesmormizing, and I watched as the shape of my visitor  came full into sight.

I couldn't make out a face, just the silouhette of what appeared to be a man. My eyes widened and my lips formed a perfect "O" of surprise as I realized he was undressing! My eyes widened even more as I realized the person in my bathroom had three legs!!

'ohhhhh.... wait a minute - that's not a third leg!" I thought, as he pulled back the shower curtain and came in to join me.

Now what came next is just a wee bit too much for the Heroes Community, so i think I'll have to let you do the imagining on your own.

A word of the advice to the ladies though, If you order your pizza really hot and ask for extra salami, be prepared for what you're going to get!

My question is to Trogdor - tell us about your first time with a girl!


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lkru33
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posted April 15, 2005 10:21 PM

I for 1 would like for Pan to get a QP... or something
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pandora
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posted April 15, 2005 10:25 PM

Oh! Whoops!!

This is the false truth thread? I thought we were in the other!
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Svarog
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posted April 18, 2005 02:55 AM

Damn pan, so it was you that time i was working as pizza delivery boy? The song that played then was "Stayin' alive", wasnt it?
Oh i remember.
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Trogdor
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posted April 19, 2005 11:59 AM
Edited By: Trogdor on 20 Apr 2005

It was a solemn wednesday evening. I was at the cafe drinking some kind of milkshake when this girl appeared with my change. I told her how beautiful she was and we soon clicked.

So the next day, I invited her to the movies. It was the usual faire. Cola overflowing, teenagers yelling and screaming, a bitter fist fight between rival bikies. Shen then kissed me so sweetly, and her lips tasted like chocolate. After the movie we proceeded to her car where we engaged in brief sex, and then drove me home. It was raining that night. It wasn't long until we hit front on with a Range Rover. I survived, only to learn that she was instantly killed.

I attended the funeral and cried all over the place. I still attend her gravestone to plant roses and cover her grave in my bittersweet tears, imagining what could have been.


Next question is for TA. Why did they end the NHL?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted April 19, 2005 02:44 PM
Edited By: TitaniumAlloy on 19 Apr 2005

Touching Trogdor. Must have been the coke. See kids, they're not joking when they tell you not to drink and drive.

Oh and Trogdor, you cant ask the person who asked you.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted April 21, 2005 03:25 AM
Edited By: TitaniumAlloy on 28 Apr 2005

The NHL? You're talking about the The National Hockey League, right? I know nothing about it!!

Aw... alright, alright I'll talk! Although I have been sworn to secrecy.

If anyone asks, it wasn't me who told you about the conspiracy.

You see, you may not know that the NHL was run by the mafia. It's true.

They realised the lucrative opportunaties in the National Hockey League, and took over, refurbishing the whole business to their likings.
The NHL puppet leader, Gary Bettman, is just for show and in fact he has nothing to do with the operation at all.
Of course, a very select few know about it's true ownership, and ever fewer know when the smooth but violent transaction was made.

I am one of the select few people. How I got involved with the mafia is a whole other story, involving a misunderstanding, new italian shoes, a .2mm caliber pistol and some Taco Bell. The story gets very messy after that, but lets just say that I became friends with the mafia leader, Tony. He needed some funds for this *investment* with the NHL.

I agreed to lend him some cash for his little operation, I knew he was good for his word and he said he would give it back once he took the NHL, with 200% interest. The money was just a rounding error to me, so I didn't give it much thought.
But what Tony didn't tell me, was that he was spending the money on slave labour! He had spent most of his cash on performance enhancers for the players (to make it more interesting)
Ever wondered why the Tampa Bay Lightning got ahead? He liked Tampa Bay. He despised Pittsburg.

Anyway, I kinda lost my train of thought there... so he got my loan, which he needed because he spent his money on drugging the favourites, and spent mine on slave labour to run the operation. I was shocked and appalled at this movement, but he just referred to it as "a little act of Communism..." I don't know why he did, he must have skipped Karl Marx in the History books. "Slaves, Communists, same thing!" he said.

Now how it actually came to an end, is an even uglier story.
You see, the *real* Communists didn't like the mafia's Capitalist riches to start with, and as you can imagine, when he referred to it as Communism they just couldn't take no more.
Threat after threat arrived, blackmail by the dozen from the Commies. "Stop the slave labour!" "Capitalist pigs!" "Etc.!" and so on.

I only wished he had taken notice. Organized crime is a horrid thing, especially when you need the police.
The mafia had taken it too far for the Commies, and one fateful day I found my mafia friends dead. They had been clubbed with hammers, and Tony lying sprawled on the floor, a sickle through his heart.

Damn Communists... why? WHY?

I untied poor old Gary Bettman, went home and ate a reflective sandwich. After all, I read up on Communism, and decided to join them. Isn't that ironic.

Today Gary Bettman still tries to pick up where he left off, but I guess the morale of the story is this:

Don't eat Taco Bell.

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Next question for the first taker: Have you ever been victim of a serious crime?
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pandora
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posted May 13, 2005 03:21 PM
Edited By: pandora on 5 Oct 2005

Thread cleaned and bumped, open question to the first take
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Trogdor
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posted May 15, 2005 01:52 PM

Yes, I was mugged by aliens on a trip to Sarajevo.
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posted October 08, 2005 08:16 PM

Quote:
Thread cleaned and bumped, open question to the first take


Trogdor, I think it's time you reveal the real story behind that "great library theif" fiasco that happend a year ago.
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Trogdor
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posted October 10, 2005 12:22 PM

The great library thief lived in a cave full of bees who were his slaves and used them to ransack libraries.
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MysticEyes
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posted October 10, 2005 01:21 PM

I'll add myself to the player list.
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doomfreak
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posted October 11, 2005 04:13 AM

I would like to be added to the player list.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted October 11, 2005 04:52 AM

Me too, i want in.
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Khaelo
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posted October 11, 2005 07:37 AM

Take me off the list, please.    I cannot respond in a timely fashion.
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Celfious
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posted October 13, 2005 08:17 PM

Sign me up .

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Conan
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posted October 13, 2005 08:22 PM

Hey Trog, it's your turn to ask a question...
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tigris
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posted October 14, 2005 02:05 AM

ask me, ask me
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Trogdor
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posted October 14, 2005 11:53 AM

Tigris, since you didn't ask nicely, I'll ask Conan this one.

When was the first time you have been in a situation where you have sorely missed someone or something important in your life?
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